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steve
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I'm the type of person who would spend a long time thinking of what to write here and still not come up with anything better than this.
My work has made Tuesday afternoons focus time for non managers, so they aren't allowed to schedule me for meetings. Not sure it's gonna work today!
November 5, 2024 at 4:34 PM
It would not be the first time I made enough of a ruckus that neighbors started coming out and joining in, but it might be the first time we made the national news
November 5, 2024 at 2:37 AM
This close to the election i just assume like 40% of Americans disagree with me no matter what
November 4, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Please enjoy what may be my favorite TikTok I have ever seen (I'm not even on there)
www.tiktok.com/@jonathanbyn...
He held it for dear life 😂 #foryou #music #funny #fyp ib: @nakkesha
TikTok video by Jonathan Bynoe
www.tiktok.com
November 3, 2024 at 10:05 PM
It is better to do a lot of bad work than a little good work. Sounds like a video game industry executive.
November 3, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Tommy Lee Jones refusing to sanction Jim Carrey's buffoonery is maybe the Platonic form of an age-gap beef imo
November 1, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Did I say it in the delivery room during the birth of my children? Honestly couldn't tell you. It was stressful af and mostly a blur, but I wouldn't bet against it.
November 1, 2024 at 3:15 PM
It is always a good idea to tell people their feelings are counterproductive, this always goes well
November 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
If you don't find this post funny, consider that if you hung out with me IRL with any regularity, you'd have heard me say this phrase quite often, always at inappropriate times
November 1, 2024 at 3:09 PM
You could go one step further and have the crying guy on the other side but saying "oh my bar" instead of "car"...
October 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Love that bright backsplash tile!
October 29, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Honest question.... does this already exist as Empire Strikes Back and Yoda, or do we not count that one? I could go either way
October 29, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Ironically following the advice of that particular message as you do!
October 28, 2024 at 2:10 PM