J.S.
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J.S.
@past-tense.bsky.social
fucking beauty queen blowing chunks everywhere
Pokemon already has one of these:
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Feels weird being a foreigner in a country calling for a snap election on an anti-foreigner platform. Like, this affects me quite a bit, but I can’t do anything about it?
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Not for nothing, but it is pretty funny that this guy cosplayed being a tough guy by wearing a bullet proof vest (without the inserts because that would make it too heavy to cosplay) and then immediately proved how little protection those bullet proof vests actually provide.
He gave a bunch of Nazi salutes and out came the super soakers (pic from Mpls subreddit)
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Is it possible that I don’t actually like sushi? Is it possible that I only think I like sushi because what I really enjoy eating is the pickled sushi ginger?
January 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Somehow doing Stupid Teapot Dome.
REPORTER: The Capital Planning Commission is concerned the 89,000 square foot ballroom is going to dwarf the rest of the rest of the WH. Do you worry about that?

TRUMP: No no. People love the ballroom. We need it. If we would've had the ballroom today, we could've had all the oil companies there.
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Guess it’s a suddenly cry at work day today.
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
This motherfucker is 23?
January 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Randomly decided to watch an NL video for the first time in a decade and he randomly brought up @pajiba.com article? Wild.

(youtu.be/OMbmfoYvNUw?...)
This video is for comedic purposes only (The Binding of Isaac: Repentance)
YouTube video by Northernlion
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
At some point Bari Weiss will claim that her tremendous 60 minutes fuck up will have been intentional all along.
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
@torionic.bsky.social @danhamamura.bsky.social RE: podcast: ScienceSaru has one of the better reputations as an anime studio for treating talent well, so I don’t think the DanDaDan production is bad for the animators as the industry as a whole.

That being said, I don’t care for DanDaDan personally.
December 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sometimes you stumble upon a new to you comic and decide that it’s going to be your personality for a little bit.
(Love Advice from the Great Duke of Hell)
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
She also qualifies for a pension in 2026.
Nancy Mace has told people she is so frustrated with Mike Johnson and sick of the way he has run the House — particularly how women are treated there — that she is planning to huddle with Marjorie Taylor Greene next week to discuss following her lead and retiring early from Congress.
Republican Anger Erupts at Johnson as Party Frets About Future
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Well, Rental Family kinda wrecked me. Being an ex-pat is weird? Bizarre? Lonely in a way?
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This guy has been a Senator since 2015 and has had a decade to figure out a Republican healthcare plan, any healthcare plan, and it seems like he only just started working on one last week. He’s an actual doctor for God’s sake.
Policy merits or demerits aside, it is logistically impossible to set up a brand new HSA scheme in the next six weeks. I suspect it could prove logistically impossible to execute in the next six months.

People are picking their plans for 2026 between now and January 15.
Cassidy pitches his alternative to extending extra ACA subsidies
Cassidy wants to replace enhanced ACA subsidies with payments to health savings accounts.
www.statnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Fun Fact about Discharge Petitions: Once a Discharge Petition acquires enough signatures, it moves to the Discharge Calendar, where is it privileged business, on the 2nd and 4th Monday of each month. This Monday was the 2nd Monday of Nov, so this kicks the can until Nov 24th the week of Thanksgiving
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Broken Bat, this game had everything
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The sports bar I am at in Japan is going crazy
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Yamamoto!
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
3-2, 2 outs in the 9th inning, incredible.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
*watching game 7 of The World Series*

Y’know, I bet playing baseball is fun.
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
@torionic.bsky.social the wildest thing about The Apothecary Diaries is that it has TWO ongoing manga adaptations simultaneously. You probably read the Neko version since that’s the one translated to English and it’s the one the anime took their character designs one, but the other one is also rad.
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
James beat out Jessie in a head to head? Wild Stuff! Wild!
we did a POKEMON GEN 1 HUMANS bracket, randomized seeds, i am LIVID that misty did not make it to top 4, also Team Rocket is in Yellow so we added them, i'm sure people won't take issue with that at all, in the end we landed on

1. Sabrina
2. James
3. Blaine
4. Lorelei
October 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Not the point at all, but I do find it funny that this lady doesn’t have a name, she’s just Charlie Kirk’s widow. Like it’s just generic sexism writing that headline, yes, but also she really doesn’t have any actually qualifications, so Charlie Kirk’s wife it is.
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like the Dodgers underestimated the Blue Jays, just like how every team this post-season has underestimated the Blue Jays.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM