benreybenreybenreybenreybenreybenreybenreybenreybenreybenreybenr
@passportsguardian.bsky.social
smoking weed when you're bald must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and i'm bald
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YOU ARE AN IDIOT, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
YOU ARE AN IDIOT, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
benrey benmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
benrey benmas
] thats crazy. its christmas morning and all i want to do is write benrey hlvrai on bluesky dot social . merry christmas by the way
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
] thats crazy. its christmas morning and all i want to do is write benrey hlvrai on bluesky dot social . merry christmas by the way
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Congratulations mortal! You have summoned Jimbo!
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Congratulations mortal! You have summoned Jimbo!
merry chris
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
merry chris
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/please ignore the caption. What is ddx
two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with the words d / dx and e ^ x below them
ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with the words d / dx and e ^ x below them
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
/please ignore the caption. What is ddx
watch out
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
watch out
] as previously mentioned You can do whatever you want to him. if he dies he Will be back. so by all means
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
] as previously mentioned You can do whatever you want to him. if he dies he Will be back. so by all means
[ also in the digital circus but its slightly less inexplicable for him because he can just do that ]
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[ also in the digital circus but its slightly less inexplicable for him because he can just do that ]
] screenshot from like two years ago? maybe?
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
] screenshot from like two years ago? maybe?
] i hope someone kiIIs him
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
] i hope someone kiIIs him
ohh yooo its umm. the snow time
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ohh yooo its umm. the snow time
] sorry guys.
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
] sorry guys.
] i havent really used her lately so like . i might flip her . at the very least just temporarily
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
] i havent really used her lately so like . i might flip her . at the very least just temporarily
[ Wandering around with her nose in her phone. ]
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
[ Wandering around with her nose in her phone. ]
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GUYS, GUYS—WAIT! I'M NOT DOING WHAT YOU SAY I'M DOING!
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL!
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL!
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
GUYS, GUYS—WAIT! I'M NOT DOING WHAT YOU SAY I'M DOING!
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL!
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL!
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You're powerless unless you act as a group, correct? How miserable, sad, and most of all irritating.
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
You're powerless unless you act as a group, correct? How miserable, sad, and most of all irritating.
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I just want to protect him. Not that it matters to you...
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I just want to protect him. Not that it matters to you...
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⋯What is a friend anyway?
F-R-I-E-N-D... What's it mean?
F-R-I-E-N-D... What's it mean?
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
⋯What is a friend anyway?
F-R-I-E-N-D... What's it mean?
F-R-I-E-N-D... What's it mean?
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Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Do you know what the most convenient phrase in the world is? It's “I'm sorry.” Anyone who hears that is obligated to forgive, no matter how hurt or angry they may be... There's no more disgusting phrase in all the world.
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And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.
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you could drown, or choke, or burn, or be hit by a car
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but something will eventually
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but something will eventually
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
you could drown, or choke, or burn, or be hit by a car
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but something will eventually
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but something will eventually
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I'd really love to meet this God who seemingly laughs at the misery of everyone not eligible for his miracles.
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I'd really love to meet this God who seemingly laughs at the misery of everyone not eligible for his miracles.