Paul Csomo
@paul-ha-ha.bsky.social
I host the Soup Review Podcast. You look really nice today.
@soupreviewpodcast.bsky.social
@soupreviewpodcast.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You interrupted the last 20 seconds of my favorite song so now I have to start it from the beginning you unfrosted Pop-Tart.
May 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You interrupted the last 20 seconds of my favorite song so now I have to start it from the beginning you unfrosted Pop-Tart.
If you never want to see truck nuts again just tell the people that have them that they approve of gender affirming surgery (then run).
April 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If you never want to see truck nuts again just tell the people that have them that they approve of gender affirming surgery (then run).
"Let's invent sticky tape that violently rips the dirt right out of your face."
And on that day Biore strips were born.
And on that day Biore strips were born.
March 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"Let's invent sticky tape that violently rips the dirt right out of your face."
And on that day Biore strips were born.
And on that day Biore strips were born.
Love your neighbor like the Welsh love consonants.
March 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Love your neighbor like the Welsh love consonants.
The origin of Project 2025 goes back to the 1980's when a man was lynched for bringing a jar of picante sauce from New York City to the wrong cowboy campfire.
February 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The origin of Project 2025 goes back to the 1980's when a man was lynched for bringing a jar of picante sauce from New York City to the wrong cowboy campfire.
What recommended YouTube channels do you immediately hit the "do not recommend this channel" button before even watching them?
I'll go first: Any thumbnail that is either AI generated or a screenshot of the Joe Rogan podcast.
I'll go first: Any thumbnail that is either AI generated or a screenshot of the Joe Rogan podcast.
February 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What recommended YouTube channels do you immediately hit the "do not recommend this channel" button before even watching them?
I'll go first: Any thumbnail that is either AI generated or a screenshot of the Joe Rogan podcast.
I'll go first: Any thumbnail that is either AI generated or a screenshot of the Joe Rogan podcast.
If we ever learned anything from Mythbusters it's that there's a very fine layer of poop on nearly every surface of everything.
February 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If we ever learned anything from Mythbusters it's that there's a very fine layer of poop on nearly every surface of everything.
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
I always forget that before he made it big as the Oprah Winfrey for gym-dwelling shithead chuds who think they're intellectuals because they heard Jordan Peterson talking absolute nonsense on his podcast two or three times, Joe Rogan was an unfunny comedian and an F-tier actor.
February 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I always forget that before he made it big as the Oprah Winfrey for gym-dwelling shithead chuds who think they're intellectuals because they heard Jordan Peterson talking absolute nonsense on his podcast two or three times, Joe Rogan was an unfunny comedian and an F-tier actor.
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Asking to "repost if you agree" posts are so bloody tedious, especially ones where it's for an opinion I actually share.
Fuck off with your tedious engagement farming.
Fuck off with your tedious engagement farming.
February 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Asking to "repost if you agree" posts are so bloody tedious, especially ones where it's for an opinion I actually share.
Fuck off with your tedious engagement farming.
Fuck off with your tedious engagement farming.
I know it's French for "shower gel" but seeing "GEL DOUCHE" on my bottle of body wash still feels like a personal attack.
February 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I know it's French for "shower gel" but seeing "GEL DOUCHE" on my bottle of body wash still feels like a personal attack.
Anyone can make #music with #ai
Not too many people can make *good* music. I think I found my calling.
suno.com/song/8c8f5d4...
Not too many people can make *good* music. I think I found my calling.
suno.com/song/8c8f5d4...
Diarrhea Disaster by @ruinousrap090 | Suno
humorous, punk song. Listen and make your own with Suno.
suno.com
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Anyone can make #music with #ai
Not too many people can make *good* music. I think I found my calling.
suno.com/song/8c8f5d4...
Not too many people can make *good* music. I think I found my calling.
suno.com/song/8c8f5d4...
Apparently one of the requirements of being a realtor is that you have to put your fragrance on with a goddamned crop duster. #realestate
February 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Apparently one of the requirements of being a realtor is that you have to put your fragrance on with a goddamned crop duster. #realestate
People with male parts never complain about accidentally sitting on their own balls. Or I have a big yambag. I'm not sure.
February 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
People with male parts never complain about accidentally sitting on their own balls. Or I have a big yambag. I'm not sure.
Monster. Everyone knows you separate them by color and then eat them from least favorite to most favorite. Same rule applies to Skittles.
Was he one of those kids who went to a convenience store soda fountain and got a little of everything in one cup?
Was he one of those kids who went to a convenience store soda fountain and got a little of everything in one cup?
My husband eats jelly beans in a mishmash rather than separating by flavor. I find this barbaric.
February 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Monster. Everyone knows you separate them by color and then eat them from least favorite to most favorite. Same rule applies to Skittles.
Was he one of those kids who went to a convenience store soda fountain and got a little of everything in one cup?
Was he one of those kids who went to a convenience store soda fountain and got a little of everything in one cup?
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A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
February 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
Are Dave Meltzer's subjective match ratings something people actually care about? Is he the Vice President of Pro Wrestling or something? Who cares? Irrelevant boob. One of the worst things to happen to pro wrestling is that guy.
February 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Are Dave Meltzer's subjective match ratings something people actually care about? Is he the Vice President of Pro Wrestling or something? Who cares? Irrelevant boob. One of the worst things to happen to pro wrestling is that guy.
Goosebumps
The Rated R Superstar gets serenaded by the Brisbane faithful as we prepare for a Brisbane Brawl as #AEWGrandSlam is NOW on TNT and max
February 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Goosebumps
If you enjoy wrestling, this. Also avoid dirt sheets, people who laughingly call themselves "journalists", podcasts hosted by bitter retired wrestlers with crappy hot takes and axes to grind, and people who rate matches from 1-10.
Just enjoy pro wrestling on your own terms. You make the rules.
Just enjoy pro wrestling on your own terms. You make the rules.
If you want to keep your stress levels down, don’t go to SquaredCircle, lots of whining and bad faith comments and arguments.
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If you enjoy wrestling, this. Also avoid dirt sheets, people who laughingly call themselves "journalists", podcasts hosted by bitter retired wrestlers with crappy hot takes and axes to grind, and people who rate matches from 1-10.
Just enjoy pro wrestling on your own terms. You make the rules.
Just enjoy pro wrestling on your own terms. You make the rules.
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Playing with fire and ice so my wife can get some abstract photos.
February 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Playing with fire and ice so my wife can get some abstract photos.
Good Lord
February 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Good Lord