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Ms Parsnip

@parsnip45.bsky.social

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Professional child wrangler, unprofessional dog walker, southern defector to Yorkshire - mum of 3 grown ups.

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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1h

I worked as a Regional
director of a busy London agency before separating from the children’s dad. I had to change career to fit around my children, so studied at night & opened a little daycare business from home - I’ve just reached my 18th year & still love it

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 13h

i’m jealous

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 15h

Nigel Farage accuses teachers of "poisoning our kids" on race issues.

Here's a reminder of what teachers and fellow pupils at Farage's own school remember of his own views on that subject.

www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 13h

could you order me one please - that looks delicious

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1d

I’d love that

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1d

and thank you :)

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1d

the lovely Doris - who I still speak to almost daily !

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1d

I helped a woman I’d spoken to who was experiencing severe anxiety & couldn’t cope with her dodgy landlord - I found her a solicitor and got him sued - she won! We are still firm friends but have never met

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1d

You seem like a sociable man, and I imagine you’re even more likeable in real life

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1d

I will :)

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1d

i’m happy to ask him whatever you need

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1d

you have great skin H x

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 1d

My boy is home - so I made sausage rolls with chilli jam

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Daily Politics UK @dailycorruption.bsky.social · 1d

People Tories blamed for the country being a mess despite being in 14 years of power:

EU
Polish, Hungarian, Romanian
EU citizens
Muslims
Boat people
Previous Labour govt
Hung parliament (Brexit)
Immigration
Civil service
Local councils
Bank of England

People actually to blame:
Tories

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 2d

how is life there ?

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 2d

where is it you’re based ?

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 2d

yes !

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matt🎃Pez @mattpez.bsky.social · 2d

i would repost you anyway kathy i don't care about being entered into the competition 💜💜💜

Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 2d

Poppers ?

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𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨No not this again @salix.bsky.social · 2d

Taking orders now so I can get things made fresh & sent pre December rush. Message me to order.

An advert for home made jams & pickles.
Lemon curd, blueberry jam, cranberry relish, green tomato chutney, marmalade (with whiskey), strawberry jam, raspberry jam, plum jam.
Requests considered
125ml jars £4.50 or 4 for £15
300ml jars £6.50 or 4 for £20.

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 2d

own segment - it’s all too stressful otherwise

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 3d

My son is home and asked for a roast. Monday roast it is then

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 3d

probably hiding from the wind - not a day for wearing capes

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 3d

Whitby looked pretty dramatic

Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 4d

here for a short time eh :)