@patter.bsky.social
hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // http://meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy
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November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Hey you! Yes you!
Use that car until the wheels fall off!
Keep your phone for as long as batteries hold out. There are no real leaps forward worth annually upgrading for nowadays anyway.
Keep that wallet until the stitching fails!
Buy nothing! Fuck them!
Use that car until the wheels fall off!
Keep your phone for as long as batteries hold out. There are no real leaps forward worth annually upgrading for nowadays anyway.
Keep that wallet until the stitching fails!
Buy nothing! Fuck them!
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hey you! Yes you!
Use that car until the wheels fall off!
Keep your phone for as long as batteries hold out. There are no real leaps forward worth annually upgrading for nowadays anyway.
Keep that wallet until the stitching fails!
Buy nothing! Fuck them!
Use that car until the wheels fall off!
Keep your phone for as long as batteries hold out. There are no real leaps forward worth annually upgrading for nowadays anyway.
Keep that wallet until the stitching fails!
Buy nothing! Fuck them!
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a cool thing is when a mega deranged person becomes obsessed with you and follows you around online trying to ruin your life. fortunately all of our adhoc systems of online mob justice involve a process of intense vetting and contextualization and could never be weaponized by a malignant sociopath
September 20, 2023 at 4:20 PM
a cool thing is when a mega deranged person becomes obsessed with you and follows you around online trying to ruin your life. fortunately all of our adhoc systems of online mob justice involve a process of intense vetting and contextualization and could never be weaponized by a malignant sociopath
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real Lunar spacesuit designed by the British interplanetary society.
I think it would be perfect for a comic, (it even has a cape!!!!)
I think it would be perfect for a comic, (it even has a cape!!!!)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
real Lunar spacesuit designed by the British interplanetary society.
I think it would be perfect for a comic, (it even has a cape!!!!)
I think it would be perfect for a comic, (it even has a cape!!!!)
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
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I don't know why anyone would pay three times the price to risk potential abuse by ICE and trafficking to a third country, but you do you, boo.
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I don't know why anyone would pay three times the price to risk potential abuse by ICE and trafficking to a third country, but you do you, boo.
Imagine if all the money being put into “AI” was given to a gang of raccoons
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Imagine if all the money being put into “AI” was given to a gang of raccoons
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Every question headline should end like this
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
Why do we find our pets so cute? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer | Helen Pilcher
Why do we find our pets so cute? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer | Helen Pilcher
Known for bold raids on urban bins, raccoons are becoming more domesticated – so how they look will gradually change, says science writer Helen Pilcher
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Every question headline should end like this
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
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Turns out i was not in fact Becoming The Joker more and more its just that Britain gets less and less normal by the week so comparatively my levels of Jokerfication look worse
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Turns out i was not in fact Becoming The Joker more and more its just that Britain gets less and less normal by the week so comparatively my levels of Jokerfication look worse
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You can only really claim your childhood ‘banter’ is irrelevant if it hasn’t shaped your entire political career, including right now.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
You can only really claim your childhood ‘banter’ is irrelevant if it hasn’t shaped your entire political career, including right now.
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Somebody booted the bus up in bios mode. Knew it was a mistake putting USB sockets on these things.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Somebody booted the bus up in bios mode. Knew it was a mistake putting USB sockets on these things.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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Every great product, once it's established itself as a primary operator in its market, is deliberately made worse and worse by its provider in pursuit of greater profit and exploitation of the consumer. I don't know how we can observe this process & still believe in the rationality of capitalism.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Every great product, once it's established itself as a primary operator in its market, is deliberately made worse and worse by its provider in pursuit of greater profit and exploitation of the consumer. I don't know how we can observe this process & still believe in the rationality of capitalism.
Yo Microsoft, how about we skip the ID theft age verification & look at my account, which is old enough to drink.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yo Microsoft, how about we skip the ID theft age verification & look at my account, which is old enough to drink.
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omg tiny orca car tiny orca car
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
omg tiny orca car tiny orca car
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Important update
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Important update
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Foxxo sonar activated
Bwrp~~~
Bwrp~~~
Bwrp~~~
Bwrp~~~
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Foxxo sonar activated
Bwrp~~~
Bwrp~~~
Bwrp~~~
Bwrp~~~
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
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the sexiest thing i've heard this week is an irishman with a thick dublin accent saying "seize the means of production" 🤤🥵
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
the sexiest thing i've heard this week is an irishman with a thick dublin accent saying "seize the means of production" 🤤🥵
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Yes yes I know, straight to hell.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yes yes I know, straight to hell.
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Clement Atlee on charity :
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Clement Atlee on charity :