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steve
@pastapotamus.bsky.social
I'm the type of person who would spend a long time thinking of what to write here and still not come up with anything better than this.
We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
November 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
You may not like it, but this is what perfect use of a dog bed looks like.
October 31, 2024 at 2:11 AM
October 15, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I would like to drop this Echoes of Wisdom take that I stand by 100% so far (i do not stand by the art, but it's the best I can manage)
October 7, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Stahhhhhhhhhp! You're making me blush!!
October 4, 2024 at 4:29 PM
No shade on the 12 foot skeletons but there is something to be said for this fun little guy too
October 1, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Me and the boys mercilessly roasting one of my friends who "doesn't see a point in voting" in the group chat. Love to see it, love to elicit this kind of response
September 27, 2024 at 1:19 AM
September 26, 2024 at 3:54 PM
September 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Ooh I hope I get an email from one of their recruiters again soon so i can let them know what I think of this decision.
September 17, 2024 at 2:57 PM
September 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I have escalated my offensive in response to finding more books in annoying places
September 12, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Basically, I picture the Jumbonium atom, but smaller.
September 12, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Playing again, covid long gone, I now notice lots of opportunities to start rapping Root Down when taking actions in Undergrove,
September 8, 2024 at 7:13 PM
RIP to any band that has to follow Teke::Teke at Bumbershoot because these folks fuckin killed it
August 31, 2024 at 9:52 PM
My kid literally just tried this on me as if those Calvin and Hobbes books he's been reading weren't mine for like 30 years lmao
August 30, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Covid quarantine about to pop off with arrival of the newest @elizhargrave.bsky.social special
August 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM
My wife said we could only get a dog if it was 1. Not a puppy. 2. House trained already. 3. Good with kids. 4. Hypoallergenic.

OK fine I guess that's a no then?

The next week my coworker took a job overseas and needed a new home for Rockford, who couldn't go with him. I won.
August 3, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Pregaming the exact same way right now. Getting closer....
August 3, 2024 at 1:46 AM
What was my home town like? I'm glad you asked.
August 3, 2024 at 1:39 AM
New doorstop is working great
July 31, 2024 at 2:43 AM
A second dog has hit the bean bag
July 30, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Not sure he's gonna go home after discovering the bean bag
July 27, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Late at night, up against the window of Ashley Furniture
July 26, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I'm not that skilled this is the best I could do
July 26, 2024 at 5:15 PM