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steve
@pastapotamus.bsky.social
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I'm the type of person who would spend a long time thinking of what to write here and still not come up with anything better than this.
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pastapotamus.bsky.social
We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
A notification from my weather app telling me that the rain in Seattle is likely to continue over the next several hours. I have scratched out "hours" and replaced it with "months"
November 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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You may not like it, but this is what perfect use of a dog bed looks like.
Rockford, an elder gray and white Havanese, is 90% on the floor, but his right hind leg is on the edge of his dog bed.
October 31, 2024 at 2:11 AM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
Lucille Bluth points out it's only publishing one article and asks what it could cost, $2475?
October 15, 2024 at 3:07 PM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
I would like to drop this Echoes of Wisdom take that I stand by 100% so far (i do not stand by the art, but it's the best I can manage)
That guy from the meme but I gave him a crudely drawn tiara and he is saying "i know Zeldas who use swordsman mode and they're all cowards"
October 7, 2024 at 11:43 PM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
Stahhhhhhhhhp! You're making me blush!!
The quality of the bowel preparation was excellent. Possibly the nicest thing a doctor has ever said to me.
October 4, 2024 at 4:29 PM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
No shade on the 12 foot skeletons but there is something to be said for this fun little guy too
A little Skeleton magnet with a plant growing out of his head stuck to my fridge
October 1, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Me and the boys mercilessly roasting one of my friends who "doesn't see a point in voting" in the group chat. Love to see it, love to elicit this kind of response
The roasted guy has accused us of moving on to insult from discussion, and it's not really an accusation because we absolutely did that shit and would do it again lol
September 27, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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Danny devito saying Antonin scalia retire bitch but I have crossed out that name and replaced it with Eric Adams
September 26, 2024 at 3:54 PM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
The passage of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where the Vogon poetry nearly kills Ford Prefect.
September 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
Ooh I hope I get an email from one of their recruiters again soon so i can let them know what I think of this decision.
Bender is surprised and delighted that you are serious, and is going to laugh at you even harder.
September 17, 2024 at 2:57 PM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
A video game depicting a 30 year old man who has had a rough life
September 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
I have escalated my offensive in response to finding more books in annoying places
I have shelved a few D&D and Calvin and Hobbes books, very much in the wrong place (next to Phillip Pullman). The escalation is that their spines are IN, and the pages are out. People used to do this sometimes in the bookstore I worked in and I wanted to track them down and stick a fork in their eye, so I recognize the evil of my actions, and simply don't care. Parenting will do that sorta thing to you man, I dunno
September 12, 2024 at 2:59 PM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
Basically, I picture the Jumbonium atom, but smaller.
Professor Farnsworth with a single atom of Jumbonium
September 12, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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Playing again, covid long gone, I now notice lots of opportunities to start rapping Root Down when taking actions in Undergrove,
An in progress game of Undergrove on my beat up kitchen table. My kid is rushing the absorbs while the rest of us been slow playing, might end badly for me
September 8, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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RIP to any band that has to follow Teke::Teke at Bumbershoot because these folks fuckin killed it
Shot from the back of the crowd at Teke::Teke on stage at Bumbershoot
August 31, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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My kid literally just tried this on me as if those Calvin and Hobbes books he's been reading weren't mine for like 30 years lmao
It's a calvin and hobbies strip. Calvin asks his mom what time it is. She tells him to go look at the clock and see. He asks her what the weather is like outside. She tells him to go out and see. He asks her how fast the car can go, and she starts to tell him to go see but catches herself in time. Calvin phooeys in disappointment.
August 30, 2024 at 2:11 AM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
Covid quarantine about to pop off with arrival of the newest @elizhargrave.bsky.social special
A not particularly well placed board game (still in box aside from instructions), Under Grove, sits precariously between my air fryer and my stovetop. Look man we all got covid here but my kids got their energy back and there's not many empty clear surfaces available to stage the photo. This doesn't bode well for actually playing the game now that i think about it, but we will prevail!)
August 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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My wife said we could only get a dog if it was 1. Not a puppy. 2. House trained already. 3. Good with kids. 4. Hypoallergenic.

OK fine I guess that's a no then?

The next week my coworker took a job overseas and needed a new home for Rockford, who couldn't go with him. I won.
Rockford is an older Havanese pup, mostly white with some gray. His ears are convertibles (pointy when his hair is cut, floppy when it's long). He is smiling and thinking about driving a steamroller despite his prescription medication's warnings against driving vehicles.
August 3, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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Pregaming the exact same way right now. Getting closer....
A blue liter sized water bottle that's about a third full. Check out my dope backslash tho isn't it colorful and fun? (The water bottle is on my plain counter but I have a very bright and colorful backslash made of 2 Sq in tiles and I love it. I lack the vocabulary to describe it well, and apologize for my lack of art/architecure education)
August 3, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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What was my home town like? I'm glad you asked.
Alert [sloppily redacted town name] ...[town] PD is aware of the loud bass noise near [redacted again]. No additional calls to 911 are necessary. Surrounding agencies are actively investigating. (Why did I redact the town name I dunno)
August 3, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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New doorstop is working great
The new door stop is actually Chip, a smallish brown dog laying against the base of the door. He is improbably twisted, his rear quarters are on his back, his front quarters on the side with paws against the door, and his head coming away at a 90 degree angle from his body, chin down on carpet somehow. My back hurts just looking at him
July 31, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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A second dog has hit the bean bag
Chip, more brown and less guinea pig-like, than Rocket, is now on the bean bag. He doesn't seem as into it, but that's more my photo's fault than any real statement on his part.
July 30, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Not sure he's gonna go home after discovering the bean bag
Rocket is enjoying a large bean bag. His paws are blurry from scratching at it, and he has a wild expression on his face. He is allegedly a dog, but I think he looks more like a guinea pig. Not in a bad way!
July 27, 2024 at 4:26 AM
pastapotamus.bsky.social
Late at night, up against the window of Ashley Furniture
The sickos yes yes meme but with JD Vance
July 26, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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I'm not that skilled this is the best I could do
The me in hell meme but it's Aunt Cathy in hell with her face pasted over Doom Guy and she is wearing a clove of Garlic around her neck while asking where Margaret Thatcher is
July 26, 2024 at 5:15 PM