BigSodaSlade
@pavlovsvagina.bsky.social
I'm that guy at the beginning of The 5th Element stuck in a sandy room with only one arm after Luke Perry drew a picture of me, shot me, and the door closed.
"Of course, my favorite Mario Kart racer was Dry Bowser. I found his name and aesthetic incredibly appealing, as I'm sure anyone would."
April 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Of course, my favorite Mario Kart racer was Dry Bowser. I found his name and aesthetic incredibly appealing, as I'm sure anyone would."
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April 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"Ok, now go on twitter and put all of your personal medical history and financial history into a direct message to the official social security account."
I'm not joking: I hope everyone who voted for these people die due to asphyxiation from having their heads shoved up their own assholes.
I'm not joking: I hope everyone who voted for these people die due to asphyxiation from having their heads shoved up their own assholes.
April 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"Ok, now go on twitter and put all of your personal medical history and financial history into a direct message to the official social security account."
I'm not joking: I hope everyone who voted for these people die due to asphyxiation from having their heads shoved up their own assholes.
I'm not joking: I hope everyone who voted for these people die due to asphyxiation from having their heads shoved up their own assholes.
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Bike night riding (2016)
April 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Bike night riding (2016)
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#PortfolioDay Sci-fi, ruins, and odd plants
April 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
#PortfolioDay Sci-fi, ruins, and odd plants
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Something I'll never get over is that you can grow teeth in tumors but not regrow them in your mouth.
And that's by design? What like as a joke or something?
And that's by design? What like as a joke or something?
March 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Something I'll never get over is that you can grow teeth in tumors but not regrow them in your mouth.
And that's by design? What like as a joke or something?
And that's by design? What like as a joke or something?
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A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.
February 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A greeting for negligent penpals and procrastinating authors. Postcard from my collection, 1911.
1/ The vultures have found another carcass to pick clean. Blood still wet, bones still cracking under boots and bombs, and here comes the bloated beast of empire, licking its chops. The U.S. has decided to “take over” Gaza. The same machine that made Fallujah and butchered Vietnam now wants more.
February 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
1/ The vultures have found another carcass to pick clean. Blood still wet, bones still cracking under boots and bombs, and here comes the bloated beast of empire, licking its chops. The U.S. has decided to “take over” Gaza. The same machine that made Fallujah and butchered Vietnam now wants more.
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The Wind howls like a beast unbound
Its teeth against the glass
The World, a vast and freezing tomb,
Where Time and Breath won’t pass.
The trees bend low, their voices gone,
Entombed in frost and ice
A landscape harsh, a monochrome
Of Beauty cold as Vice.
But here within my quilted walls
A Kingdom
Its teeth against the glass
The World, a vast and freezing tomb,
Where Time and Breath won’t pass.
The trees bend low, their voices gone,
Entombed in frost and ice
A landscape harsh, a monochrome
Of Beauty cold as Vice.
But here within my quilted walls
A Kingdom
December 12, 2024 at 11:20 PM
The Wind howls like a beast unbound
Its teeth against the glass
The World, a vast and freezing tomb,
Where Time and Breath won’t pass.
The trees bend low, their voices gone,
Entombed in frost and ice
A landscape harsh, a monochrome
Of Beauty cold as Vice.
But here within my quilted walls
A Kingdom
Its teeth against the glass
The World, a vast and freezing tomb,
Where Time and Breath won’t pass.
The trees bend low, their voices gone,
Entombed in frost and ice
A landscape harsh, a monochrome
Of Beauty cold as Vice.
But here within my quilted walls
A Kingdom
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It's that time again
December 11, 2024 at 12:13 PM
It's that time again
The most infuriating spectacle of the whole wretched circus is watching these Trump disciples cling to their blind devotion, even as the gears of his machine grind them into dust.
They'll cheer their own ruin,
They'll cheer their own ruin,
December 3, 2024 at 4:10 AM
The most infuriating spectacle of the whole wretched circus is watching these Trump disciples cling to their blind devotion, even as the gears of his machine grind them into dust.
They'll cheer their own ruin,
They'll cheer their own ruin,
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May I offer you this great screenshot for future post
December 1, 2024 at 3:46 PM
May I offer you this great screenshot for future post