Chris Boyd
@paperghost.bsky.social
Award winning security researcher | 7 time Microsoft MVP | Google Hall of Fame | Music and video | UK Immigration (family reunion)
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this is one of the most bafflingly cumbersome ways to increase the chances of getting yourself killed I've ever seen
January 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
this is one of the most bafflingly cumbersome ways to increase the chances of getting yourself killed I've ever seen
truman show took a dark turn
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
truman show took a dark turn
hi ritchie, this seems like a pretty bad idea. have you considered literally anything else
January 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
hi ritchie, this seems like a pretty bad idea. have you considered literally anything else
very tricky, as it turns out! anyway, a fun little challenge
January 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
very tricky, as it turns out! anyway, a fun little challenge
if he'd said "what visa" i'd have known it was a false flag operation for sure
January 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
if he'd said "what visa" i'd have known it was a false flag operation for sure
Carica Dei Rohirrim Ride Of The Rohirrim GIF
Alt: Ride Of The Rohirrim
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
this also seems to happen on windows 10 too! i hate computers!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
this also seems to happen on windows 10 too! i hate computers!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!
he knew about my wife's visa too
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
he knew about my wife's visa too
turns out the fix was an incredible amount of swearing
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
turns out the fix was an incredible amount of swearing
me waiting for S2:
a cartoon of a woman with purple hair standing next to a small elf girl
Alt: a chibi freiren dancing in front of fern
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:12 PM
me waiting for S2:
sometimes you've just gotta reach for the big guns
January 14, 2026 at 12:10 PM
sometimes you've just gotta reach for the big guns
I've let me manager down, I've let me team down, but most of all I've let meself down
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I've let me manager down, I've let me team down, but most of all I've let meself down
me: oh god what have i done to the trees and / or the squirrels
January 14, 2026 at 9:12 AM
me: oh god what have i done to the trees and / or the squirrels
me last night realising the off switch was not in fact switching off the boiler: it's jonkler time
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 AM
me last night realising the off switch was not in fact switching off the boiler: it's jonkler time