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Patty1216
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I feel like this is something we can use for the next few years.
a man holding a sign that reads 5 days since our last nonsense
ALT: a man holding a sign that reads 5 days since our last nonsense
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Happy Snowmageddon Eve!
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 PM
For real, you don't bring in Matt Austin to discuss that penalty. You bring in Lemon Blueberry Pop Tart. What are we even doing this year?
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I’m here to see some pop tarts and all I’m getting is a football game
December 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My Spotify listening age is 67.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Coping well with the Spirit loss last night. Muppet Christmas Carol and some bourbon.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Cried like a little girl. #WickedForGood
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Seated for Wicked: For Good. Should be home in time for the NWSL Final.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Happy Halloween! I’ve changed all my phone and computer themes to Christmas.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My first Queen Bee!
September 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The Pumpkin Spice Latte returns today. I’ve switched all my computer and phone themes to Autumn. Happy Fall, everyone!
August 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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AIN’T NO BODY GOING TO BRING US DOWN! OK LETS GO!!!! LETS GO CRAZY!

PLAY THAT MUSIC JACK!!!
August 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don't even go here but is anyone else thinking the dildos getting inside the arenas is an inside job?
August 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE…

BECAUSE TRINITY RODMAN SAID SO!!!!

Play that music Jack!!!!
August 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
She plays here!!
August 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Okay then. The fountain of youth does exist.
August 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Jesus, Marta.
August 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Is it valid that I’m only here for Biscuit’s mom?
July 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
England really said "ok, we're ready to play now".
July 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
When even Gianni thinks you’re an asshole.
July 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If your entire job is funded by Medicaid, you may have also just downloaded the retirement forms in case they are needed.
July 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My TikTok feed is all about how to survive a nuclear fallout and the grid going down. So things are going well.
June 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You know what sucks? You're camping and it's the last day. You've packed up your tent and gear. Hugged everyone goodbye. And then discover that your car battery died. Shout out to my friends for giving me a jump and Kenneth at Auto Zone for replacing the battery.
June 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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i’m here you fuckaas bitch
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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It's about time
April 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I don't even know who I would make Player of the Match. Gift Monday for the head's up goal, Kingsbury for being a total brick wall, or Tara handling Banda for the whole game?
April 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM