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Patrick
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Grumpy old man
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WELCOME TO NEWS
September 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Chapter 1 – Stay Nimble and Unpredictable
"Cats never let anyone know their next move. Fascists hate that."
👉 Lesson #1 from Lessons From Cats for Surviving Fascism
📖 MagnaCata.com
#CatsOfInstagram #ResistanceWithPaws #Brittlestar
August 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Quarterly selfie!
August 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Cute meme, but someone is overdue for their quarterly selfie
August 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Instagram post from the guy who never posts anything and… it’s a meme. 😢
July 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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stay strong, patriots. mommy and daddy’s divorce is a deep state psyop. they still love each other very much. there WILL be christmas presents this year.
June 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Ah yes, May the 4th, the day where every lapsed Catholic in the country goes “wait what do you mean they don’t say “and also with you” anymore????
May 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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the only crusade I care about is the crusade for trans rights!!! #medievalart #transrights #illustrator
April 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The Prime Minister of the Heard / McDonald Islands Speaks on Trump’s Tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I'm CRYING he was speaking FRENCH
March 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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What word immediately makes you think of SNL?

We’ll start:

cowbell | noun | a bell hung around the neck of a cow to make a sound by which the cow can be located
February 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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the past 3 weeks have felt increasingly like that terror scene where goodsir desperately tells silna “people are good!! this is not how englishmen behave!!” and then 15 minutes later the englishmen in question display even worse behavior
February 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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we must remember anita bryant as she lived
January 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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If we as a society no longer feel there is a need or a place for SESAME STREET, then it is my genuine opinion we are fucked permanently. This should be a no-brainer. The amount of good that show has done cannot be measured in stock dividends or CEO bonuses, which is the problem. Fuck Zaslav.
December 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I’d like to thank Trystan for his quarterly selfie on instagram. Glad to see him so happy.
December 13, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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stone cracking noise
December 5, 2024 at 10:39 AM
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LOVE CATS? HATE FASCISM? 🐈🤨📔🎄🎁
lessonsfromcats.ca
December 5, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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all human life is sacred, so it's not proper to laugh when serious harm befalls someone. the moral thing to do is instead charge them hundreds of thousands of dollars
December 4, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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eeeeee thank you @doomquasar.bsky.social for this amazing Terror Camp coverage featuring @sarahmpicks.bsky.social 🤩🥰 www.polygon.com/culture/4911...
Terror Camp is a fandom-led, thriller-inspired conference you shouldn’t miss
But it’s this weekend, so hurry!
www.polygon.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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My goal is to live my life in a way where if I get merc’d in broad daylight, people don’t cheer and roast my death
December 4, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I’m a municipal lawyer, my greatest hits include “sure, I can draft a bylaw to cover that “ and “you know that’s actually illegal, right?”
i'm a public sector auditor, my greatest hits include "okay [client] i've attached what we got last year for this request" and "yeah we should follow up on those contract questions"
I’m a medical records/records release tech. My greatest hits include “ok but the provider has to actually enter the order into Epic” and “this document is already in the patient’s record”.
December 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM