parseword
@parseword.bsky.social
IT guy in Memphis, TN. Solver of problems; breaker of things; unrelenting learner. Never settle for perfect when good enough will do.
💙 Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats ᓚᕠᗢ
🚫 Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros
💙 Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats ᓚᕠᗢ
🚫 Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros
From the department of redundancy department
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
From the department of redundancy department
What could possibly have this guy so agitated and worked up? Oh, I see. Like 50 brown people moved into his county over the last 20 years.
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 AM
What could possibly have this guy so agitated and worked up? Oh, I see. Like 50 brown people moved into his county over the last 20 years.
Guaranteed and pre-approved whole life insurance policy! Are you sure about that, Mutual of Omaha? You mailed this to a guy who's been dead for more than 3 years. Fire your marketing department.
January 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Guaranteed and pre-approved whole life insurance policy! Are you sure about that, Mutual of Omaha? You mailed this to a guy who's been dead for more than 3 years. Fire your marketing department.
January 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
the dough must go on
January 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
the dough must go on
One expletive is enough, so long as it’s a good one
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM
One expletive is enough, so long as it’s a good one
tf y’all doing with these react2shell scans 💩
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
tf y’all doing with these react2shell scans 💩
It's going to be a bad year, Memphis.
"Sexton [said] his conversations with Stephen Miller began even before agents arrived in Memphis. Sexton expects around eight or nine bills that will make Tennessee a testing ground for Trump's immigration crackdown at the state level."
archive.is/xuLLW
"Sexton [said] his conversations with Stephen Miller began even before agents arrived in Memphis. Sexton expects around eight or nine bills that will make Tennessee a testing ground for Trump's immigration crackdown at the state level."
archive.is/xuLLW
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
It's going to be a bad year, Memphis.
"Sexton [said] his conversations with Stephen Miller began even before agents arrived in Memphis. Sexton expects around eight or nine bills that will make Tennessee a testing ground for Trump's immigration crackdown at the state level."
archive.is/xuLLW
"Sexton [said] his conversations with Stephen Miller began even before agents arrived in Memphis. Sexton expects around eight or nine bills that will make Tennessee a testing ground for Trump's immigration crackdown at the state level."
archive.is/xuLLW
the dough must be kneaded
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
the dough must be kneaded
#IceOutForGood, Memphis, Tennessee. Dozens of state troopers arrive to antagonize protestors.
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
#IceOutForGood, Memphis, Tennessee. Dozens of state troopers arrive to antagonize protestors.
Memphis and North Mississippi, do you recognize this dump truck? The driver left the gate down and spilled large rocks onto I-55, damaging multiple vehicles.
wreg.com/news/rocks-d...
wreg.com/news/rocks-d...
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Memphis and North Mississippi, do you recognize this dump truck? The driver left the gate down and spilled large rocks onto I-55, damaging multiple vehicles.
wreg.com/news/rocks-d...
wreg.com/news/rocks-d...
interloper defeated, the dough must be kneaded
January 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
interloper defeated, the dough must be kneaded
See y’all tomorrow, Memphis!
January 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
See y’all tomorrow, Memphis!
a new stray appears, unlikely to share the first’s passion for dough
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
a new stray appears, unlikely to share the first’s passion for dough
From Cordova with just under 6”. My snow shovel and I both got a workout that day…
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
From Cordova with just under 6”. My snow shovel and I both got a workout that day…
the dough must be kneaded
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the dough must be kneaded
Another successful Kroger review. (I do not, in fact, drink eggs.)
January 8, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Another successful Kroger review. (I do not, in fact, drink eggs.)
the dough must be kneaded
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
the dough must be kneaded