Felix Munch
@patheticmagic.bsky.social
[Parody account, not affliated with mentioned media.]
(THE BULLYING HELLO.)
July 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
(THE BULLYING HELLO.)
[... He seems to snuzzle a bit closer to Patches, moving his chair.]
M-Maybe I-I'm just trying to make f-friends? O-Or, I don't k-know...
M-Maybe I-I'm just trying to make f-friends? O-Or, I don't k-know...
July 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
[... He seems to snuzzle a bit closer to Patches, moving his chair.]
M-Maybe I-I'm just trying to make f-friends? O-Or, I don't k-know...
M-Maybe I-I'm just trying to make f-friends? O-Or, I don't k-know...
Reposted by Felix Munch
// LIKE YOU'RE NOT WRITING A MASSIVE THAGGOT??
July 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
// LIKE YOU'RE NOT WRITING A MASSIVE THAGGOT??
[Then he sits down and prepares a towel around his neck to clean after himself. He carries that around but not a singular dollar? Cheap bastard.]
" S-So, I-I don't wanna a-ask for too much, d-dog... B-But do they have vanilla milkshakes? O-Or fish eyes? "
" S-So, I-I don't wanna a-ask for too much, d-dog... B-But do they have vanilla milkshakes? O-Or fish eyes? "
June 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
[Then he sits down and prepares a towel around his neck to clean after himself. He carries that around but not a singular dollar? Cheap bastard.]
" S-So, I-I don't wanna a-ask for too much, d-dog... B-But do they have vanilla milkshakes? O-Or fish eyes? "
" S-So, I-I don't wanna a-ask for too much, d-dog... B-But do they have vanilla milkshakes? O-Or fish eyes? "
" I-I'm guessing y-you have money? "
[His stuttering starts to lessen, he blushes as he thinks about Patches... Even though he's as close as possible to the other.]
" Euurrghh... "
[... Felix figures it would never work out, I mean, cat AND dog? Let alone him out of all cats? No chance.]
[His stuttering starts to lessen, he blushes as he thinks about Patches... Even though he's as close as possible to the other.]
" Euurrghh... "
[... Felix figures it would never work out, I mean, cat AND dog? Let alone him out of all cats? No chance.]
June 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
" I-I'm guessing y-you have money? "
[His stuttering starts to lessen, he blushes as he thinks about Patches... Even though he's as close as possible to the other.]
" Euurrghh... "
[... Felix figures it would never work out, I mean, cat AND dog? Let alone him out of all cats? No chance.]
[His stuttering starts to lessen, he blushes as he thinks about Patches... Even though he's as close as possible to the other.]
" Euurrghh... "
[... Felix figures it would never work out, I mean, cat AND dog? Let alone him out of all cats? No chance.]
// THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE BTW ALL OF YALL MY GOATS. but I need some time to decide
June 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
// THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYONE BTW ALL OF YALL MY GOATS. but I need some time to decide