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Scientist doing everything I can to distract myself from the lab. Obsessed with genre literature and TRRPGs.

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Bonus extended cut which is not funnier but I made it, so
We are looking down at Goofy as he cowers away from Mickey, whose shadow we can see at the bottom of the composition. Behind Goofy is a giant hole with a turbine inside, around the hole is the label "Slop Blender". Goofy, scared, says "N-now Mick, wait--it doesn't have to be like this!!" Goofy, standing in front of the slop blender, hat in hands, makes an impassioned plea: "think of all the work, toil, dedication, creativity, skill, passion, blood, sweat, tears, walk outs, pickets, strikes, sleepless nights, crumpled sketches, screaming matches, ambitions, inspiration, collaboration-- the insane and beautiful notion that people can communicate and work in tandem with such care and precision that they pull entire worlds from the ether and share them with their fellow human. every little scrap of humanity that defines our existence. The Future generations of kids who dream that one day they, too, might dedicate their lives to leaving their mark on this storied craft. do ya really want all that ground into slop, mick? for nothin'?" Micky holding a gun and wearing a trench coat in a tunnel with dramatic lighting, smiles while tears stream down his face. Mickey says in response to the previous panel, "Sorry, Goof, the boss thinks this might generate shareholder value, ha-hah! Now get in the slop blender."
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
pardum.bsky.social
"advanced lab techniques" and they name the most basic skills. Anyone who's taken a single biology lab class in college can do what they listed.
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM