parseword
@parseword.bsky.social
IT guy in Memphis, TN. Solver of problems; breaker of things; unrelenting learner. Never settle for perfect when good enough will do.
💙 Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats ᓚᕠᗢ
🚫 Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros
💙 Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats ᓚᕠᗢ
🚫 Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros
Guaranteed and pre-approved whole life insurance policy! Are you sure about that, Mutual of Omaha? You mailed this to a guy who's been dead for more than 3 years. Fire your marketing department.
January 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Guaranteed and pre-approved whole life insurance policy! Are you sure about that, Mutual of Omaha? You mailed this to a guy who's been dead for more than 3 years. Fire your marketing department.
If they're boys: "the military is for suckers and losers, son; you want to be a real patriot, join ICE and kill some liberals."
If they're girls: "you have no control over your body and you better get comfortable with the kitchen."
If they're girls: "you have no control over your body and you better get comfortable with the kitchen."
January 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
If they're boys: "the military is for suckers and losers, son; you want to be a real patriot, join ICE and kill some liberals."
If they're girls: "you have no control over your body and you better get comfortable with the kitchen."
If they're girls: "you have no control over your body and you better get comfortable with the kitchen."
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5/OLC next says “What does define the President's authority to order ABSOLUTE RESOLVE is the Constitution”
But leaves out the President’s constitutional duty to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed”
And ignores that the UN Charter is binding on the Pres as the “supreme Law of the Land”
But leaves out the President’s constitutional duty to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed”
And ignores that the UN Charter is binding on the Pres as the “supreme Law of the Land”
January 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
5/OLC next says “What does define the President's authority to order ABSOLUTE RESOLVE is the Constitution”
But leaves out the President’s constitutional duty to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed”
And ignores that the UN Charter is binding on the Pres as the “supreme Law of the Land”
But leaves out the President’s constitutional duty to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed”
And ignores that the UN Charter is binding on the Pres as the “supreme Law of the Land”
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The article says immigration agents took this kid's phone.
And then the phone showed up for sale at a vending machine near an ICE facility?
Did ICE agents STEAL and SELL this kid's PHONE?
This obviously isn't the worst of what's described in the article. But it tells you something.
And then the phone showed up for sale at a vending machine near an ICE facility?
Did ICE agents STEAL and SELL this kid's PHONE?
This obviously isn't the worst of what's described in the article. But it tells you something.
January 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The article says immigration agents took this kid's phone.
And then the phone showed up for sale at a vending machine near an ICE facility?
Did ICE agents STEAL and SELL this kid's PHONE?
This obviously isn't the worst of what's described in the article. But it tells you something.
And then the phone showed up for sale at a vending machine near an ICE facility?
Did ICE agents STEAL and SELL this kid's PHONE?
This obviously isn't the worst of what's described in the article. But it tells you something.
I’m still furious Senate Democrats opened the government back up in the first place.
January 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I’m still furious Senate Democrats opened the government back up in the first place.
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At this point it takes more effort for politicians to maintain the fiction that we have a functioning federal government than it would to acknowledge reality and formally shut it down until our insane president is removed bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
At this point it takes more effort for politicians to maintain the fiction that we have a functioning federal government than it would to acknowledge reality and formally shut it down until our insane president is removed bsky.app/profile/atru...
Many people are saying it!
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Many people are saying it!
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If our authorities exist for the protection of the people, then the laws should exist for the protection of the people, not the protection of authorities. If the law exists for the protection of authorities, then the authorities do not exist for the protection of the people.
January 13, 2026 at 11:47 AM
If our authorities exist for the protection of the people, then the laws should exist for the protection of the people, not the protection of authorities. If the law exists for the protection of authorities, then the authorities do not exist for the protection of the people.
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Mayor Young and the Chamber of Commerce seemed excited to have Memphis known as “the home of Mechahitler,” so I suppose they’ll be thrilled at this development, too.
Grok could create "images of children that may amount to child sexual abuse material."
UK, Asia Move Against Memphis-Based Grok Over Child Sexual Image Risks
UK watchdog Ofcom said Grok could be used to create “images of children that may amount to child sexual abuse material.”
www.memphisflyer.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Mayor Young and the Chamber of Commerce seemed excited to have Memphis known as “the home of Mechahitler,” so I suppose they’ll be thrilled at this development, too.
Mayor Young and the Chamber of Commerce seemed excited to have Memphis known as “the home of Mechahitler,” so I suppose they’ll be thrilled at this development, too.
Grok could create "images of children that may amount to child sexual abuse material."
UK, Asia Move Against Memphis-Based Grok Over Child Sexual Image Risks
UK watchdog Ofcom said Grok could be used to create “images of children that may amount to child sexual abuse material.”
www.memphisflyer.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Mayor Young and the Chamber of Commerce seemed excited to have Memphis known as “the home of Mechahitler,” so I suppose they’ll be thrilled at this development, too.