Burn the entire fucking party to the ground. If they cannot summon the fortitude to DO SOMETHING, then get the fuck out of the way.
January 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Burn the entire fucking party to the ground. If they cannot summon the fortitude to DO SOMETHING, then get the fuck out of the way.
Best pizza I’ve ever had was at a festival at 2 am. Maybe not necessarily due to the culinary craftsmanship put into it.
Here’s a topic outside the news.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
What’s the most unlikely place you’ve ever had the best particular food or drink you’ve ever had?
Like, not the best steak at the world’s top steakhouse. Something weirder.
Best burger I’ve ever had? Fresno airport.
Best cup of coffee? Crater Lake Lodge.
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Best pizza I’ve ever had was at a festival at 2 am. Maybe not necessarily due to the culinary craftsmanship put into it.
Me, watching football, and they keep playing Dead songs as the outro to commercials:
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while sitting in front of a window .
Alt: A gif of Steve Carrell in The Office smiling, but also on the verge of tears.
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Me, watching football, and they keep playing Dead songs as the outro to commercials:
To stream Phish, or not stream Phish
December 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
To stream Phish, or not stream Phish
The hot dog enjoyer has logged on.
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The hot dog enjoyer has logged on.
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At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
On my Betty Crocker shit today.
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
On my Betty Crocker shit today.
Master Chief ass looking pizza oven.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Master Chief ass looking pizza oven.
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An absolute bedrock institution for understanding how the planet works, just civilization-scaled vandalism by the most incurious morons on Earth
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
An absolute bedrock institution for understanding how the planet works, just civilization-scaled vandalism by the most incurious morons on Earth
THE SAN JOSE MOTHER FUCKING SHARKS! Down 5-1 come back to win 6-5 in OT! Hell fucking yeah!
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
THE SAN JOSE MOTHER FUCKING SHARKS! Down 5-1 come back to win 6-5 in OT! Hell fucking yeah!
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Prison rape is wrong.
Jokes about prison rape are wrong.
Eliminating protections against prison rape is wrong.
If another country sentenced a criminal to be raped, we'd consider it a crime against humanity.
BUT
A large segment of Americans regard prison rape as a de facto part of the sentence.
Jokes about prison rape are wrong.
Eliminating protections against prison rape is wrong.
If another country sentenced a criminal to be raped, we'd consider it a crime against humanity.
BUT
A large segment of Americans regard prison rape as a de facto part of the sentence.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Prison rape is wrong.
Jokes about prison rape are wrong.
Eliminating protections against prison rape is wrong.
If another country sentenced a criminal to be raped, we'd consider it a crime against humanity.
BUT
A large segment of Americans regard prison rape as a de facto part of the sentence.
Jokes about prison rape are wrong.
Eliminating protections against prison rape is wrong.
If another country sentenced a criminal to be raped, we'd consider it a crime against humanity.
BUT
A large segment of Americans regard prison rape as a de facto part of the sentence.
Ive been struggling lately…just in terms of ennui and motivation…but today felt like a turning of the tide. I got so much done and was so productive. I’m proud of myself.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ive been struggling lately…just in terms of ennui and motivation…but today felt like a turning of the tide. I got so much done and was so productive. I’m proud of myself.
Update: Took two melatonin gummies and moved to bed.
I have survived Thanksgiving. I have made it home. I am collapsing on my couch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Update: Took two melatonin gummies and moved to bed.
I have survived Thanksgiving. I have made it home. I am collapsing on my couch.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have survived Thanksgiving. I have made it home. I am collapsing on my couch.
7 cigarettes? I used to call that “Tuesday morning”
Find a more miserable existence than this.
Aside from anything else, I'm not at all convinced that this lifelong dedication to health and eternal life is doing anything.
He's 48 years old, and he looks EXACTLY like a 48-year old man trying to claim that his biological age is actually 24.
Aside from anything else, I'm not at all convinced that this lifelong dedication to health and eternal life is doing anything.
He's 48 years old, and he looks EXACTLY like a 48-year old man trying to claim that his biological age is actually 24.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
7 cigarettes? I used to call that “Tuesday morning”
Did I bail on football and watch a 4 hour YouTube video and eat chili? Yes, I am pleased to report I did. Sundayed HARD.
If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Did I bail on football and watch a 4 hour YouTube video and eat chili? Yes, I am pleased to report I did. Sundayed HARD.
Riding the KC street car for the first time tonight. Big fan. This rules. Public transit, who would have thought??
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Riding the KC street car for the first time tonight. Big fan. This rules. Public transit, who would have thought??
Missouri is legalizing gambling in like a week, and I am so sick of seeing this asshole on my tv. Why is the microphone in a coffee mug on top of a water cooler? Isn’t this a multi billion dollar industry??
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Missouri is legalizing gambling in like a week, and I am so sick of seeing this asshole on my tv. Why is the microphone in a coffee mug on top of a water cooler? Isn’t this a multi billion dollar industry??
Dave Toub motherfucker.
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Dave Toub motherfucker.
Pablo Torre has been on such a heater this year, but this one is genuinely so good.
PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines.
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley Gaines Investigated: The Lia Thomas Race, the Coach & Why She "Doesn't Even Like" Trump | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Pablo Torre has been on such a heater this year, but this one is genuinely so good.
My niece goes to Oregon now, which means I now cheer for the Ducks. Which is cool…because KU sucks at football.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My niece goes to Oregon now, which means I now cheer for the Ducks. Which is cool…because KU sucks at football.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
Just called all these people on a Sunday night. Leave a message.
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just called all these people on a Sunday night. Leave a message.
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Thinking today about that mega-wealthy guy who in 2014 warned fellow mega-wealthy guys that it would not be too long before they faced popular revolt.
badfaithtimes.com/americans-ar...
badfaithtimes.com/americans-ar...
Americans Are Looking Strongly Into Pitchforks
The limits of right-wing populism are going to be tested in 2025.
badfaithtimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Thinking today about that mega-wealthy guy who in 2014 warned fellow mega-wealthy guys that it would not be too long before they faced popular revolt.
badfaithtimes.com/americans-ar...
badfaithtimes.com/americans-ar...