Mary Sue
@marysuesays.bsky.social
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Angry, yelly, soccer fan and socialist living in Downtown PDX. My apartment looks like a frat house that is very into fiber arts. She/her/dude, gender: queer, old enough to be your parent. Views are mine and not those of my employer, parent, or cat.
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marysuesays.bsky.social
'Cringe' is "embarrassment".

Embarrassment is "Feeling self-conscious due to some event or circumstance"

Y'all. If you feel cringe, get you some self confidence! You are too awesome to be embarrassed!

If you call someone cringe, quit being a douche and go hype someone you love!
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zunguzungu.bsky.social
Dolly Parton called a press conference to clarify formally that no weapon formed against her will prosper
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kbspangler.com
HEY! YOU!

THE COMICS READER WHO'S TIRED OF TINY BREAKABLE WAIFS!!!

CHARLIE'S MOM'S GOT IT GOING ON!!!

sidequested.com
A giant woman with dark skin, white hair, and firey eyes looks enraged as she points a battleaxe at the reader.
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sophygurl.bsky.social
Affirmation for today is this:

If you hold even one of the targeted identities of the fascists and you survive today?

You are already winning against them and doing your part.

If you manage to find even a moment of peace, joy, laughter, or beauty during the day? Even better!
marysuesays.bsky.social
I have lots of spare rhinestones
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blockclubchi.bsky.social
Englewood’s own Tonika Lewis Johnson is a MacArthur "genius." blockclubchi.co/3Wshd7N
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malipdx.bsky.social
Any National Guard hanging out in N Portland and bored? I have a skunk stuck down a dry well that needs rescuing.
marysuesays.bsky.social
in re LRT: ...I think I went to high school with that Solano County security guard.
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calyxworks.com
Anybody know the Frog?

People are asking for merch, but I wouldn’t do that without permission.

I’ll donate proceeds to whomever/wherever they choose – please message me!
marysuesays.bsky.social
Booked a $45/45 minute massage at the massage school because value!

And it's a couple blocks from my house.

So if you intuit from this that I am headed for my massage with hour changing out of my work jimjams, YOU ARE CORRECT!
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Our release for @peculiarityshop.bsky.social was a wild success. Half the items were gone by day one. I still have three weeks to Halloween and spooky stuff I'd love to move.

20% off.

LGBTQIA+ staffed and owned!

www.peculiarityshop.com/halloween2025
www.peculiarityshop.com/nightborne
HALLOWEEN 2025 PECULIARITY SHOP
General Halloween goodness fromThe Peculiarity Shop.
www.peculiarityshop.com
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weredawgz.blacksky.app
People say they wanna talk singer songwriters and then don’t bring up Mariah Carey and i think that says something about our society
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americanoonline.com
it's all "AI this" and "AI that"

but never "Ey I got you a pizza"
marysuesays.bsky.social
I keep missing this shirt when it goes on sale. One day I will have it. bsky.app/profile/cola...
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
If anyone’s struggled to keep up with my threads on why the genAI bubble
Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD
A power strip with the plug end plugged in to one of the sockets
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snowirisstudio.com
By request: "I tried yoga, am I allowed to be disabled now?" Available on a t-shirt, magnet, and throw pillow. A tongue in cheek way to say no, really, you've heard this advice before. Available in my Zazzle store: www.zazzle.com/colle...

#Disability #ChronicIllness #BSNM #Art 🎨
A light peach colored magnet. There's a floral border on the top and bottom of it. Between the border is text that reads "I tried yoga, am I allowed to be disabled now?" A woman wearing a white t-shirt which says "I tried yoga, am I allowed to be disabled now?" A light peach throw pillow on a white chair. On the pillow is a floral border and text which reads "I tried yoga, am I allowed to be disabled now?" A stainless steel fridge door on which is a light peach colored magnet. There's a floral border on the top and bottom of the magnet and between the border is text that reads "I tried yoga, am I allowed to be disabled now?"
marysuesays.bsky.social
Clean! Up! Your! Own! Backyard! Before! Telling! Me! And! Mine! How! To! Protest!
marysuesays.bsky.social
Bro, you don't even go here!

Go talk to your own goons instead of giving us advice.

Alberta in particular, but I know you got some dingdongs all over the place.
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birddroneone.bsky.social
From the rim. Warning: it is one hell of a hike. Final miles are in sandlike shifting pumice.
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marysuesays.bsky.social
It's incredibly telling that all the reviewers are like "movie starring Jared Leto... and here's 1500 words on how good the soundtrack is!"