Evan Hadfield
evanhadfield.bsky.social
Evan Hadfield
@evanhadfield.bsky.social
bad at internet
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Marjorie Taylor Greene picking up on which way the wind is blowing is like watching a cat use the toilet. I always knew it was theoretically possible but it’s still unsettling to watch
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's just a window you can forgive yourself dude
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A story in two parts
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Woke up this morning to a Peruvian coke lord I briefly met years ago sending me vulnerable texts about life because apparently he decided I was the most feminine dude he'd ever let into his circle and am foreign enough to safely share his emotions with.

Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this.
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
They stopped making black mirror when it stopped feeling absurd
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein playing wordle and guessing “SP , “
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Every day those pierogies slip further from his reach
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Johann Tetzel, 1511:
When you stop paying the subscription fee they don't cancel it but they put your dead loved one in hell and you get unskippable video of them burning and begging for you to save them every single hour of the day.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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When you stop paying the subscription fee they don't cancel it but they put your dead loved one in hell and you get unskippable video of them burning and begging for you to save them every single hour of the day.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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A bus was stolen by a man in Canada who continued to allow passengers to board and even checked their bus passes, in what police described as a “joy ride.”
A man took a bus for a ‘joy ride’ — but kept picking up passengers
The man stole the bus in Hamilton, Ontario, while the driver was on a break — but let people board and alight the bus, and even checked passengers’ bus passes, police said.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Aside from the obvious issues, he's nailing it to the proudest part of the gate and if he does ever manage to secure the bottom half it will force the spike out at a weird angle. If he finishes they will all be different angles like it was built by orks
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Centrists would have us believe that Netanyahu is the only real problem with the Israeli government and that if Labour was in power these issues wouldn't be happening

Now to just quickly log into the house oversight files and do a quick check for Labour's most famous prime minister and uh oh
Right wing fascists would have us believe that hatred of Netanyahu and his government is antisemitic. It isn't, any more than hatred of Trump and his catch-farts is hatred of all Americans. Evil should be called out wherever it appears.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
He's right though
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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these are not even the files lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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"Fuck moving forward. Screw coming together. We are going to hire a team of prosecutors so large it needs its own building, fund them so well they have their own helicopters, and instruct them to go after everyone who broke the law from the White House to individual ICE agents."
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Prince Andrew writes like a scared little boy who wasn't supposed to get caught stealing candy
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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In December 2018, Epstein wrote about Trump: “I am the one able to take him down.”
Eight months later, Epstein was found dead in a prison run by the Trump administration.
Weird coincidence.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I can only imagine that the myth that Israeli crimes are the result of an errant Netanyahu government aren't going to survive Ehud Barak's Epstein connection
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Genuinely excited for my island home to reopen to all the Republicans on vacation
loading up “oh you mean epsteins best friend?” into the family holiday argument arsenal like im van helsing equipping a wooden stake
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
These emails make one thing extremely clear: Epstein killed himself there was no foul play
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I remember saying about pizzagate that whatever they accuse democrats of, they are guilty. Which should mean we’ll find out about voter fraud soon
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM