Patrick Fitzgerald
@patmfitz.bsky.social
Politics and parody. Writer of funny song lyrics and parody songs on my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz
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All she would need is a broom:
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
All she would need is a broom:
My daughter was an extra on Stranger Things S2. On the left with ponytails.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My daughter was an extra on Stranger Things S2. On the left with ponytails.
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
And given half a chance
When invoking the twenty fifth
You know who we’re then stuck with?
Yes, it’s JD Vance
And given half a chance
When invoking the twenty fifth
You know who we’re then stuck with?
Yes, it’s JD Vance
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
And given half a chance
When invoking the twenty fifth
You know who we’re then stuck with?
Yes, it’s JD Vance
And given half a chance
When invoking the twenty fifth
You know who we’re then stuck with?
Yes, it’s JD Vance
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
His cognitive decline
He keeps bragging about the test
And claiming it was the best
We know that for dementia that’s a sign
His cognitive decline
He keeps bragging about the test
And claiming it was the best
We know that for dementia that’s a sign
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
His cognitive decline
He keeps bragging about the test
And claiming it was the best
We know that for dementia that’s a sign
His cognitive decline
He keeps bragging about the test
And claiming it was the best
We know that for dementia that’s a sign
As he continues to choke
Down fried chicken and Coke
His doctors report on his youth
Cholesterol numbers
And afternoon slumbers
Reveal that it isn’t the truth
And we can’t wait until it’s time to use the voting booth
Down fried chicken and Coke
His doctors report on his youth
Cholesterol numbers
And afternoon slumbers
Reveal that it isn’t the truth
And we can’t wait until it’s time to use the voting booth
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
As he continues to choke
Down fried chicken and Coke
His doctors report on his youth
Cholesterol numbers
And afternoon slumbers
Reveal that it isn’t the truth
And we can’t wait until it’s time to use the voting booth
Down fried chicken and Coke
His doctors report on his youth
Cholesterol numbers
And afternoon slumbers
Reveal that it isn’t the truth
And we can’t wait until it’s time to use the voting booth
Sounds like Kash Patel has hurt feelings.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sounds like Kash Patel has hurt feelings.
As we say in the South: Oh, bless her heart.
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
As we say in the South: Oh, bless her heart.
She’s doing great but her eyesight is suffering. She can no longer drive so we remotely arrange uber trips for her to go shopping and run errands.
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
She’s doing great but her eyesight is suffering. She can no longer drive so we remotely arrange uber trips for her to go shopping and run errands.
Leftovers are all gone - freshly made pasta fettuccine Alfredo, shrimp scampi, scallops, Brussels sprouts w/ dijon mustard brown sugar glaze, and homemade sourdough bread.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Leftovers are all gone - freshly made pasta fettuccine Alfredo, shrimp scampi, scallops, Brussels sprouts w/ dijon mustard brown sugar glaze, and homemade sourdough bread.
Kind of a love / hate relationship?
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kind of a love / hate relationship?
My wife won a prize in our community lantern parade a few days ago for her Derpy design:
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My wife won a prize in our community lantern parade a few days ago for her Derpy design:
So true! I made fettuccine Alfredo and shrimp scampi - so much cream and butter! Then later will have cheesecake & flourless chocolate cake.
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So true! I made fettuccine Alfredo and shrimp scampi - so much cream and butter! Then later will have cheesecake & flourless chocolate cake.
It's Thanksgiving game day, let's do this. Go team!
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's Thanksgiving game day, let's do this. Go team!
Dear Zillow: when you update home streetview photos, maybe don’t do it around Halloween.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dear Zillow: when you update home streetview photos, maybe don’t do it around Halloween.
Pumpkin pie (essential for Thanksgiving even though the rest of my menu is not the traditional turkey)
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Pumpkin pie (essential for Thanksgiving even though the rest of my menu is not the traditional turkey)
After several years of tweaking I have perfected my Thanksgiving dessert: layered cheesecake & flourless bittersweet chocolate cake. Cooked in jars in the sous vide. Topped with dark chocolate and caramel syrup
👨🍳 😘 🤌
👨🍳 😘 🤌
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
After several years of tweaking I have perfected my Thanksgiving dessert: layered cheesecake & flourless bittersweet chocolate cake. Cooked in jars in the sous vide. Topped with dark chocolate and caramel syrup
👨🍳 😘 🤌
👨🍳 😘 🤌
Captain Jack living his best life.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Captain Jack living his best life.
My sourdough game is finally back to full strength.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My sourdough game is finally back to full strength.
I made one as well. Yes, those are baked Korean sweet potatoes warming on top.
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I made one as well. Yes, those are baked Korean sweet potatoes warming on top.
It’s actually snowing here in Atlanta, so I have a nice fire going and made some goguma (고구마 - Korean sweet potatoes) which are now keeping warm on the wood stove.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s actually snowing here in Atlanta, so I have a nice fire going and made some goguma (고구마 - Korean sweet potatoes) which are now keeping warm on the wood stove.
I haven't seen anything this awkward since Aunt Bethany recited the Pledge of Allegiance for the Thanksgiving dinner blessing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I haven't seen anything this awkward since Aunt Bethany recited the Pledge of Allegiance for the Thanksgiving dinner blessing.