The grass toucher
@patrocalypse.bsky.social
I touch grass so you don’t have to
unfortunately Jack Harlow kinda said it best
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
unfortunately Jack Harlow kinda said it best
This both true and very fun
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This both true and very fun
Happy birthday!
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Happy birthday!
the Barefoot wine says so much
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
the Barefoot wine says so much
Funny how legislative intent is considered and given weight when it is convenient!
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Funny how legislative intent is considered and given weight when it is convenient!
Hey man I smoke weed pretty much every day and have for like 20 years. If I'm stoned at the grocery store the only navigating I'm doing in the produce section is how to get out there. Not going off stereotypes. Also wasn't negating the other dude's anecdote.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hey man I smoke weed pretty much every day and have for like 20 years. If I'm stoned at the grocery store the only navigating I'm doing in the produce section is how to get out there. Not going off stereotypes. Also wasn't negating the other dude's anecdote.
In my experience stoners tend to stick to salty snacks and sweets, maybe some frozen foods, not produce
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
In my experience stoners tend to stick to salty snacks and sweets, maybe some frozen foods, not produce
doesn't this go through an editor?
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
doesn't this go through an editor?
Just wait until later when we get to decide between Ohio and Indiana!
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Just wait until later when we get to decide between Ohio and Indiana!
as a Colts fan, I really need them to continue doing stuff like this
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
as a Colts fan, I really need them to continue doing stuff like this
This is Malcolm Gladwell’s fault
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is Malcolm Gladwell’s fault
we've got a running start, what could go wrong?!?
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
we've got a running start, what could go wrong?!?
What was that moment like?
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What was that moment like?
There is no such thing as the best of all possible worlds
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There is no such thing as the best of all possible worlds
I do appreciate the screenshots of him losing his mind at Grok though
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I do appreciate the screenshots of him losing his mind at Grok though
We need both.
"Hey this shit sucks!"
"Hey, look at how cool this shit could be instead!"
"Hey this shit sucks!"
"Hey, look at how cool this shit could be instead!"
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We need both.
"Hey this shit sucks!"
"Hey, look at how cool this shit could be instead!"
"Hey this shit sucks!"
"Hey, look at how cool this shit could be instead!"
Joey, they can and they will. They don't care how dumb the comparison is because most people don't understand why it's dumb to begin with so they can get away with it.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Joey, they can and they will. They don't care how dumb the comparison is because most people don't understand why it's dumb to begin with so they can get away with it.
No we just played like shit
November 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
No we just played like shit
What an incredible exchange
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What an incredible exchange