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Ryan Patton
@pattonious.bsky.social
Thecrowtold.me
Rian Johnson threw Storm on the Sea of Galilee (stolen from the Gardner) in Wake Up Dead Man. I really thought it was going to be a plot point later in the movie.
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The hot dog enjoyer has logged on.
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
On my Betty Crocker shit today.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Master Chief ass looking pizza oven.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If you told me this was a picture from Madam Tussaud’s I would think it was pretty shitty wax figure.
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Missouri is legalizing gambling in like a week, and I am so sick of seeing this asshole on my tv. Why is the microphone in a coffee mug on top of a water cooler? Isn’t this a multi billion dollar industry??
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My friend dragged me closer.
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Getting Cosmic tonight.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The guy who sang the Canadian national anthem before Game 6 of the World Series has…TWENTY TWO MONTHLY LISTENERS?! #worldseries
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Taylor gonna cover Meatstick next tour.
October 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don’t know why everyone is posting about the Rapture, but this banger of an album is now making my Monday morning better. So. Thanks I guess.
September 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
7:17 am. Sunday morning.
September 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
August 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Not anymore, brother.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Cosmic mother fucking Country
July 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When they say the thing that’s the title of the show.
July 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When your non-Phish friends understand the assignment for your birthday.
July 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Eggy does rip though.
June 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I did the NYT movie vote thing.
June 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I just want those dog beds. Could I bribe you with a picture of my dog in his current bed to find out where you got them?
June 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am having stickers printed of this design. Presale is live on my website. 100% of proceeds made off this design will go to The Coalition for Humane Immigration Rights of Los Angeles (CHIRLA).

TheCrowTold.Me
June 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Go ‘Yals!
May 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM