Michael Thomas
@pastapalmjt.bsky.social
Inconsistent Streamer | the most boring job at an interesting place | #crew96
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Happy New Year, Friends!
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Happy New Year, Friends!
Going to pick up my Zoloft in my ugly Christmas sweater
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Going to pick up my Zoloft in my ugly Christmas sweater
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Happy publication anniversary to Northanger Abbey! Celebrate by accusing your crush’s dad of murder.
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Wow this isn't funny at all and I certainly haven't been grinning since hearing the news 👀
Michigan has fired Sherrone Moore for cause, according to multiple reports.
Michigan Fires Head Coach Sherrone Moore for Inappropriate Relationship with Staff Member
Michigan has fired Sherrone Moore for cause after an university investigation found that Moore engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a staff member.
www.elevenwarriors.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Wow this isn't funny at all and I certainly haven't been grinning since hearing the news 👀
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
It's been about 20 years of wishing for another Mike Nugent
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It's been about 20 years of wishing for another Mike Nugent
PI not existing behind the line-of-scrimmage 😘
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
PI not existing behind the line-of-scrimmage 😘
Conflicted between wanting chaos and my dislike of BYU and non-traditional QB numbers
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Conflicted between wanting chaos and my dislike of BYU and non-traditional QB numbers
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🗣️ WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN‼️ www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-f...
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
🗣️ WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN‼️ www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-f...
Ryan Day taking a knee instead of a deep-shot is perhaps classy, but I really wanted a Woody-style fuck you
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ryan Day taking a knee instead of a deep-shot is perhaps classy, but I really wanted a Woody-style fuck you
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FIELD CONDITIONS UPDATE: Brutus Buckeye drew a Script Ohio in the snow and X’d out the M in the end zone. ❄️ ❌
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
FIELD CONDITIONS UPDATE: Brutus Buckeye drew a Script Ohio in the snow and X’d out the M in the end zone. ❄️ ❌
My next therapy appointment is gonna be a doozy
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My next therapy appointment is gonna be a doozy
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did it happen like this
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
did it happen like this
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Apple TV going to a split screen mid-#HellIsReal playoff match just to show Messi arriving at the stadium, with the match side smaller than the Messi side, is great example of why MLS fans might be tired of him.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Apple TV going to a split screen mid-#HellIsReal playoff match just to show Messi arriving at the stadium, with the match side smaller than the Messi side, is great example of why MLS fans might be tired of him.
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No Kings includes this asshole
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No Kings includes this asshole
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Good News: Israel has officially failed to qualify for the 2026 World Cup after being defeated by Italy, 3-0.
Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.
Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.
October 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Good News: Israel has officially failed to qualify for the 2026 World Cup after being defeated by Italy, 3-0.
Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.
Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.
Nobody matching my freak about Enderlin being upgraded and how they used damage indicators to do it is why I'm okay being single
October 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Nobody matching my freak about Enderlin being upgraded and how they used damage indicators to do it is why I'm okay being single
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You will never catch me being embarrassed for replying too fast. You caught me at a good time and I like talking to you? You’re getting hit with the less than a minute later text back. ✨
October 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You will never catch me being embarrassed for replying too fast. You caught me at a good time and I like talking to you? You’re getting hit with the less than a minute later text back. ✨
2025 MLS Cup Playoff Participant Columbus Crew #crew96
a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
2025 MLS Cup Playoff Participant Columbus Crew #crew96
I do try to not be nosy, but I did see a "I'd like you to think I'm a MILF" on the texts of the person in front of me at the baseball game. So, imma keep looking.
September 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I do try to not be nosy, but I did see a "I'd like you to think I'm a MILF" on the texts of the person in front of me at the baseball game. So, imma keep looking.
This prolonged September Omega Block is pissing me right off
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This prolonged September Omega Block is pissing me right off
People not knowing the difference between OWO and uwu is a national epidemic. The past few days have made that clear and I'm not afraid to say it.
September 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
People not knowing the difference between OWO and uwu is a national epidemic. The past few days have made that clear and I'm not afraid to say it.
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Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.