Paul Bamford
@paulb237.bsky.social
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Old. Bearded. Square-eyed. If you can read this, it's only because I haven't subscribed to the right block list yet.
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paulb237.bsky.social
Thinking of writing a book (pseudonymously) unimaginatively, but accurately, titled "Another Fucking Misery Memoir". Anyone care to be my writing buddy/accessory before and after publication?
paulb237.bsky.social
But it will put the Greens & the independents in their place. And that's what really matters.
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grogsgamut.bsky.social
Labor of course do not need one single vote of the LNP to pass any laws, so they are choosing to make the laws weaker.
richarddenniss.bsky.social
I don’t know about you, but I’m a bit scared of any new ‘environment laws’ that Labor can get Matt Canavan and Andrew Hastie to vote for…I think they will be better described as ‘ how to build more mines faster laws’ www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
paulb237.bsky.social
It was about getting the Daily Telegraph and their "Let Kids be Kids" campaign off their backs.
paulb237.bsky.social
Because if we don't play nice with the other party of future industry lobbyists now, they won't play nice with us later.
paulb237.bsky.social
grogsgamut.bsky.social
Labor of course do not need one single vote of the LNP to pass any laws, so they are choosing to make the laws weaker.
richarddenniss.bsky.social
I don’t know about you, but I’m a bit scared of any new ‘environment laws’ that Labor can get Matt Canavan and Andrew Hastie to vote for…I think they will be better described as ‘ how to build more mines faster laws’ www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
paulb237.bsky.social
No way in the world this could go wrong.
A covert investigation can involve an official assuming the identity of a paedophile online, allowing them to trade in pornography to garner credibility among criminals, for the purpose of gathering evidence to arrest and prosecute real-world offenders.
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asherwolf.bsky.social
Eugh
smhaustralia.nzcow.com
📢 The commissioner insists age verification can work, despite expert warnings of deep flaws with just over two months until the start of the ban.
‘No playbook’: eSafety boss backs social media ban despite expert warnings
www.smh.com.au
paulb237.bsky.social
Fine face he's made for himself.
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thommo67.bsky.social
Anthony Albanese is trying desperately to strike the right balance of fascism and authoritarianism to hold on to power

#auspol
paulb237.bsky.social
Got to keep the Environment Minister to mining industry lobbyist pipeline open.
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josie.zone
It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
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nickfeik.bsky.social
Exactly the same thing could be asked about our broken universities, schools funding model, climate policy, corporate taxation, housing, arts, govt transparency, youth justice, mental health etc etc etc
When will our politicians have the courage to make meaningful change to our broken aged care system? | Julianne Schultz
The inspector general has applauded aspects of the new act but warns of a yawning gap between promise and delivery
www.theguardian.com
paulb237.bsky.social
AI isn't going to be the deus ex machina that miraculously turns administrative systems that are designed to ration and deny care into systems capable of delivering care.
paulb237.bsky.social
Oh, FFS!
Just
Employ
People.
Digital health company Healthily approached St Vincent’s about the trial to use its generative AI technology to provide social interaction, as well as an opportunity for home care clients to log any health issues or concerns for a staff member to follow up.
paulb237.bsky.social
So - how does this stand up as an opening sentence:

In my father's house there was just one rule: “When you have a place of your own, you can do whatever you like, but while you're living under my roof you'll do as you're bloody well told.”?
paulb237.bsky.social
N2CIS - National Second Coming Insurance Scheme. You know it makes sense.
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pollytics.bsky.social
If Hastie becomes leader you could have some fun as a journalist.

"Mr Hastie - what's your advice to people with SMSFs regarding The Rapture. Would the policy under a government you lead be focused on enabling short term or long term gains in this regard?"
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drsally.bsky.social
From Chris Hedges: "The National Press Club of Australia, caving to the Israel lobby, Cancels My Talk on Our Betrayal of Palestinian Journalists" chrishedges.substack.com/p/the-national…
https://chrishedges.substack.com/p/the-national…
paulb237.bsky.social
Word to the wise - when you've just been given a well deserved serve of short shrift, don't go back for seconds.
paulb237.bsky.social
Emergency distress beacons and MayDay signals are both forms of spam.
paulb237.bsky.social
"Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself."
Just fkn stop it, already.
paulb237.bsky.social
" But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats."
No excuse.
paulb237.bsky.social
" They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you."
It's those extras that you should consider evidence of malice.
paulb237.bsky.social
Philip Larkin, "This Be The Verse":
"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do..."
Sometimes, they mean to.
paulb237.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure that the world doesn't need, or want, a badly written misery memoir from me. But I'm writing the fucker anyway because *I need it*.
paulb237.bsky.social
Forget what "the world" needs. What do *you* need?