@patter.bsky.social
hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // http://meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy
This is the face of someone who doesn't know there's a holiday booked for him
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This is the face of someone who doesn't know there's a holiday booked for him
Business in front, party in back.
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Business in front, party in back.
Up Transing your Pennine
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Up Transing your Pennine
looking it up on imdb, struck by everyone being credited as "self", no actors (so you know it's a grift & the regime is getting paid), then "more like this" gives me "send help" and "mercy"
January 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
looking it up on imdb, struck by everyone being credited as "self", no actors (so you know it's a grift & the regime is getting paid), then "more like this" gives me "send help" and "mercy"
when you check public transport for Sunday travel & the results are
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
when you check public transport for Sunday travel & the results are
you're right, the mouse can't get home
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 AM
you're right, the mouse can't get home
reading it like a film: Jira! Jira! Jira!
January 28, 2026 at 10:17 AM
reading it like a film: Jira! Jira! Jira!
this diagram's made its way round the net, showing these pickups have worse front blindspots for nearby children than an actual tank
January 27, 2026 at 10:45 AM
this diagram's made its way round the net, showing these pickups have worse front blindspots for nearby children than an actual tank
At an Amaranth gig in manc, we have second hand Rick wakeman on the ivories
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
At an Amaranth gig in manc, we have second hand Rick wakeman on the ivories
bringing an old one back for this week
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 PM
bringing an old one back for this week
they've really gone all in on triangles, can't help seeing the popular danger-wedge, now produced by Faulcon DeLacey
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 AM
they've really gone all in on triangles, can't help seeing the popular danger-wedge, now produced by Faulcon DeLacey
The bus @scotiacon.bsky.social could have got
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The bus @scotiacon.bsky.social could have got
From our local bar, the "nope" switch
January 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
From our local bar, the "nope" switch
is that him from Jurassic Park?
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 PM
is that him from Jurassic Park?
not as extreme, but just remembered this shift from Vinland Saga & wondered if they've got some of the same animators
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
not as extreme, but just remembered this shift from Vinland Saga & wondered if they've got some of the same animators