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The grass toucher
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I touch grass so you don’t have to
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Average Trump voter
Will Ferrell yelling “Get on the bag!” at his kid in an SNL sketch from early 2000s
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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I don't have much sympathy here, but I do wish Politico had written a bit more explicitly about *why* his staff all quit
Snip from article: "Rosen, a Trump appointee confirmed by the Senate in October 2025, said his team of attorneys handling civil litigation is "down 50%" -- a reference to a wave of resignations and departures at the start of Operation Metro Surge -- and that those who remain "are appearing daily for hearings on contempt motions."
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Uno - Wild +4 card
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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lol
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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super cringey "studied the blade" meme "While you were doing drugs I studied the blade While you were engaged in premarital sex I practised the blade While you spent months at the gym for the sake of vanity I used the blade Now that the demons are here you're all unprepared. Except for me For I studied the blade" underneath the text is a picture of man wearing a long black leather jacket and fedora, looking toward the ground while he hold a large katana behind his head
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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“”You were just babies in the war- like the ones upstairs!” I nodded that this was true. We had been foolish virgins in the war, right at the end of childhood. “But you’re not going to write it that way, are you.” This wasn’t a question. It was an accusation. “I- I don’t know,” I said. “Well, I know,” she said. “You’ll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you’ll be played in the movies by Frank Sinatra and John Wayne or some of those other glamorous, war-loving, dirty old men. And war will look just wonderful, so we’ll have a lot more of them. And they’ll be fought by babies like the babies upstairs.”… “I tell you what,” I said, “I’ll call it “The Children’s Crusade.’”” (Kurt Vonnegut, “One,” Slaughterhouse-Five, 14)
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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“But don’t you wanna learn about the arguments on the other side????!”
Old man Steve Rogers saying “no, I don’t think I will”
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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unfortunately Jack Harlow kinda said it best
Jack Harlow's lyrics from "Industry Baby" "All these social networks and computers Got these pussies walkin' round like they ain't losers" Superimposed on a background of Lil Nas X & Jack Harlow in a duo mugshot
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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He's a god damn car salesman
Screenshot of wikipedia article: "He owns an automobile dealership in Weatherford that he inherited. With a net worth of $27.7 million, Williams was listed as the 22nd wealthiest member of congress in 2018."
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Oh I guess he kind of addresses this?
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Pam Bondi was definitely a bully in high school
October 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The fat Harkonnen dude played by Stellan Skarsgard in Dune, bathing in his weird black liquid
September 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Oh
Chris Rufo post on X: "This is mystifying to me, as is Strauss's insistence that Machiavelli was a teacher of evil. I think it's clear that Machiavelli did have an understanding of the moral good, of God, and certainly of patriotism and republican government. Not just in his works, but in his biography and how he lived and what political risks he took, and for what reasons. Is Strauss deliberately saying something other than the plain reading in these instances?"
September 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The only emotion these people know is resentment
From The Social Network, Zuckerberg’s girlfriend at the time: “you’re gonna go through life thinking girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole”
August 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Ian Malcom from Jurassic Park: “you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could you didn’t stop to think if you should”
August 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Example of the high-minded ideas birthed on Twitter.com
Chris Rufo's dumb post about "breaking the barrel" which is too stupid to take time transcribing
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Joffrey getting hit in the face with rotten fruit
August 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Hello!
Coors Field as seen from section 206
August 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Mayor Quimby from the Simpsons transferring cash from a briefcase into a bag with a $ on it
August 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock in SPEED
August 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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shot from Arrested Development depicting the sign for the Milford Academy, where children are neither seen nor heard.
August 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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treats?
shmedium black and tan dog lying on her on an orange couch. my left hand scratches her chest as she looks into the camera
July 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM