Jennifer K.
@pdxjenni.bsky.social
Walks "like a 50s housewife on a mission to kill g-d." SATAN HAS ENOUGH ATTORNEYS, CHAD. She/her. Squad Mom/Aunt Aoife. Do not mistake my kindness for weakness. You may know me from elsewhere as GonzoPants.
Please skip forward to the acknowledgements and tell us who her editor & agent are, because good LORD did they just...not do their jobs...at all...
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Please skip forward to the acknowledgements and tell us who her editor & agent are, because good LORD did they just...not do their jobs...at all...
Some of the survivors, including Virginia Guiffre (may she rest) have said that they got dental work done while on the island, whitenings & cleanings & such www.miamiherald.com/news/state/f...
‘When you are in, you can’t get out.’ Women describe how Jeffrey Epstein controlled them
For more than a decade, Epstein built his sex trafficking empire, employing a contingent of people to help him. Here is how he did it.
www.miamiherald.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Some of the survivors, including Virginia Guiffre (may she rest) have said that they got dental work done while on the island, whitenings & cleanings & such www.miamiherald.com/news/state/f...
That you don't have a patron who pays you gobs of money to just exist with your face is a goddamn travesty jesus CHRIST I am too gay for those cheekbones.
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
That you don't have a patron who pays you gobs of money to just exist with your face is a goddamn travesty jesus CHRIST I am too gay for those cheekbones.
::the dejected sigh of a very tired Jewish woman echoes across the void::
So, not an obscure one, but an old one and very specific. Neat (/sarcasm).
So, not an obscure one, but an old one and very specific. Neat (/sarcasm).
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
::the dejected sigh of a very tired Jewish woman echoes across the void::
So, not an obscure one, but an old one and very specific. Neat (/sarcasm).
So, not an obscure one, but an old one and very specific. Neat (/sarcasm).
I didn't forget, I just hadn't heard about it. Did he use the one that rhymes with bike or something more obscure?
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I didn't forget, I just hadn't heard about it. Did he use the one that rhymes with bike or something more obscure?
He used the R-slur this week already. I think Christmas might be overshooting it for any race-based epithets.
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
He used the R-slur this week already. I think Christmas might be overshooting it for any race-based epithets.
I don't remember it, BUT context clues from the Reddit thread make me wonder if it's an album that was produced by one of the many cults that were around at the time & used child entertainers to make money for the cult (e.g. Children of God/The Family).
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don't remember it, BUT context clues from the Reddit thread make me wonder if it's an album that was produced by one of the many cults that were around at the time & used child entertainers to make money for the cult (e.g. Children of God/The Family).
Elizabeth, I know you're all about the old shit & the fix it yourself & whatnot, but *please* get a technician out because that is neither normal nor safe.
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Elizabeth, I know you're all about the old shit & the fix it yourself & whatnot, but *please* get a technician out because that is neither normal nor safe.
sitting in for former boss on a scheduling...
J: Counsel, do you think this will be wrapped in a 1/2 day or less?
Me: Your honor, it is my truest and *deepest* wish that I could tell you yes, but unfortunately I have been given the directive to ask for two days.
J: Well. It was worth a try, I guess.
J: Counsel, do you think this will be wrapped in a 1/2 day or less?
Me: Your honor, it is my truest and *deepest* wish that I could tell you yes, but unfortunately I have been given the directive to ask for two days.
J: Well. It was worth a try, I guess.
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
sitting in for former boss on a scheduling...
J: Counsel, do you think this will be wrapped in a 1/2 day or less?
Me: Your honor, it is my truest and *deepest* wish that I could tell you yes, but unfortunately I have been given the directive to ask for two days.
J: Well. It was worth a try, I guess.
J: Counsel, do you think this will be wrapped in a 1/2 day or less?
Me: Your honor, it is my truest and *deepest* wish that I could tell you yes, but unfortunately I have been given the directive to ask for two days.
J: Well. It was worth a try, I guess.
And this is why I will never, ever, ever, unless it is literally the ONLY option, use a ride sharing service. Radio Cab doesn't pull this nonsense when I'm just trying to get to the airport at o'dark:30.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And this is why I will never, ever, ever, unless it is literally the ONLY option, use a ride sharing service. Radio Cab doesn't pull this nonsense when I'm just trying to get to the airport at o'dark:30.
