ParadoxTheHybrid θ∆
@paradoxthehybrid.bsky.social
35, Queer intersectional hyperpunk green yeen service dog-thing
Stage crew by day, bass slut by night uwu
Plural Therian system
Living content sheet of the DSM-5
it/they/she
NSFW // 18+
https://linktr.ee/paradoxthehybrid
Stage crew by day, bass slut by night uwu
Plural Therian system
Living content sheet of the DSM-5
it/they/she
NSFW // 18+
https://linktr.ee/paradoxthehybrid
Turns out I was catfished for the first time =D (fuck me ugh.)
December 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Turns out I was catfished for the first time =D (fuck me ugh.)
Coworker: Got any resolutions for this year?
Me: Be more of a slut ^.^
Me: Be more of a slut ^.^
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Coworker: Got any resolutions for this year?
Me: Be more of a slut ^.^
Me: Be more of a slut ^.^
Gods why do I gotta be the lift for my coworkers, found a cutie to top me after work but i had to drive them back ><
Tomorrow i told them to find another lift tho xD
Tomorrow i told them to find another lift tho xD
December 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Gods why do I gotta be the lift for my coworkers, found a cutie to top me after work but i had to drive them back ><
Tomorrow i told them to find another lift tho xD
Tomorrow i told them to find another lift tho xD
I always like to ratchet up the weird when I meet someone, this time she was fine with me being plural and therian, but drew the line at yuricest xD
December 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I always like to ratchet up the weird when I meet someone, this time she was fine with me being plural and therian, but drew the line at yuricest xD
Ending a 16h day, me: so we going for a(multiple) drink(s) at the bar now? :3
Bonus when it's the boss who's paying x3
Bonus when it's the boss who's paying x3
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Ending a 16h day, me: so we going for a(multiple) drink(s) at the bar now? :3
Bonus when it's the boss who's paying x3
Bonus when it's the boss who's paying x3
Being good at my work is all fun and games until I get asked to work 8am to 2am and of course I say yes ^^"
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Being good at my work is all fun and games until I get asked to work 8am to 2am and of course I say yes ^^"
Reposted by ParadoxTheHybrid θ∆
sry the uploads have been so slow, I’m still getting over being sick 🤒
hey, wanna come over and play doctor with me? ~ 🤭 I’ll let u check my temperature…🥵
onlyfans.com/lunamoonhopper
#titsandpits #transporn #skyhub #realnsfw
hey, wanna come over and play doctor with me? ~ 🤭 I’ll let u check my temperature…🥵
onlyfans.com/lunamoonhopper
#titsandpits #transporn #skyhub #realnsfw
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
sry the uploads have been so slow, I’m still getting over being sick 🤒
hey, wanna come over and play doctor with me? ~ 🤭 I’ll let u check my temperature…🥵
onlyfans.com/lunamoonhopper
#titsandpits #transporn #skyhub #realnsfw
hey, wanna come over and play doctor with me? ~ 🤭 I’ll let u check my temperature…🥵
onlyfans.com/lunamoonhopper
#titsandpits #transporn #skyhub #realnsfw
This week, as I was leaving the employee room, I just hear one of the new guys say 'I don't like women with a bigger dick than me'
I just said loudly Haaaaai and laughed loudly as I walked away
I just said loudly Haaaaai and laughed loudly as I walked away
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This week, as I was leaving the employee room, I just hear one of the new guys say 'I don't like women with a bigger dick than me'
I just said loudly Haaaaai and laughed loudly as I walked away
I just said loudly Haaaaai and laughed loudly as I walked away
Reposted by ParadoxTheHybrid θ∆
so @katiedoesthings.bsky.social says one of my chores for tonight is to demonstrate this doorstop butt plug she made… but i get to pick n choose when to post it.
been a few days since i had a tip goal set… and i need to run errands this week.
$0/50 household needs
allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜✨.
been a few days since i had a tip goal set… and i need to run errands this week.
$0/50 household needs
allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜✨.
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
so @katiedoesthings.bsky.social says one of my chores for tonight is to demonstrate this doorstop butt plug she made… but i get to pick n choose when to post it.
been a few days since i had a tip goal set… and i need to run errands this week.
$0/50 household needs
allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜✨.
been a few days since i had a tip goal set… and i need to run errands this week.
$0/50 household needs
allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜✨.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Black Sabbath
Machine Girl/Femtanyl
The Living Tombstone
Escuela Grind
Subtronics
Black Sabbath
Machine Girl/Femtanyl
The Living Tombstone
Escuela Grind
Subtronics
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Florence + The Machine
AJJ
Against Me!
Tigers Jaw
PUP
Florence + The Machine
AJJ
Against Me!
Tigers Jaw
PUP
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
The Cure
Bad Religion
They Might Be Giants
The Cruxshadows
The Descendents
The Cure
Bad Religion
They Might Be Giants
The Cruxshadows
The Descendents
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Black Sabbath
Machine Girl/Femtanyl
The Living Tombstone
Escuela Grind
Subtronics
Black Sabbath
Machine Girl/Femtanyl
The Living Tombstone
Escuela Grind
Subtronics
What flavor is your OC?
The taste that you get when licking a 9v battery
The taste that you get when licking a 9v battery
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
What flavor is your OC?
The taste that you get when licking a 9v battery
The taste that you get when licking a 9v battery
My coworkers have started getting used refering to me as "it" 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
My coworkers have started getting used refering to me as "it" 🥰
Nothing like a cuddle puddle after injecting the girl juice
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Nothing like a cuddle puddle after injecting the girl juice
Being horny and I want to fuck myself so much vs existing is pain rn and I really should just go to bed
And between that I'm just sitting on the couch doomscrolling X.x
And between that I'm just sitting on the couch doomscrolling X.x
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Being horny and I want to fuck myself so much vs existing is pain rn and I really should just go to bed
And between that I'm just sitting on the couch doomscrolling X.x
And between that I'm just sitting on the couch doomscrolling X.x
So tired it hurts to exist, but I made it home safely
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
So tired it hurts to exist, but I made it home safely
As much as I'd like to be taken as a softie uwu cutie, some people are genuinely terrified of me and I can't say I dislike it
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As much as I'd like to be taken as a softie uwu cutie, some people are genuinely terrified of me and I can't say I dislike it
It finally happened. After so much training, I finally knotted my bigger toy owo
*happy slut sounds*
*happy slut sounds*
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It finally happened. After so much training, I finally knotted my bigger toy owo
*happy slut sounds*
*happy slut sounds*
I'm glad I was personally requested for this gig, but also worried that the gig will take the extent of my skills lol
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm glad I was personally requested for this gig, but also worried that the gig will take the extent of my skills lol
Just pupin around with a few coworkers on free-play night :3
Hit a #1 highscore on Target Terror and I wasn't really trying x3
Damn I suck at Pinball tho xD
Hit a #1 highscore on Target Terror and I wasn't really trying x3
Damn I suck at Pinball tho xD
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Just pupin around with a few coworkers on free-play night :3
Hit a #1 highscore on Target Terror and I wasn't really trying x3
Damn I suck at Pinball tho xD
Hit a #1 highscore on Target Terror and I wasn't really trying x3
Damn I suck at Pinball tho xD
Soooo, seems I've got a date coming up with a new puppy at an antifa black metal show owo ^.^
*excited noises*
does feel weird after being monog for the last 2 years heh
*excited noises*
does feel weird after being monog for the last 2 years heh
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Soooo, seems I've got a date coming up with a new puppy at an antifa black metal show owo ^.^
*excited noises*
does feel weird after being monog for the last 2 years heh
*excited noises*
does feel weird after being monog for the last 2 years heh
I miss having time to be a slut fr x.x
The grind never stops x3
The grind never stops x3
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I miss having time to be a slut fr x.x
The grind never stops x3
The grind never stops x3
The trip was fun, but it's nice to be back home
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The trip was fun, but it's nice to be back home
Not even 24h back from a 2.5 weeks trip in France and already on that grind UwU
Feeling motivated, this trip was nice to break habits
Will post pics when i have some free time to sort through them x3
Got some really pretty pics in cimetière Père-Lachaise on a lesbian walk and picnic with wifey :3
Feeling motivated, this trip was nice to break habits
Will post pics when i have some free time to sort through them x3
Got some really pretty pics in cimetière Père-Lachaise on a lesbian walk and picnic with wifey :3
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Not even 24h back from a 2.5 weeks trip in France and already on that grind UwU
Feeling motivated, this trip was nice to break habits
Will post pics when i have some free time to sort through them x3
Got some really pretty pics in cimetière Père-Lachaise on a lesbian walk and picnic with wifey :3
Feeling motivated, this trip was nice to break habits
Will post pics when i have some free time to sort through them x3
Got some really pretty pics in cimetière Père-Lachaise on a lesbian walk and picnic with wifey :3
At my SIL's bday, my MIL said something along the lines of -taking a pic while its just us girls here- while my BILs were smoking, and it touched me :3
It's weird having a supportive family tho ngl
It's weird having a supportive family tho ngl
October 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
At my SIL's bday, my MIL said something along the lines of -taking a pic while its just us girls here- while my BILs were smoking, and it touched me :3
It's weird having a supportive family tho ngl
It's weird having a supportive family tho ngl
Just a punk bitch in it's element ^.^
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Just a punk bitch in it's element ^.^