Mary Sue
@marysuesays.bsky.social
Angry, yelly, soccer fan and socialist living in Downtown PDX. My apartment looks like a frat house that is very into fiber arts.
She/her/dude, gender: queer, old enough to be your parent. Views are mine and not those of my employer, parent, or cat.
She/her/dude, gender: queer, old enough to be your parent. Views are mine and not those of my employer, parent, or cat.
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Mary Sue
@marysuesays.bsky.social
· Aug 26
'Cringe' is "embarrassment".
Embarrassment is "Feeling self-conscious due to some event or circumstance"
Y'all. If you feel cringe, get you some self confidence! You are too awesome to be embarrassed!
If you call someone cringe, quit being a douche and go hype someone you love!
Embarrassment is "Feeling self-conscious due to some event or circumstance"
Y'all. If you feel cringe, get you some self confidence! You are too awesome to be embarrassed!
If you call someone cringe, quit being a douche and go hype someone you love!
*eyeballs rhinestones and glue*
*eyeballs Spatula's boring grey harness*
*eyeballs Spatula's boring grey harness*
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
*eyeballs rhinestones and glue*
*eyeballs Spatula's boring grey harness*
*eyeballs Spatula's boring grey harness*
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Three Subdue pendants done. They're long haul jobs but I'm enough of an Addams fan it was worth those six hours. The price will reflect the labor, alas. Around 70.
Tomorrow I work on "You Have No Power Over Me."
Tomorrow I work on "You Have No Power Over Me."
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Three Subdue pendants done. They're long haul jobs but I'm enough of an Addams fan it was worth those six hours. The price will reflect the labor, alas. Around 70.
Tomorrow I work on "You Have No Power Over Me."
Tomorrow I work on "You Have No Power Over Me."
My aunt Mariane died tonight.
Let us all give a hearty FUCK CANCER.
Let us all give a hearty FUCK CANCER.
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My aunt Mariane died tonight.
Let us all give a hearty FUCK CANCER.
Let us all give a hearty FUCK CANCER.
Spatz and I both enjoyed some Nancy's yogurt this evening.
Gift article (read for free): New York Times obituary for Chuck Kesey, the brother of novelist Ken and probiotic yogurt kingpin. (Chuck Kesey was on the psychedelic bus with Ken and fellow Merry Pranksters.)
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/d...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/d...
Chuck Kesey, Probiotic Yogurt Pioneer, Dies at 87
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Spatz and I both enjoyed some Nancy's yogurt this evening.
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if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
Saw someone saying you shouldn't interact with NSFW accounts online if your account isn't also purely NSFW and FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
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‘Absolutely appalled’: Judge blasts ICE for failing to feed detainee before court
@oregonian.com
www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
@oregonian.com
www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
‘Absolutely appalled’: Judge blasts ICE for failing to feed detainee before court
A federal judge in Eugene ordered the 22-year-old's release on supervision.
www.oregonlive.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
‘Absolutely appalled’: Judge blasts ICE for failing to feed detainee before court
@oregonian.com
www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
@oregonian.com
www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Day 8 of #artadventcalendar
A little porcelain watercolor palette! The bell is the water cup and the petals fill up with color as you go 😁 #pottery
I love being able to make functional tools that make MORE art
A little porcelain watercolor palette! The bell is the water cup and the petals fill up with color as you go 😁 #pottery
I love being able to make functional tools that make MORE art
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Day 8 of #artadventcalendar
A little porcelain watercolor palette! The bell is the water cup and the petals fill up with color as you go 😁 #pottery
I love being able to make functional tools that make MORE art
A little porcelain watercolor palette! The bell is the water cup and the petals fill up with color as you go 😁 #pottery
I love being able to make functional tools that make MORE art
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
CW: Needles
I honestly can't feel the continuous glucose monitor about 90% of the time, but when Poseycat just headbutted it?
OW FUCK OW.
I honestly can't feel the continuous glucose monitor about 90% of the time, but when Poseycat just headbutted it?
OW FUCK OW.
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
CW: Needles
I honestly can't feel the continuous glucose monitor about 90% of the time, but when Poseycat just headbutted it?
OW FUCK OW.
I honestly can't feel the continuous glucose monitor about 90% of the time, but when Poseycat just headbutted it?
OW FUCK OW.
Syncopated Ladies + Formation + Beyonce
YouTube video by Syncopated Ladies by Chloe Arnold
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do it, you cowards!
