Jasmine MissJuiicy
@patronnpumps.bsky.social
I'm awake in a fairy tale, a wind on a ship sail. The sign on the door says don't disturb 📷👻💲 PatronNPumps
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Sometimes you just gotta say things so you can truly acknowledge them.
I am struggling so bad emotionally right now. I know it’ll past but BRUH WTF!!!
I am struggling so bad emotionally right now. I know it’ll past but BRUH WTF!!!
April 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes you just gotta say things so you can truly acknowledge them.
I am struggling so bad emotionally right now. I know it’ll past but BRUH WTF!!!
I am struggling so bad emotionally right now. I know it’ll past but BRUH WTF!!!
Being a single mom is so stressful! Cause at what point do I get to masterbate ?!?! 😭😭😭
March 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Being a single mom is so stressful! Cause at what point do I get to masterbate ?!?! 😭😭😭
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Reminder that USPS ain’t sending you no damn text message. Stop getting scammed, it’s 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reminder that USPS ain’t sending you no damn text message. Stop getting scammed, it’s 2025!
That man ain’t want no parts of 2025 and I fully understand that.
December 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
That man ain’t want no parts of 2025 and I fully understand that.
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I love complimenting a man and watching him melt 🫠
It’s the cutest shit 🤣🤣🤣
words of affirmation go so far.
It’s the cutest shit 🤣🤣🤣
words of affirmation go so far.
December 15, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I love complimenting a man and watching him melt 🫠
It’s the cutest shit 🤣🤣🤣
words of affirmation go so far.
It’s the cutest shit 🤣🤣🤣
words of affirmation go so far.
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When the chemistry is nuclear & yall both about allat shit y’all was talking
December 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
When the chemistry is nuclear & yall both about allat shit y’all was talking
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When you drunk out of your mind.....but you are trying to keep it together lol
December 8, 2024 at 8:22 AM
When you drunk out of your mind.....but you are trying to keep it together lol
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I love a man that don’t play about me.
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I love a man that don’t play about me.
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I miss affection and being intimate with someone
December 5, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I miss affection and being intimate with someone
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These black friday deals so weak I’m about to go back to stealing…… I’m black I’ll see ya next Friday!!!
December 1, 2024 at 3:15 AM
These black friday deals so weak I’m about to go back to stealing…… I’m black I’ll see ya next Friday!!!
Men always try to use “well what does your social media look like?” As a way to justify how men should and shouldn’t treat you
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a laundromat .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a laundromat .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Men always try to use “well what does your social media look like?” As a way to justify how men should and shouldn’t treat you
This team ain’t bout to piss me off tonight.
November 25, 2024 at 1:37 AM
This team ain’t bout to piss me off tonight.
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I deserve it all……
November 23, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I deserve it all……
MY TRIBE!!!
Black Jelly beans >>>>>
November 23, 2024 at 8:46 PM
MY TRIBE!!!
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“Is that negro happiness that I hear?”
a man sitting in a stadium watching a game between kansas st and texas
Alt: David Robinson watching a game between kansas st and Texas and an older white lady stands in front of him
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 8:32 AM
“Is that negro happiness that I hear?”
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I promise you I don’t care what anybody white on here has to say in regards to what *WE* got going on.
November 23, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I promise you I don’t care what anybody white on here has to say in regards to what *WE* got going on.
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November 23, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I just don’t understand! People get to the airport and act FUCKING STUPID going through tsa
November 23, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I just don’t understand! People get to the airport and act FUCKING STUPID going through tsa
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Unpopular opinion shower sex is overrated
November 22, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Unpopular opinion shower sex is overrated
I thought somebody bagged BIG FO! I was on the wrong parking level 😂😭😭😭
November 22, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I thought somebody bagged BIG FO! I was on the wrong parking level 😂😭😭😭
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Snow!!! is expanding and coming down at a decent clip in parts of the DC area. But not sticking inside the Beltway with these temps. Some slushy accumulation well N & NW of the Beltway where it's colder.
Posted at 1040a Friday.
Follow updates: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024...
Posted at 1040a Friday.
Follow updates: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024...
November 22, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Snow!!! is expanding and coming down at a decent clip in parts of the DC area. But not sticking inside the Beltway with these temps. Some slushy accumulation well N & NW of the Beltway where it's colder.
Posted at 1040a Friday.
Follow updates: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024...
Posted at 1040a Friday.
Follow updates: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024...
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Not a word. EVER again.
The worst thing you can tell me is I talk too much, you’ll never hear me speak again.
November 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Not a word. EVER again.
They sent a phishing email out and I clicked on it 😭😭😭😭
November 21, 2024 at 10:09 PM
They sent a phishing email out and I clicked on it 😭😭😭😭
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Being on blue sky and getting on X is like going to visit the projects you made it out of 😂
November 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Being on blue sky and getting on X is like going to visit the projects you made it out of 😂