Parentball
@parentball.bsky.social
Parenting humor. Dumb jokes. Dumber puns.
Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 & https://www.pointsincase.com/author/michael-ward
Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (Reboots in 2026)
Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 & https://www.pointsincase.com/author/michael-ward
Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (Reboots in 2026)
Perhaps they will be called Mons-ters, even if it’s more appropriate for us
January 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Perhaps they will be called Mons-ters, even if it’s more appropriate for us
And the band played on
As the helicopters whirred
Drunk on the lawn in our nuclear dawn
My senses finally blurred
As the helicopters whirred
Drunk on the lawn in our nuclear dawn
My senses finally blurred
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
And the band played on
As the helicopters whirred
Drunk on the lawn in our nuclear dawn
My senses finally blurred
As the helicopters whirred
Drunk on the lawn in our nuclear dawn
My senses finally blurred
Thank you. That's some good O-ghee content
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Thank you. That's some good O-ghee content
Chuck E. Cheese was just a stage name. His real name was Charles Exavier Manchego
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Chuck E. Cheese was just a stage name. His real name was Charles Exavier Manchego
The kids summer activities matrix is the worst matrix of all. (After the third Matrix movie, of course. Unwatchable garbage.)
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The kids summer activities matrix is the worst matrix of all. (After the third Matrix movie, of course. Unwatchable garbage.)
The Colbert Report
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The Colbert Report
*ICQ message notification sound*
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Still do when I say it
January 7, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Still do when I say it
Need to grab those wins as fast as possible, in these times
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Need to grab those wins as fast as possible, in these times
Yes! And also
Getting ready to face the first full week of a clearly batshit crazy 2026 tomorrow like
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Yes! And also
IPAs actually taste terrible
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
IPAs actually taste terrible
*commences social media fight*
I’m a Bay Leaf truther. They don’t do anything. It’s a fraud perpetrated by Big Bay Leaf
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
*commences social media fight*
This feels like the Sabor de Solidad of breakfast cereals
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
This feels like the Sabor de Solidad of breakfast cereals