Chris
@papalwizard.bsky.social
You either know me or it's not worth being here reading this.
Bed’s are so fucking comfy man, what do you mean I get to retire to my nest every night that humanity has spent thousands of years tweaking to be cozy af
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bed’s are so fucking comfy man, what do you mean I get to retire to my nest every night that humanity has spent thousands of years tweaking to be cozy af
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I have a huge show in Toronto on Thursday.
It's a night to celebrate people who deserve it. Afghan educators. The vets who save endangered species. Trinidadian poets. Hollywood comedians. Inuit musicians. It's crazy and so so fun.
But social media is dead. How do I even tell people it's happening?
It's a night to celebrate people who deserve it. Afghan educators. The vets who save endangered species. Trinidadian poets. Hollywood comedians. Inuit musicians. It's crazy and so so fun.
But social media is dead. How do I even tell people it's happening?
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I have a huge show in Toronto on Thursday.
It's a night to celebrate people who deserve it. Afghan educators. The vets who save endangered species. Trinidadian poets. Hollywood comedians. Inuit musicians. It's crazy and so so fun.
But social media is dead. How do I even tell people it's happening?
It's a night to celebrate people who deserve it. Afghan educators. The vets who save endangered species. Trinidadian poets. Hollywood comedians. Inuit musicians. It's crazy and so so fun.
But social media is dead. How do I even tell people it's happening?
Old McDonald’s oil based sauce, a-i-o-l-i
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Old McDonald’s oil based sauce, a-i-o-l-i
Tony Starkprano be like: Jarvis, get me the gabagool
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Tony Starkprano be like: Jarvis, get me the gabagool
We have a better record of how many Weinermobiles there are than we do of Popemobiles. And I think that’s beautiful
October 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We have a better record of how many Weinermobiles there are than we do of Popemobiles. And I think that’s beautiful
5001st guy showing up to Jesus’ TED Talk: Ahh man I missed the buffet
October 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
5001st guy showing up to Jesus’ TED Talk: Ahh man I missed the buffet
Man the level of anxiety I have for driving lessons is worse than I’ve had for anything before in life, and why? I don’t even know really
October 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Man the level of anxiety I have for driving lessons is worse than I’ve had for anything before in life, and why? I don’t even know really
Definitely an NL bit but it’s crazy that you can just imagine things that make you laugh. For me currently it’s a tribe of prehistoric cavemen hearing music for the first time but still knowing how to do the Macarena perfectly
September 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Definitely an NL bit but it’s crazy that you can just imagine things that make you laugh. For me currently it’s a tribe of prehistoric cavemen hearing music for the first time but still knowing how to do the Macarena perfectly
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#Lines of ripples on Colpoy's Bay, Ontario at sunrise for the #AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLines
#EastCoastKin #PhotoHour #photography
#EastCoastKin #PhotoHour #photography
September 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
#Lines of ripples on Colpoy's Bay, Ontario at sunrise for the #AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLines
#EastCoastKin #PhotoHour #photography
#EastCoastKin #PhotoHour #photography
I hope this doesn't become some big part of American history, because imagine a defining moment of your nation happening in Utah
September 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I hope this doesn't become some big part of American history, because imagine a defining moment of your nation happening in Utah
Wtf happens in your late 20s man? Two friends have both got married this year without me even knowing until after the fact
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Wtf happens in your late 20s man? Two friends have both got married this year without me even knowing until after the fact
Did billionaires just keep pressing that button where you get $1 million dollars but a random person dies?
September 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Did billionaires just keep pressing that button where you get $1 million dollars but a random person dies?
I’ve had what could be a life changing question depending on the answer, did the dog actors on Air Bud have a fun time playing basketball or was it just acting?
August 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’ve had what could be a life changing question depending on the answer, did the dog actors on Air Bud have a fun time playing basketball or was it just acting?
Buzz Aldrin always wears three watches claiming it’s so he definitely knows the time but I feel like he just want to show off that ice
August 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Buzz Aldrin always wears three watches claiming it’s so he definitely knows the time but I feel like he just want to show off that ice
The Oracle messed up and gave me the gift of Forsyth. At least now I'll know if it'll be nice to see you, to see you nice.
August 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Oracle messed up and gave me the gift of Forsyth. At least now I'll know if it'll be nice to see you, to see you nice.
Best thing we can do for the new HP remake is convince people it's woke. If we can get the right to start a culture war against Her then wash our hands and forget about it that's best case Ontario.
August 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Best thing we can do for the new HP remake is convince people it's woke. If we can get the right to start a culture war against Her then wash our hands and forget about it that's best case Ontario.
“How could you cut up psychological thrillers?”
I ask the carpenter after all horrors are made illegal. He looks at me, steely eyed and replies.
“Band Saw.”
I ask the carpenter after all horrors are made illegal. He looks at me, steely eyed and replies.
“Band Saw.”
August 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
“How could you cut up psychological thrillers?”
I ask the carpenter after all horrors are made illegal. He looks at me, steely eyed and replies.
“Band Saw.”
I ask the carpenter after all horrors are made illegal. He looks at me, steely eyed and replies.
“Band Saw.”
You know the giraffes felt so important getting a hole cut out of Noah’s ark just for their heads, I get why lions eat them, bring them down a peg
August 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You know the giraffes felt so important getting a hole cut out of Noah’s ark just for their heads, I get why lions eat them, bring them down a peg
Choosing not to be immortal for fear of using out of date slang you learned in your formative years for the rest of eternity
August 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Choosing not to be immortal for fear of using out of date slang you learned in your formative years for the rest of eternity
Gen Z Boomer: When I was a lad we only had one dustbin. Everything went in there, none of this splitting your recycling from your food from your garden waste. We used to just refer to it as the bin and it never hurt no one doing it like that.
August 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Gen Z Boomer: When I was a lad we only had one dustbin. Everything went in there, none of this splitting your recycling from your food from your garden waste. We used to just refer to it as the bin and it never hurt no one doing it like that.
This one goes crazy
Initial conditions:
m1=126.6 m2=68.4 m3=46.2 (solar masses)
v1x=-1.859 v1y=3.934 v2x=2.152 v2y=2.745 v3x=-0.64 v3y=-1.278 (km/s)
x1=20.0 y1=2.0 x2=-24.0 y2=21.0 x3=-13.0 y3=-2.0 (AU from center)
Music: Symphony No. 5 (1st Mvmt) – Beethoven
m1=126.6 m2=68.4 m3=46.2 (solar masses)
v1x=-1.859 v1y=3.934 v2x=2.152 v2y=2.745 v3x=-0.64 v3y=-1.278 (km/s)
x1=20.0 y1=2.0 x2=-24.0 y2=21.0 x3=-13.0 y3=-2.0 (AU from center)
Music: Symphony No. 5 (1st Mvmt) – Beethoven
August 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This one goes crazy
Nothing has been more effective at getting me to open this app than watching the daily 3 body problem. I don’t know if that says more about me, the rest of this app, or how cool 3 body problems are
Initial conditions:
m1=80.6 m2=83.3 m3=106.8 (solar masses)
v1x=0.552 v1y=-0.316 v2x=2.59 v2y=-5.23 v3x=-6.002 v3y=4.588 (km/s)
x1=-21.0 y1=35.0 x2=28.0 y2=18.0 x3=-7.0 y3=-8.0 (AU from center)
Music: The Blue Danube Waltz – Strauss
m1=80.6 m2=83.3 m3=106.8 (solar masses)
v1x=0.552 v1y=-0.316 v2x=2.59 v2y=-5.23 v3x=-6.002 v3y=4.588 (km/s)
x1=-21.0 y1=35.0 x2=28.0 y2=18.0 x3=-7.0 y3=-8.0 (AU from center)
Music: The Blue Danube Waltz – Strauss
August 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Nothing has been more effective at getting me to open this app than watching the daily 3 body problem. I don’t know if that says more about me, the rest of this app, or how cool 3 body problems are
It’s always said that if you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
But what if you’re happy in that room? Well the answer is stop being the smartest person.
Hi, I’m Chris, and welcome to my seminar on the wonders of inhaling petroleum products
But what if you’re happy in that room? Well the answer is stop being the smartest person.
Hi, I’m Chris, and welcome to my seminar on the wonders of inhaling petroleum products
July 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It’s always said that if you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
But what if you’re happy in that room? Well the answer is stop being the smartest person.
Hi, I’m Chris, and welcome to my seminar on the wonders of inhaling petroleum products
But what if you’re happy in that room? Well the answer is stop being the smartest person.
Hi, I’m Chris, and welcome to my seminar on the wonders of inhaling petroleum products
Uploading Nosferatu to social media with the Stake logo superimposed over the bottom of the screen
July 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Uploading Nosferatu to social media with the Stake logo superimposed over the bottom of the screen