Jennifer K.
@pdxjenni.bsky.social
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Walks "like a 50s housewife on a mission to kill g-d." SATAN HAS ENOUGH ATTORNEYS, CHAD. She/her. Squad Mom/Aunt Aoife. Do not mistake my kindness for weakness. You may know me from elsewhere as GonzoPants.
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pdxjenni.bsky.social
The only skill I use as an attorney that I actually learned in law school was TOC formatting.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
Nope, that's also formatting requirements, it's title case because those are the titles of the sections.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
OK but "costume protest" is AMAZING.
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pdxjenni.bsky.social
The case caption (parties, type of pleading) is always in all caps, that's a court thing.

The errors thing is MSWord being MSWord.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
ma'am, you are not beating the "your children are fae, actually" charges ANY time soon.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
Salt bagel, lightly toasted, with lox, tomato, and cream cheese*.
Coffee light, no sugar

* I'll do it on onion or plain (in that order) if salt is unavailable, but I have POTS, I need all the salt I can get
erinbiba.bsky.social
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
So many limbs, so many logistics.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
All else aside, is rural Idaho gonna be real friendly to a bunch of Qatari families suddenly moving in, ya think?
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Turns out we are ALL #PortlandFrog!

Shirts, hoodies and mugs now available.

Profits to Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition. ✊

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caitlinmoriah.bsky.social
there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif
Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes
pdxjenni.bsky.social
̶c̶o̶w̶ bat tools
pdxjenni.bsky.social
And lo the children's book follows in a thread under this comment. Goddamn, but I love it here.
drgeoffreym.bsky.social
There's a whole children's book in that frame.
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pdxjenni.bsky.social
He's only 26, and he & his mom had a rough go of things for a while because my dad is a grade-A deadbeat (I found a news article about 15-20 years ago about the house Habitat for Humanity was building for them), so I made the best judgment call I could & am hoping for the best.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
I have not done the necessary introspection to figure out the "why" of that deep gut feeling, and my therapist is on sabbatical right now, so I'm going with my gut & leaving the why for later 🤷‍♀️
pdxjenni.bsky.social
And that's how I wound up using the FB Marketplace messaging system to have the very first contact I've ever had with my 1/2 brother to tell him that our dad is disabled, and possibly permanently.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
Being good at finding people, I found Ian, because maybe he knew, maybe he doesn't care, but maybe he & I are in the same situation and isn't that kind of news better to come from family, even if that person is technically a stranger?
pdxjenni.bsky.social
Checking the court records related to dad & Sandy's divorce, and Sandy's prolific FB history (the boomers are so predictable), it appears to me that Ian likely hasn't had much contact with our dad, either.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
(brother has been corrected re: importance of that kind of news)
My freshman year of college, dad & his then-wife adopted a 1.5-year-old boy, Ian, whom I've never met but my brother did spend time with until dad & Sandy divorced & she moved back home to CO.
pdxjenni.bsky.social
I have no contact with my dad, since 1999. I occasionally check on his status as a living person. This last time I came across a comment on his wife's FB, asking how he's doing. He broke his back in the spring & remains unable to walk. My brother knew but didn't think it important to tell me.