Patrick Fitzgerald
@patmfitz.bsky.social
Politics and parody. Writer of funny song lyrics and parody songs on my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz
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It’s almost as if they’re having a most punchable face competition over there.
Smile (Kevin Hassett song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s almost as if they’re having a most punchable face competition over there.
My kids in their early 20’s each got 70’s. My wife got 21 since she likes K-pop.
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My kids in their early 20’s each got 70’s. My wife got 21 since she likes K-pop.
I tried that today, then got to the step “wrap dough and refrigerate for 1 to 2 days”… dammit!
Pfeffernüsse - German Spice Christmas Cookies | Food Wishes
YouTube video by Food Wishes
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December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I tried that today, then got to the step “wrap dough and refrigerate for 1 to 2 days”… dammit!
I just used some grabbin’ tongs to reach down low for something deep in the back of a floor cabinet, so it’s not just for the top shelves. 🤏
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I just used some grabbin’ tongs to reach down low for something deep in the back of a floor cabinet, so it’s not just for the top shelves. 🤏
They have replaced that with WWJDD: “What Would JD Do”
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They have replaced that with WWJDD: “What Would JD Do”
They will claim it’s a left wing anarchist / antifa who meant to attack Trump supporters and/or was a false flag attack meant to be blamed on MAGA.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
They will claim it’s a left wing anarchist / antifa who meant to attack Trump supporters and/or was a false flag attack meant to be blamed on MAGA.
Stop being soy boys - step up and be soy men!
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Stop being soy boys - step up and be soy men!
Tell that to your wife.
Orange Man, Look At Your Wife (Donald Trump song parody / Neil Young "Old Man")
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Tell that to your wife.
I think they gave her lunch 😜
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I think they gave her lunch 😜
All she would need is a broom:
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
All she would need is a broom:
Thankfully we got out of the biz.
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Thankfully we got out of the biz.
The only one who comes close is this smug smiler:
Smile (Kevin Hassett song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The only one who comes close is this smug smiler:
👆 this is the real answer
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
👆 this is the real answer
I’m in Atlanta and I just randomly burst into song.
I'm Proud to be an American / Canadian! (Song parody "God Bless the U.S.A.")
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m in Atlanta and I just randomly burst into song.
Reposted by Patrick Fitzgerald
