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patter.bsky.social
@patter.bsky.social
hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // http://meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy
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Hey if you have a problem with the White House sharing A.I. generated photos of their political enemies great reminder to not also do that
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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hey whoever bought this on my ko-fi shop just now i put it there to test how ko-fi storefronts work with my friend. theres no item. im sorry. thanks for letting me know tho
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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In 2009, during the construction of a new luxury hotel in the city of Antakya (Turkey) ruins related to the city of Antioch were discovered, including the largest single-piece ancient mosaic ever found. Its so well founded that it retained its shape when the ground shifted due to massive earthquakes
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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1990’s school kids in the playground
January 23, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Get rid of your Ring cameras. I don't care if they're useful and I'm sorry you spent money on them but they have to go. futurism.com/future-socie...
Activists Say Ring Cameras Are Being Used by ICE
Online activists are telling owners of Ring Doorbell cameras that it's time to get rid of their devices, which can be used by ICE.
futurism.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:01 AM
overslept this morning 'cos I was up late watching this little series #oops www.youtube.com/watch?v=4476...
I attempted to walk across Greater London without using a single road
YouTube video by GeoWizard
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Gotta love a good hop

Cartoon by Sarah Andersen
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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I’m fine with this. I have no issues with the PS5 I purchased in China and don’t see a reason to upgrade.
January 23, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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idk wtf these earth is flat losers are talking about

she has an amazing rack
January 23, 2026 at 8:34 AM
So many lord of the rings names in evil tech, I found something called Samwise
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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MMmMMmMMmMmmMm... CHIP
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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good morning
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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My local bookshop understands their audience.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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we are all sluggo on this blessed day
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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To charm a dragon
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Don't drill too deep through your data lake, you could hit the data salt mines & it'll go even more wrong #ponchairtrain
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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The computer as we know it didn't come out fully formed and pushed on to people. Modern electronic computing took 30 years before it could be marketed to home hobbyists, and another 20 after that to really become a useful thing normal people might buy. It made its case over time and iterations.
January 22, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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feliz aniversário, edgar allan poe! 🖤
January 19, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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I have looked at a map of Nando's restaurants in the UK and I am extraordinarily worried. South Africa has designs on our cities.
January 22, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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A Finnish word for a coward is jänishousu, or “rabbit pants.” A slang Dutch version is papkindje, which means “porridge kid.” And a Turkish phrase for a wimp or coward is muhallebi çocuğu. It means “child of pudding.” Or, if you prefer, you could translate it as “custard boy.”
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 AM
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM