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Jennifer K.
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Walks "like a 50s housewife on a mission to kill g-d." SATAN HAS ENOUGH ATTORNEYS, CHAD. She/her. Squad Mom/Aunt Aoife. Do not mistake my kindness for weakness. You may know me from elsewhere as GonzoPants.
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By his own account, their relationship started when she was 19 (which means, since they were together 4 years & she was with RL for 10 & broke up with him last year at 31, RL & KO overlapped for 2 years, from 21-23).
Excerpt from a review of Nuzzi's book. "This was the most self-incriminating defense since Olbermann got back in touch with the Times to clarify that he began sleeping with Nuzzi when she was 19, rather than 18. As if anyone who frowned on the latter would be mollified by the former."
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Wario:Mario::RFKJr:Tom Waits
Poster-style illustration showing a man's body, like you'd see in a dr's office to show the inner workings of the respiratory system. The man wears a hat. VISIBLE TOM WAITS, it is titled. Brain is labeled HERE BE MONSTERS Tongue is labeled SAND PAPER Throat is labeled GRAVEL & SPIDERS (gravel is drawn in the throat) Heart is labeled STEAM POWERED (a steampunk engine sits where the heart would be) Lungs are labeled FURNACE (coal and flames are inside, and the lungs are black, not pink)
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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You could say the round is...
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golden...
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I'll show myself out.
Same picture of the dog, in a fancy gold frame, with the golden ratio spiral overlaid in white
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I offer this to make you feel…well “better” isn’t quite right…let’s go with “different.”
Poorly drawn stick figure, wearing a yellow crown and pink sash. The sash says FORKLIFT KING.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I got my gallbladder out at the end of September.

And this doesn't include the anesthesiologist, who billed his services separately from the hospital and for my portion that was another almost $700.
Screenshot of a portion of an itemized medical bill Total charges: $33,613.30 Contractual write-off (insurance): -$13,382.93 Insurance payment (insurance): -$18,877.05 Coinsurance [aka my portion of the bill]: $1,297.32 Non-covered (non-medicaid) service adjustment: -$56.00 Total insurance payments and adjustments: -$32,315.98 Current guarantor [that's me] account balance: $1,297.32
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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You're welcome.
"New York City Mayor Zohran" in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo generator
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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(I'm having a hard time finding the derpy-ass horse that I know I've seen before, so have these...elephants? as but one example of the genre)

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Ostensibly, an elephant, from an illuminated manuscript. Whatever you think an elephant looks like, this creature is the opposite. The legs are twice as tall as they should be, the tail would be more at home on a horse, the creature lacks both ears and a neck entirely, the trunk is drawn like a dryer vent hose, and -- best (???) of all -- the hooves are uncannily similar to "shoes worn by a children's book character, as drawn by Tomie dePaola, minus the laces." In the background, two plants that I presume are trees but look more like renditions of mushrooms, as drawn by someone who has consumed a good quantity of said mushrooms.
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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They've been gassing the neighborhood in Portland, across the street from AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL for the last five years. The PTA voted this year to move the school's location, finally. The playground is so contaminated the kids couldn't use it.
screenshot from google streetview, showing the Cottonwood School (Portland, OR) in the foreground & the Portland ICE facility across the street.
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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My mother-in-law, father-in-law, and their neighbors at the #NoKings in Bonita Springs, Florida. The retirees have HAD IT with this nonsense.
Three elderly white people sit in lawn chairs, holding protest signs. "I'm with the banned," says one, above a stack of books labeled TRUTH, HISTORY, INCLUSION and HUMAN RIGHTS. Another says USA with red and blue hearts and yellow stars. In the background, other elderly white people hold other signs and mill around.
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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My husband and his father. Husband is 41, his dad is 72. Russ looks like my father in law’s contemporary.
Two smiling white men with facial hair. Father & son, they basically have the same face just 30 years apart.
October 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Nothing makes me feel more human than a shower after too many days without. Sat on the IKEA stool & was very very careful about my middle, but the hot water loosened up a lot of what's been going on in my back & my hair is squeaky clean. Kind of sad to see the French braid aftermath hair go, tho.
Mirror selfie of a blonde white woman in a Rolling Stones t-shirt & burgundy pants. The hair is evocative of the 1992 classic Totally Hair Barbie. This is not a perm, this is 72 hours of having been in very tight French braids.
September 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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LOL The after-hours doctor can't discuss prescriptions or pain management! My surgeon explicitly said they could! So it wouldn't have mattered if I remembered I could call or not! And the hold system recommends you send a message through MyChart, which I can't do, so I've left a message with clinic.
Screenshot from MyHealth, showing that I do not have any available recipients for messages, and telling me to call the clinic for assistance or 911 for emergencies.
September 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Had surgery on Friday, Hubble hasn’t been far away from me since. He’s not a snuggler, but he is a “I will protect the mouth of the cave” type dog. While simultaneously wanting to be as comfortable as possible.
A black & white husky/pit mix dog rests his weary head on a white weighted unicorn plushie.
September 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Three tells, two from the image itself, and one watermark
cropped from the image above, the text of restaurant signs, over-the-street banner, painted on a building, and a street sign. They are all gibberish. The closest to words is on the building, which says KEEP PERTLAND WEIRD, and the letters are in at least two different but similar sans serif fonts. Watermark on the AI generated image, which is a logo for one of the big AI image generating programs Cropped from the AI image above. Jars on the street, full of pickled vegetables, but also there is a kale salad on a plate for some reason, detritus that looks like non-Euclidean spice containers, and what appears to be a half-round container of...cheese...?? maybe??
