Potential synthesis: The middle aged parents are lame. They see themselves in Lander, who’s more dorky than lame, which is what the lame middle aged parents can aspire to?

Mays is clearly the court-ordered therapist for two juvenile delinquents

Skill issue. No one listens to Vance. He couldn’t incite a pogrom if you spotted him an archipelago of gulags

Man, I don’t message TV providers when I’m having trouble dealing with a coworker. Why do they think they can ask me to solve their issues?

@mattdoyle.bsky.social

Almost 40 years ago

Gonna need Don DeLillo using a pseudonym to fill that niche

Seth Green is not everyone, Adam

I absolutely only learned in the past year that it doesn’t rhyme with owl. After first encountering it more than 30 years ago on the back jacket copy of Dorian Gray or Importance of Being Earnest. There’s no changing how my brain pronounces it now.

The worst thing about that movie is it might give ideas to Weird Little Guys everywhere. Or the best thing about that movie. I could never decide.

I’ve just started Lady Chatterly’s Lover and remembered all over again that if an English person wrote something in the 1920s, that piece is gonna be fuckin haunted by the war.

Alicia Malone agrees!