Other European destinations aren't any better, cost-wise, for flights, and that's before lodging (we use hotels, not airbnb, for legal protection reasons, among other things), food, transportation, excursions, etc.
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Other European destinations aren't any better, cost-wise, for flights, and that's before lodging (we use hotels, not airbnb, for legal protection reasons, among other things), food, transportation, excursions, etc.
That 100% depends on a) where you're coming from, b) where you're going to, c) time of year. We're planning a spring break trip, flying out of PDX, and the cost of London for 4 (18, 20, mom & dad) for those 8 days is double what 4 days in Anaheim + 4 days in San Diego would be, for flights alone.
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
That 100% depends on a) where you're coming from, b) where you're going to, c) time of year. We're planning a spring break trip, flying out of PDX, and the cost of London for 4 (18, 20, mom & dad) for those 8 days is double what 4 days in Anaheim + 4 days in San Diego would be, for flights alone.
A couple standing behind us. The man asks, awestruck, "did you just...chug...a pint...of...coffee?" Yes. Yes I did. "Was it any good?" Not even a little bit, but it'll do the trick.
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 AM
A couple standing behind us. The man asks, awestruck, "did you just...chug...a pint...of...coffee?" Yes. Yes I did. "Was it any good?" Not even a little bit, but it'll do the trick.
Mice were tattooed with commercial inks or PBS control. In selected experiments, BNT162b2 mRNA vaccines or UV-inactivated influenza A virus strain A/Puerto Rico/8/1934 (H1N1) were injected into tattooed footpads to assess local effects on vaccine capture and response.
2/5
2/5
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Where is the "in mice" bot when you need it? Because, you guessed it, the study results are OF MICE.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Where is the "in mice" bot when you need it? Because, you guessed it, the study results are OF MICE.
[Homer pointing at Bart ...so far... dot gif]
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
[Homer pointing at Bart ...so far... dot gif]
(per wikipedia, I do not have this off the dome)
All 5 of her albums have been billboard top 20
All 3 singles from Tidal & When the Pawn... charted
(Paper Bag won her a Grammy & Across the Universe was on the Pleasantville soundtrack)
I could go on.
All 5 of her albums have been billboard top 20
All 3 singles from Tidal & When the Pawn... charted
(Paper Bag won her a Grammy & Across the Universe was on the Pleasantville soundtrack)
I could go on.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
(per wikipedia, I do not have this off the dome)
All 5 of her albums have been billboard top 20
All 3 singles from Tidal & When the Pawn... charted
(Paper Bag won her a Grammy & Across the Universe was on the Pleasantville soundtrack)
I could go on.
All 5 of her albums have been billboard top 20
All 3 singles from Tidal & When the Pawn... charted
(Paper Bag won her a Grammy & Across the Universe was on the Pleasantville soundtrack)
I could go on.
I feel like if you told Jordan he was 87 inside his soul, he wouldn't argue with you.
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I feel like if you told Jordan he was 87 inside his soul, he wouldn't argue with you.
Not for nothing, but your tattooist *hates* you. You don't get work of that caliber^ from someone who respects you as a person.
^inconsistent, amateurish, poorly shaded, terrible depth, I've seen better line work in prison art
^inconsistent, amateurish, poorly shaded, terrible depth, I've seen better line work in prison art
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Not for nothing, but your tattooist *hates* you. You don't get work of that caliber^ from someone who respects you as a person.
^inconsistent, amateurish, poorly shaded, terrible depth, I've seen better line work in prison art
^inconsistent, amateurish, poorly shaded, terrible depth, I've seen better line work in prison art
Do we have any way of knowing what the advance for her book was? I mean, any amount is too much, I just need to know how much better to feel about my languishing first drafts...
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do we have any way of knowing what the advance for her book was? I mean, any amount is too much, I just need to know how much better to feel about my languishing first drafts...
By his own account, their relationship started when she was 19 (which means, since they were together 4 years & she was with RL for 10 & broke up with him last year at 31, RL & KO overlapped for 2 years, from 21-23).
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
By his own account, their relationship started when she was 19 (which means, since they were together 4 years & she was with RL for 10 & broke up with him last year at 31, RL & KO overlapped for 2 years, from 21-23).
(four; let us not forget Mark Sanford)
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
(four; let us not forget Mark Sanford)