Patronzo2
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40-yr veteran of broadcast news who hates bulls#it. Very polite. Loves Fats Waller & the Flamin Groovies & WWOZ
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Hegseth Orders Strike on North Pole Narcoterrorist
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hegseth Orders Strike on North Pole Narcoterrorist
So..ok..a meteor is heading this way
Will they tell us?
Will they tell us?
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So..ok..a meteor is heading this way
Will they tell us?
Will they tell us?
Is there a Christmas movie built around cookies? Like, I dunno, problems with the dough that only the handsome stranger can solve?
We’re all tingling, right?
Hello?
We’re all tingling, right?
Hello?
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is there a Christmas movie built around cookies? Like, I dunno, problems with the dough that only the handsome stranger can solve?
We’re all tingling, right?
Hello?
We’re all tingling, right?
Hello?
Magical Mystery Tour is the most under appreciated album in the Beatles library
December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Magical Mystery Tour is the most under appreciated album in the Beatles library
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I wonder how those 1,000 FBI agents tasked with reviewing and redacting the Epstein files feel now that they've been sucked into a criminal conspiracy to violate the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Now would be a really good time to lawyer-up and seek whistleblower protections. Just saying.
December 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I wonder how those 1,000 FBI agents tasked with reviewing and redacting the Epstein files feel now that they've been sucked into a criminal conspiracy to violate the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Now would be a really good time to lawyer-up and seek whistleblower protections. Just saying.
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Funniest thing about Trump and Epstein is not just that they were friends. It's that it is the only evidence we have of Trump having ANY friends – at all. The ONLY person who would be his friend, ever, was the biggest pedophile in history.
December 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Funniest thing about Trump and Epstein is not just that they were friends. It's that it is the only evidence we have of Trump having ANY friends – at all. The ONLY person who would be his friend, ever, was the biggest pedophile in history.
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All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.
This is where America is now
This is where America is now
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.
This is where America is now
This is where America is now
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Fun Fact: Donald Trump has sued over 3,000 people in his life, but he's never sued anybody for calling him a pedophile.
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Fun Fact: Donald Trump has sued over 3,000 people in his life, but he's never sued anybody for calling him a pedophile.
I never thought I’d see the day where we were bootlegging news
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I never thought I’d see the day where we were bootlegging news
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Trump is the only president in history who violated a law he signed that actually made it a law. How much of a criminal do you have to be to do that?
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trump is the only president in history who violated a law he signed that actually made it a law. How much of a criminal do you have to be to do that?
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When Bari Weiss refers to her “North Star” I assume she’s talking about Trump’s butthole.
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When Bari Weiss refers to her “North Star” I assume she’s talking about Trump’s butthole.
Will trump’s golden fleet of warships have golden showers for the crew?
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Will trump’s golden fleet of warships have golden showers for the crew?
Next week’s 60-Minutes should be interesting
December 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Next week’s 60-Minutes should be interesting
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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It’s so bad for America rn and I don’t say this in a doom kinda way. But look around.
ICE running around like GI Joe. News is being halted and altered in real time. They own just about all the social media and TV stations…
ICE running around like GI Joe. News is being halted and altered in real time. They own just about all the social media and TV stations…
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s so bad for America rn and I don’t say this in a doom kinda way. But look around.
ICE running around like GI Joe. News is being halted and altered in real time. They own just about all the social media and TV stations…
ICE running around like GI Joe. News is being halted and altered in real time. They own just about all the social media and TV stations…
NYT says the Epstein photos that were taken down have been restored
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
NYT says the Epstein photos that were taken down have been restored
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Trump prefers his sexual partners like he prefers the Epstein Files - blacked out.
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Trump prefers his sexual partners like he prefers the Epstein Files - blacked out.
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The Epstein files are the only place this admin wants to see blackness.
December 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The Epstein files are the only place this admin wants to see blackness.
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Everyone remember the best time to get a dog is the first two weeks of January when every asshole that bought one as a present realizes they don’t actually want it and you get to save a super cute puppy from the shelter
December 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Everyone remember the best time to get a dog is the first two weeks of January when every asshole that bought one as a present realizes they don’t actually want it and you get to save a super cute puppy from the shelter
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That’s suspicious. That’s weird.
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
That’s suspicious. That’s weird.
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I can’t wait for the day we start ripping out all that golden shit out of the White House and tearing his name off of every taxpayer funded building in the country.
December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I can’t wait for the day we start ripping out all that golden shit out of the White House and tearing his name off of every taxpayer funded building in the country.
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Would The Beatles have changed the order of the songs if their albums could have been played straight-through, as on a CD, originally, rather than two separate sides of vinyl?
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Would The Beatles have changed the order of the songs if their albums could have been played straight-through, as on a CD, originally, rather than two separate sides of vinyl?
NYT: Coast Guard boards an oil tanker flying the Panamanian flag
December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
NYT: Coast Guard boards an oil tanker flying the Panamanian flag