Paul Gautier
@paulgautier.bsky.social
10% concentrated power of will, 90% ice cream
Not pictured: shortbread flavored ice cream. Caramel delites girl scout cookie ice cream
May 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Not pictured: shortbread flavored ice cream. Caramel delites girl scout cookie ice cream
Ice cream photo backlog. Lemon sorbet in NA champagne. Thought it would be cute to let them melt together, but I gave up on the champagne almost immediately
May 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ice cream photo backlog. Lemon sorbet in NA champagne. Thought it would be cute to let them melt together, but I gave up on the champagne almost immediately
If the Cowboys can’t keep Will McClay in a glass case for the next 30 years, we are headed for Jetsdom. My confidence in the franchise is at an all-time low
January 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If the Cowboys can’t keep Will McClay in a glass case for the next 30 years, we are headed for Jetsdom. My confidence in the franchise is at an all-time low
Sometimes you go to an event (required) with assigned seating and you have to make nice with the person next to you. You can do it for a couple hours. You're a grown up.
January 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sometimes you go to an event (required) with assigned seating and you have to make nice with the person next to you. You can do it for a couple hours. You're a grown up.
Tonight your motor gave its final ka-chunk. RIP to my first kitchen appliance, 2010-2024. You'll be dicing angels now
December 23, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Tonight your motor gave its final ka-chunk. RIP to my first kitchen appliance, 2010-2024. You'll be dicing angels now
Cowboys were spiritually eliminated in October. Much happier with the Eagles loss and 9ers elimination than a hackneyed mirage of hope
December 22, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Cowboys were spiritually eliminated in October. Much happier with the Eagles loss and 9ers elimination than a hackneyed mirage of hope
"Seen in this light, the overproduction of backstory emerges as more than just an annoying storytelling cliché. It also belongs to a new wave of TV gimmickry masquerading as artistry."
I am TICKLED
I am TICKLED
The Past Is Never Dead: On TV’s Backstory Problem | Los Angeles Review of Books
In the latest Screen Shots column, Elizabeth Alsop explores the ubiquity—and limitations—of the “trauma backstory.”
lareviewofbooks.org
December 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
"Seen in this light, the overproduction of backstory emerges as more than just an annoying storytelling cliché. It also belongs to a new wave of TV gimmickry masquerading as artistry."
I am TICKLED
I am TICKLED
Embarrassed that I enjoy some of the daily linkedin games
December 16, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Embarrassed that I enjoy some of the daily linkedin games
It's not entirely that I want to embrace the tank, but Carolina has been at the door of a solid win for weeks. Dallas could absolutely lose out
December 10, 2024 at 2:16 PM
It's not entirely that I want to embrace the tank, but Carolina has been at the door of a solid win for weeks. Dallas could absolutely lose out
The perfect actual play to recommend to your mom if your mom listens to leftist theory while she builds gundam models
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@friends-table.bsky.social
December 6, 2024 at 4:19 AM
The perfect actual play to recommend to your mom if your mom listens to leftist theory while she builds gundam models
@friends-table.bsky.social
@friends-table.bsky.social
My shoulders are so loose on Sundays where I don’t have to worry about the Cowboys
December 1, 2024 at 6:36 PM
My shoulders are so loose on Sundays where I don’t have to worry about the Cowboys
Pecan pie ice cream this week. These were baked with molasses, dark brown sugar, butter, and salt
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Pecan pie ice cream this week. These were baked with molasses, dark brown sugar, butter, and salt
Bill Belichick can't wait to explain the Commanders collapse
November 24, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Bill Belichick can't wait to explain the Commanders collapse
The NFC East is a clown car of a division
November 24, 2024 at 8:04 PM
The NFC East is a clown car of a division
introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
Hi, I'm Paul, and "it just doesn’t work that way."
Hi, I'm Paul, and "it just doesn’t work that way."
introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
Hi, I’m Tea, and comics aren’t art.
Hi, I’m Tea, and comics aren’t art.
introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
hello i'm keezy and when i was 12 i got a c- because i chose "el dorado" by edgar allan poe as my poem to memorize and despite practicing for hours and reciting it perfectly (MEMORIZATION: NOT MY STRONG SUIT) it was deemed "age-inappropriate"
hello i'm keezy and when i was 12 i got a c- because i chose "el dorado" by edgar allan poe as my poem to memorize and despite practicing for hours and reciting it perfectly (MEMORIZATION: NOT MY STRONG SUIT) it was deemed "age-inappropriate"
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 AM
introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
Hi, I'm Paul, and "it just doesn’t work that way."
Hi, I'm Paul, and "it just doesn’t work that way."
The past tense of sync is sunc
November 18, 2024 at 9:11 PM
The past tense of sync is sunc
Mix-ins went great. I can finally churn this ish tonight
November 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Mix-ins went great. I can finally churn this ish tonight
Spiced pumpkin custard has been curing overnight in the fridge. This morning I'm doing salty pie crumbs and whipped cream for a cool swirl
November 17, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Spiced pumpkin custard has been curing overnight in the fridge. This morning I'm doing salty pie crumbs and whipped cream for a cool swirl
Macerated and then reduced. Afterwards I strained out the sugar and pureed the solids. Both will incorporate into the pumpkin ice cream
November 16, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Macerated and then reduced. Afterwards I strained out the sugar and pureed the solids. Both will incorporate into the pumpkin ice cream
Sucked into yet another 100+ hour actual play podcast season. My final book count for 2024 will tiny
November 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Sucked into yet another 100+ hour actual play podcast season. My final book count for 2024 will tiny
Apple ice cream, caramel ribbon, cinnamon pecans. Churned and assembled. It will be ready once it's frozen solid
November 11, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Apple ice cream, caramel ribbon, cinnamon pecans. Churned and assembled. It will be ready once it's frozen solid
Cured overnight in the fridge and strained again. The apple meal is a little too fine for my strainer
November 11, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Cured overnight in the fridge and strained again. The apple meal is a little too fine for my strainer
Reposted by Paul Gautier
If the Chiefs go undefeated and win another Superbowl, after everything else that's happened, we need to just end America as a concept.
November 10, 2024 at 9:03 PM
If the Chiefs go undefeated and win another Superbowl, after everything else that's happened, we need to just end America as a concept.
Cold steeping apples to try and extract more flavor. For maximum fruitness this would work better as a (lower fat) sherbet. But here we are
November 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Cold steeping apples to try and extract more flavor. For maximum fruitness this would work better as a (lower fat) sherbet. But here we are