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Parentball
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Parenting humor. Dumb jokes. Dumber puns.
Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 & https://www.pointsincase.com/author/michael-ward
Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (Reboots in 2026)
Perhaps they will be called Mons-ters, even if it’s more appropriate for us
January 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Hay now
January 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
And the band played on
As the helicopters whirred
Drunk on the lawn in our nuclear dawn
My senses finally blurred
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Thank you. That's some good O-ghee content
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Chuck E. Cheese was just a stage name. His real name was Charles Exavier Manchego
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The kids summer activities matrix is the worst matrix of all. (After the third Matrix movie, of course. Unwatchable garbage.)
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The Colbert Report
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 AM
*ICQ message notification sound*
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Still do when I say it
January 7, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Need to grab those wins as fast as possible, in these times
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Yes! And also
Getting ready to face the first full week of a clearly batshit crazy 2026 tomorrow like
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
IPAs actually taste terrible
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
*commences social media fight*
I’m a Bay Leaf truther. They don’t do anything. It’s a fraud perpetrated by Big Bay Leaf
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
This feels like the Sabor de Solidad of breakfast cereals
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM