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Ryan Patton
@pattonious.bsky.social
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That ring tho.
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Joshua…this is perhaps your finest work.
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Rian Johnson threw Storm on the Sea of Galilee (stolen from the Gardner) in Wake Up Dead Man. I really thought it was going to be a plot point later in the movie.
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Just pure filth. Goodness.
January 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
All my boxer briefs are MeUndies. They make good shit. Super comfy.
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
ICE is murdering people in the streets and you guys are messaging about cost of living. Let’s solve the murder problem first, we can deal with the other stuff later. Got it?
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Seems like you could have aimed a bit higher.
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I saw it last night and the emoji totally makes sense to me now.
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It was good? Timothee Chalamet is hot?
December 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’m too old to interpret the emoji. Was it good?
December 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is absolute cinema. Just pure evil. I love it.
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Also, the Pythagorean theorem is like the easiest equation to memorize! It’s taking up almost zero of my brain’s storage space.
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is why I got a Grateful Dead tattoo. Then all the t-shirts and hats and what not are part of the outfit.
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hi Roxie!
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM