Patrick Fitzgerald
@patmfitz.bsky.social
Politics and parody. Writer of funny song lyrics and parody songs on my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz
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Bovino (song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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The Greg Bovino / ICE Enforcement song:
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Oh nice - like a leaderboard. Might be useful for setting up GoFundMe for the most effective protesters.
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Oh nice - like a leaderboard. Might be useful for setting up GoFundMe for the most effective protesters.
And so it goes.
Dinner with my Dad today:
‘Well Brexit wasn’t a very good idea after all was it’
‘No Dad, I did say at the time’
‘Hmm’
‘…’
‘Nice curry, this’
‘Well Brexit wasn’t a very good idea after all was it’
‘No Dad, I did say at the time’
‘Hmm’
‘…’
‘Nice curry, this’
January 27, 2026 at 7:21 PM
And so it goes.
A song for a pack of rats(with apologies to Frank Sinatra):
Comply With Me (song parody "Come Fly With Me")
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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January 27, 2026 at 2:22 PM
A song for a pack of rats(with apologies to Frank Sinatra):
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The strongest qualification Kristi Noem had to build the kind of terror squad Trump wanted, was that she shot her own dog rather than take the time to train it.
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
The strongest qualification Kristi Noem had to build the kind of terror squad Trump wanted, was that she shot her own dog rather than take the time to train it.
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It has become completely obvious who the domestic terrorists are here, and it’s not the people recording from sidewalks.
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 PM
It has become completely obvious who the domestic terrorists are here, and it’s not the people recording from sidewalks.
Awesome, he has a concept of a reduction.
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Awesome, he has a concept of a reduction.
You can’t have ICE without dreaming of some White Christians. (With apologies to Irving Berlin and Bing & the crew)
ICE! (song parody: "Snow" from White Christmas)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
You can’t have ICE without dreaming of some White Christians. (With apologies to Irving Berlin and Bing & the crew)
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KRISTI NOEM: “I don't know of any peaceful protester that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign.”
These are Trump supporters protesting COVID policies in 2020. And they are in St. Paul, MN.
These are Trump supporters protesting COVID policies in 2020. And they are in St. Paul, MN.
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 AM
KRISTI NOEM: “I don't know of any peaceful protester that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign.”
These are Trump supporters protesting COVID policies in 2020. And they are in St. Paul, MN.
These are Trump supporters protesting COVID policies in 2020. And they are in St. Paul, MN.
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The difference is the Gestapo was not so cowardly they needed to cover their face.
January 25, 2026 at 12:39 PM
The difference is the Gestapo was not so cowardly they needed to cover their face.
On Thursday night I posted a satirical song about ICE, containing the lyrics:
“Making sure that if you don’t comply
They’ll shoot you and you’ll die
Boo hoo!”
Then sure enough, they did it, even including the “boo hoo”. Heartbreaking.
“Making sure that if you don’t comply
They’ll shoot you and you’ll die
Boo hoo!”
Then sure enough, they did it, even including the “boo hoo”. Heartbreaking.
“Boo hoo”
They’re not just killing people, they’re taunting the public they’re terrorizing after they do it.
apnews.com/article/immi...
They’re not just killing people, they’re taunting the public they’re terrorizing after they do it.
apnews.com/article/immi...
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 AM
On Thursday night I posted a satirical song about ICE, containing the lyrics:
“Making sure that if you don’t comply
They’ll shoot you and you’ll die
Boo hoo!”
Then sure enough, they did it, even including the “boo hoo”. Heartbreaking.
“Making sure that if you don’t comply
They’ll shoot you and you’ll die
Boo hoo!”
Then sure enough, they did it, even including the “boo hoo”. Heartbreaking.
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Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
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I agree that ICE agents need training to not murder people in cold blood and they can get this training by abolishing ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I agree that ICE agents need training to not murder people in cold blood and they can get this training by abolishing ICE.
Me preparing a recipe:
“2 cloves of garlic”
Ok , I need four cloves of garlic…
“2 cloves of garlic”
Ok , I need four cloves of garlic…
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Me preparing a recipe:
“2 cloves of garlic”
Ok , I need four cloves of garlic…
“2 cloves of garlic”
Ok , I need four cloves of garlic…
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Just because ICE officers identify as human it doesn’t mean they should have access to bathrooms designated for human use.😉
January 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Just because ICE officers identify as human it doesn’t mean they should have access to bathrooms designated for human use.😉
Bovino understands that when you work for ICE Enforcement under Kristi Noem, cosplay is one of the job requirements.
January 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bovino understands that when you work for ICE Enforcement under Kristi Noem, cosplay is one of the job requirements.
The Greg Bovino / ICE Enforcement song:
Bovino (song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The Greg Bovino / ICE Enforcement song:
JD Vance turning around the economy:
January 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
JD Vance turning around the economy:
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to watch a man/admin whose far-right allies published a detailed plan over a year ago successfully consolidate power in the U.S. with a loyal-to-him secret police force rounding up people he hates and then still say “HE HAS NO PLAN” and have huge swathes of liberals agree…I’m so tired
There is a reason he’s forced to cause all of this chaos. He has NO PLAN. He funds no programs, no healthcare, no education, no lower prices, money coming in only supports more chaos. He envies other dictators. I challenge ANYONE to tell me just one single thing he’s accomplished? Discussion open
January 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
to watch a man/admin whose far-right allies published a detailed plan over a year ago successfully consolidate power in the U.S. with a loyal-to-him secret police force rounding up people he hates and then still say “HE HAS NO PLAN” and have huge swathes of liberals agree…I’m so tired
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Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
To "ask" trump for a pardon, you simply write in the "notes" line when you write the two million dollar check.
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 PM
To "ask" trump for a pardon, you simply write in the "notes" line when you write the two million dollar check.
It’s not even a concept of a deal, it’s “pretty much” a concept of a deal.
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
It’s not even a concept of a deal, it’s “pretty much” a concept of a deal.
Air Force One turned around because the sun was setting, and you know those electrical planes can’t fly when the sun goes down.
I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane (Donald Trump song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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January 21, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Air Force One turned around because the sun was setting, and you know those electrical planes can’t fly when the sun goes down.
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Don’t give up. You gotta have faith.
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Don’t give up. You gotta have faith.