September 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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All 3 of the women in this photo (I'm the one with glasses) are 11 years older than Loomer (our birthdays are all within days of each other).
Selfie of three smiling blonde women at our 25th high school reunion, two of them are very drunk. I am wearing glasses and am dead sober. We are 43 years old and all of us look younger than Laura Loomer.
September 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I'm just a millennial, standing in front of the internet, begging yet another company to ask one single person in the design room why they're trying to hold back laughter. Today's culprit: Betsey Johnson, who does not appear to be on bsky.
You remember GOATSE? These are earrings, that Betsey Johnson has labeled "rich witch stud earrings." They are as if the Incredible Hulk were performing GOATSE. Green hand on either side of a green stone. No one asked for this.
September 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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#UglyDogs send up an awooo tomorrow at 12:30pacific. Vega de la Renta McIntyre, backyard goofball special, equal parts lab/pit/squirrel/boulder, Kronk of my heart, is very sick and his person, sister of my soul, has to say goodbye.
Selfie of a white woman with blonde hair. I am not the interesting part of this image. Over my left shoulder, chin resting on my shoulder, muzzle pressed against the side of my neck, is Vega. He is a block-headed black dog with ears like kites. His heart is made of marshmallows, as is his brain. He weighs 75 pounds and the only reason anyone would say he's not a lap dog is that person is a coward. Vega will boop you, whether you like it or not. Vega would curl himself between my legs and shove his back as close to my thighs as possible every chance he got. I think he would put himself under my skin if it were possible. Vega and his person sit at a picnic table in the sunshine. She is singing to him while knitting, and he is listening so intently that his right ear is blurry with motion.
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Get you someone who looks at you like my dog looks at Billie Eilish’s @npr.org Tiny Desk Concert.
A black & white husky/pit relaxes on a dark blue velvet couch covered in a green blanket losing the war against hair going everywhere, focusing on the television, which has the Billie Eilish NPR Tiny Desk concert playing. He has sat like this for ten minutes. It’s better than animal planet.
August 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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You’ve heard of 30-50 feral hogs. Now, from the Oregon Supreme Court comes over 277 free-range guinea pigs
909 P.3d 648 373 Oг. 676 Supreme Court of Oregon, En Banc. KKMH PROPERTIES, LLC, Respondent on Review, V. Michael P. SHIRE and all other occupants, (CC 21LT01841) (SC S070343) Argued and Submitted March 1, 2024 May 15, 2025 Synopsis Background: Landlord brought forcible entry and detainer (FED) action against tenant, alleging tenant materially violated rental agreement by keeping over 277 free-range guinea pigs on premises and causing extensive property damage. The Circuit Court, Lane County, Jay McAlpin, J., ruled landlord's termination notice complied with statute governing terminations for cause and entered judgment awarding possession of premises to landlord. The Court of Appeals, Tookey, J., 326 Or.App. 1, affirmed. Tenant petitioned for review, which the Supreme Court allowed. 141 [Holding:| The Supreme Court, Duncan, J., held that notice
August 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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The_prey_wanter has logged on.
A black & white husky/pit, ears as big as kites, looks out a second story window, sill at chin height. On the roof outside is a seagull, and in the distance the Pacific Ocean. The dog is more focused on that bird than he’s ever been focused on anything in his entire life.
August 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The_Arts_Enjoyer has logged on (we are watching the Bad Bunny Tiny Desk Concert)
Black and white husky/pitbull in profile. He rests, paws overlapping, on a blue velvet couch, against a truly absurd number of throw pillows.
August 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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The_chips_wanter has logged on
A Husky/pit mix dog rests on a couch, head forward in anticipation, ears perked like the world’s largest bat, forgetting every manner he has ever learned, desperately hoping that I will share my tortilla chips. I am not going to share my tortilla chips, but hope springs eternal when food is involved.
August 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Marian Engel walked so all these other women could run.
Cover of Marian Engel's award-winning novel BEAR. It's a classic bodice ripper pose, woman with her head tilted back, nipples artfully covered, lover behind her. But her lover is -- and I do not mean this euphemistically -- a bear. Not a hairy man, not a dad bod gay guy. No. Like rawwwwr live in the woods hey hey boo boo wanna get a pick a nick bas-KET bear. I must stress again this book won AWARDS.
August 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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We truly live in the dumbest goddamn timeline.
AI generated seal of the federal reserve. It is gibberish. There are six words on it and the only two that are actual words are "of" and "reserve."
July 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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my favorite day of the month at work is when the state bar bulletin magazine arrives & I flip *immediately* to the discipline section. Here's an example from this month. This guy legit ghosted a client, the court, and opposing, was removed by the court as the attorney, and still. 1-year suspension.
Disciplinary overview of the 1-year suspension of Oregon attorney Chad Kosieracki. Chad violated rules of professional conduct 1.3 (neglect of a legal matter), 8.4(a)(4) (conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice) & 8.1(a)(2) (duty to respond to disciplinary inquiries). He represented the personal representative in a contested probate case, and had no communication with the court after 5/2023. He failed to appear at 3 status hearings, didn't have any communication with the court or opposing party, and didn't file paperwork required to close the estate. He was removed by the court, which cost the client more money. Then he failed to respond to requests for information from the disciplinary counsel's office. His conduct was aggravated by a pattern of misconduct, multiple offenses, refusal to acknowledge the wrongful nature of his conduct, vulnerability of the victim, and his substantial experience in the practice of law. It was mitigated by no prior record of discipline & an absence of a dishonest or selfish motive.
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM