Ian Patton
@pattoni.bsky.social
West Coast - spouse, parent, worker. he/him.
I get so funny with my money that you flaunt
I said, "Where'd you get your information from" huh?
You think that you can front when revelation comes?
Guy in red cap: (Yeah, you can't front on that)
I said, "Where'd you get your information from" huh?
You think that you can front when revelation comes?
Guy in red cap: (Yeah, you can't front on that)
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I get so funny with my money that you flaunt
I said, "Where'd you get your information from" huh?
You think that you can front when revelation comes?
Guy in red cap: (Yeah, you can't front on that)
I said, "Where'd you get your information from" huh?
You think that you can front when revelation comes?
Guy in red cap: (Yeah, you can't front on that)
Shut up AI, you’re wrong.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Shut up AI, you’re wrong.
Chocolate Guinness cake made by kid after I dropped a four pack on the front steps.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Chocolate Guinness cake made by kid after I dropped a four pack on the front steps.
Worst part of RTO in January will be giving up my weekly leftover-enhanced instant ramen lunches.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Worst part of RTO in January will be giving up my weekly leftover-enhanced instant ramen lunches.
Here’s my elderly dog Sofia enjoying Vancouver Halloween where fireworks have supposedly been banned since 2021.
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Here’s my elderly dog Sofia enjoying Vancouver Halloween where fireworks have supposedly been banned since 2021.
This year’s jack o’lanterns.
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This year’s jack o’lanterns.
I think I have at least $6000 worth of “Cowboy Stumps” in my backyard. Unfortunately, I’ve already split them up with an ax so they’re probably not worth $359.99 anymore.
October 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I think I have at least $6000 worth of “Cowboy Stumps” in my backyard. Unfortunately, I’ve already split them up with an ax so they’re probably not worth $359.99 anymore.
This little guy/gal got dropped at the rabbit rescue yesterday. Luckily one of the other foster homes has a mum with a litter so hopefully she’ll be able to nurse it.
September 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This little guy/gal got dropped at the rabbit rescue yesterday. Luckily one of the other foster homes has a mum with a litter so hopefully she’ll be able to nurse it.
Come to BC… also freezing but at least it’s salty.
July 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Come to BC… also freezing but at least it’s salty.
I love all fruits equally but we did make cherry knedliky last night so right now I’m fine being on Team Cherry.
July 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I love all fruits equally but we did make cherry knedliky last night so right now I’m fine being on Team Cherry.
Heading upriver yesterday evening. A very tiny Mt. Baker can be seen in the distance.
July 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Heading upriver yesterday evening. A very tiny Mt. Baker can be seen in the distance.
Fully admit to lucky guesses on the Freud and Hegel questions:
June 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Fully admit to lucky guesses on the Freud and Hegel questions:
The Holy War against The Abominable Intelligence has begun.
May 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The Holy War against The Abominable Intelligence has begun.
![Screenshot from wikipedia entry for the town of Argenta, BC that states "Argenta has its own anthem 'Caravan of Love' by the Housemartins.[4]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i7cdjsj7cuqh7ewg47oyda5t/bafkreih5p72wcaq6fa3b3t7t7aldbri3mjoc5e5x74aopaznhhmhvnyryi@jpeg)
Here’s some pictures from this evening’s Kerrisdale dog walk as a timeline cleanse for those of you following the Vancouver City Council meeting.
April 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Here’s some pictures from this evening’s Kerrisdale dog walk as a timeline cleanse for those of you following the Vancouver City Council meeting.
From yesterday’s dog walk. Spring sprung in Kerrisdale.
![Close up of a white camellia[?] flower in front of some shiny, dark green leaves](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i7cdjsj7cuqh7ewg47oyda5t/bafkreiem2r7hueuitc4rtc5zbvxsuhigbk3tfsoldhjnrcac7aluh247fy@jpeg)
April 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
From yesterday’s dog walk. Spring sprung in Kerrisdale.
I'm guessing it's all part of some CRA sting operation?
April 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm guessing it's all part of some CRA sting operation?
It’s about an hour’s wait to vote at the Dunbar Community Centre but it’s nice out and the line keeps moving so go vote!
April 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s about an hour’s wait to vote at the Dunbar Community Centre but it’s nice out and the line keeps moving so go vote!
I don’t know if the algorithm is feeding me this ad because it thinks I’m into cars or because it thinks I’m old enough to need a new hip.
March 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I don’t know if the algorithm is feeding me this ad because it thinks I’m into cars or because it thinks I’m old enough to need a new hip.
Sofia didn’t change from this position before, during, or after. #needanewdog
February 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sofia didn’t change from this position before, during, or after. #needanewdog
Foggy office views this morning.
December 5, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Foggy office views this morning.
Wow, I have a bunch of new followers on here so I must be in a starter pack! Thanks for following me, I'm not very interesting but I'm very likely to follow you back, especially if it's plausible that you're a real person and are local to Vancouver and/or BC. Here's a picture of my dog.
November 30, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Wow, I have a bunch of new followers on here so I must be in a starter pack! Thanks for following me, I'm not very interesting but I'm very likely to follow you back, especially if it's plausible that you're a real person and are local to Vancouver and/or BC. Here's a picture of my dog.
