Parentball
@parentball.bsky.social
Parenting humor. Dumb jokes. Dumber puns.
Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 & https://www.pointsincase.com/author/michael-ward
Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (Reboots in 2026)
Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 & https://www.pointsincase.com/author/michael-ward
Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (Reboots in 2026)
Was just tidying up the living room and discovered a Super Bowl watch checklist that 7yo made. Hadn’t seen her making it
February 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Was just tidying up the living room and discovered a Super Bowl watch checklist that 7yo made. Hadn’t seen her making it
Noooo. I loved it when the stories about her came out
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Noooo. I loved it when the stories about her came out
6yo really manifesting getting a cat
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 AM
6yo really manifesting getting a cat
You have earned a noble end
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
You have earned a noble end
6yo added eyes and named it Stapleton
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
6yo added eyes and named it Stapleton
That can’t be right
January 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
That can’t be right
Really? An eleventy trillion dollar social media company can’t build an algorithm to prevent a notification like this?
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Really? An eleventy trillion dollar social media company can’t build an algorithm to prevent a notification like this?
Getting ready to face the first full week of a clearly batshit crazy 2026 tomorrow like
January 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Getting ready to face the first full week of a clearly batshit crazy 2026 tomorrow like
Happy New Year, everyone! May 2026 be a better year. (Here’s the video from our 6th annual neighborhood ball drop.)
January 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Happy New Year, everyone! May 2026 be a better year. (Here’s the video from our 6th annual neighborhood ball drop.)
This furniture store bookshelf display goes hard
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This furniture store bookshelf display goes hard
The next five days
December 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The next five days
***Very important safety tip: Don’t, um, grow a small small conifer in, uh, the large barrel you’ve kicked over, per, um, UN resolution 3481
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
***Very important safety tip: Don’t, um, grow a small small conifer in, uh, the large barrel you’ve kicked over, per, um, UN resolution 3481
The kids bringing the last minute additions to the Christmas list
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The kids bringing the last minute additions to the Christmas list
I did the 6 7 thing so many times my kids are sick of it
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I did the 6 7 thing so many times my kids are sick of it
Check out the big story about ecnomic anxiert on top of @nbcnews.com right now
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Check out the big story about ecnomic anxiert on top of @nbcnews.com right now
When they let you choose your own turkey trot bib number and you want to show you’re down with the latest trends
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
When they let you choose your own turkey trot bib number and you want to show you’re down with the latest trends
*chanting* Crossover! Crossover! Crossover!
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
*chanting* Crossover! Crossover! Crossover!
Breaking: 10yo is currently trying to explain supply and demand to 6yo, who is excitedly making inventory for a guitar pick stand
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Breaking: 10yo is currently trying to explain supply and demand to 6yo, who is excitedly making inventory for a guitar pick stand
Someone has to post it
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Someone has to post it