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Do it, you cowards!
I left the teaching profession twenty years ago because I took a look at my soul and said "I 100% will swing on an abusive parent one day and regret nothing."
Y'all can extrapolate from there how I feel about this.
Y'all can extrapolate from there how I feel about this.
I love kids . I still want some but I don’t think I could teach in America .
You tell me I have to give a public speech because somebody took one of my students for shuts and giggles and I’m gonna need a small padded room
You tell me I have to give a public speech because somebody took one of my students for shuts and giggles and I’m gonna need a small padded room
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I left the teaching profession twenty years ago because I took a look at my soul and said "I 100% will swing on an abusive parent one day and regret nothing."
Y'all can extrapolate from there how I feel about this.
Y'all can extrapolate from there how I feel about this.
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Excellent idea! You've noticed the irony: using the descendant (chicken) to mimic the ancestor (dinosaur). That's the precise kind of symbolic reversal that Baudrillard would feast upon. Here’s a breakdown of what he’d likely think about dino nuggies, using the 4 stages of his theory of simulation.
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Excellent idea! You've noticed the irony: using the descendant (chicken) to mimic the ancestor (dinosaur). That's the precise kind of symbolic reversal that Baudrillard would feast upon. Here’s a breakdown of what he’d likely think about dino nuggies, using the 4 stages of his theory of simulation.
In the continuing occasional series Things My Therapist Has Learned Against Her Will, today's lesson was in the proper address of Anglican bishops.
(Spatula has a stuffed hedgehog with a Santa hat, St. Nicholas was a bishop, ergo this is the Right Reverend Hedgehog.)
(Spatula has a stuffed hedgehog with a Santa hat, St. Nicholas was a bishop, ergo this is the Right Reverend Hedgehog.)
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
In the continuing occasional series Things My Therapist Has Learned Against Her Will, today's lesson was in the proper address of Anglican bishops.
(Spatula has a stuffed hedgehog with a Santa hat, St. Nicholas was a bishop, ergo this is the Right Reverend Hedgehog.)
(Spatula has a stuffed hedgehog with a Santa hat, St. Nicholas was a bishop, ergo this is the Right Reverend Hedgehog.)
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"Decolonize
Seen in San Francisco, California
Seen in San Francisco, California
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Decolonize
Seen in San Francisco, California
Seen in San Francisco, California
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"ACAB / All Colonizers Are Bastards"
Stencil seen in Mexico City
Stencil seen in Mexico City
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"ACAB / All Colonizers Are Bastards"
Stencil seen in Mexico City
Stencil seen in Mexico City
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Gonna start composing my own Hot Takes for Beyond just to get ahead of the game
"Should We Really Be Romantacizing Bringing Someone Their Abuser To Beat to Death With Her Bare Hands as a Courting Gift?"
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Gonna start composing my own Hot Takes for Beyond just to get ahead of the game
Apparently Zoom audio filtering was defeated by Spatula vs. Meaty Bone.
Feel free to mute as soon as you've had enough. I promised Spatz another 10 minutes of chomping.
Feel free to mute as soon as you've had enough. I promised Spatz another 10 minutes of chomping.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Apparently Zoom audio filtering was defeated by Spatula vs. Meaty Bone.
Feel free to mute as soon as you've had enough. I promised Spatz another 10 minutes of chomping.
Feel free to mute as soon as you've had enough. I promised Spatz another 10 minutes of chomping.
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Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
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the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness
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Someone is telling newcomers to the PNW that we all buy Ponderosa pines as our Christmas trees and then they keep getting on tik tok and being like “these trees are so bad” and idk who’s playing this prank but it’s mean. Funny, but mean 😂😭
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Someone is telling newcomers to the PNW that we all buy Ponderosa pines as our Christmas trees and then they keep getting on tik tok and being like “these trees are so bad” and idk who’s playing this prank but it’s mean. Funny, but mean 😂😭
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This is more empty posturing from this admin with a heaping dose of misogyny and mom shaming. If you want more people to breastfeed, make universal maternity/paternity leave. Otherwise stfu.
December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is more empty posturing from this admin with a heaping dose of misogyny and mom shaming. If you want more people to breastfeed, make universal maternity/paternity leave. Otherwise stfu.
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And as others have pointed out, formula is actually a miracle and one of the examples of science doing something amazing. So shitting on it is real sus.
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And as others have pointed out, formula is actually a miracle and one of the examples of science doing something amazing. So shitting on it is real sus.