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A Harrison
@pdxpup.bsky.social
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Full-time ding dong and part-time soccer pundit of no renown. Formerly @pdxpup / @harrisonpdx on twitter. She/Her
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Doggies at rest. Hope they can soothe you a bit.
Scout, a chocolate brown Aussie with a white muzzle extending between his eyes to his forehead, a white furry chest, and white paws (yes, I swear he is mostly brown), perfectly perches with paws posed on a white blanket with his eyes closed. Molly, a gray and black mini-aussie with a white muzzle and most of her face except around her ears and her ears, with white paws, is sleeping cuddled into a white blanket. Her neon green Seahawks bandana slightly pokes out from her neckline at the left of frame.
February 13, 2026 at 3:44 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
When I went to type that out to you, I was like "wait, what even is that punctuation, is it even available on my phone keyboard?" And sure enough, there it was, in the 2nd page with the complex math symbols, above the Yen sign. Absolutely no idea what it's for.
A screen shot of my phone's keyboard showing an assortment of random symbols and punctuation, including the copyright symbol, a delta triangle, a tilde, and the very solid black dot seen in that guy's weird email signature.
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Supergoop is super legit. I use the Play version that's water and sweat resistant.
A close up of a small white bottle with a translucent yellow cap at the bottom, that says: Supergoop! PLAY SPF 50 EVERYDAY LOTION With Sunflower Extract Broad Spectrum Sunscreen SPF 50 PA++++ Water & Swear Resistant (80 minutes) 2.4 fl. oz./71 ml.
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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We're winning the war on protein. We're saying Merry Protein again.
A picture of the menu board at Chipotle. One the left it says "GO HIGH PROTEIN 64G Every serving of chicken in your bowl or burrito has 32g of clean protein or add double chicken for 64g of protein " on the right is says "REAL PROTEIN FOR REAL GOALS NEW HIGH PROTEIN CUP 32G PROTEIN"
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Will you throw Scout's toy for him? He is asking very nicely.
An extreme close-up of a chocolate brown Aussie with a white muzzle, holding a Santa Kong toy in his mouth at you.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
A selfie of Scout where his face is so close to the camera you can't see the end of his nose, so it's just his all white muzzle taking up most of the lower frame, and then his chocolate brown eye patches and eyes at the middle height of the frame to the edges.
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Update on last year's resolutions.

(the second one is cut off and should say "...or other food delivery.")
A screen shot from a calendar habit app showing three listings reading: "No Pop, No Door Dash or other food, No Fast Food" each on their own row with 4 blue checkmarks over the last 4 days of the year. Circled in red at the end of each row is "365/365."
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Happy New Year
The top of the Spokane Falls, looking like early spring (high, frothy, swift), with some green scrub hillside in the foreground, a building being built in the upper right country of the frame, and a bright blue sky.
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Merry Christmas 🎄🦌
An closeup of Scout, a chocolate brown mini-aussie with a white muzzle that extends up to a white heart above his area, laying his against a white blanket with his left ear sticking straight up looking at the camera. Scout has now twisted his head fully to the right, and has his mouth open and tongue hanging out. Scout has now continued his turn to his back, his muzzle is sticking straight up on the air and his mouth is still open but tongue is back in. Scout is in the same position as the previous picture, only his mouth is closed and he looks pensive.
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Currently in hell.
A picture of my Google maps nav screen. The blue line shoes me needing to make a u-turn. It's my 4th so far. The other roads on the screen are a completely incomprehensible snarl of gray lines.
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
A picture of a red beer can with a blue circle in the middle. There is a blue M above the circle. It's a Migration Brewing Mo Haze IC beer. My TV with the NWSL final is in the background
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
PILOTS UPSET PEPPERDINE! LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood broadcast team made the broadcast tonight! Portland vs Gonzaga women's soccer on ESPN+ right now!
A broadcast monitor showing me and PBP Chris Clayton (dressed a as a deviled egg and Ace Ventura, respectively) in the open of our broadcast. Our headset boxes are on a counter in front of the monitor and through the window behind the monitor you can see the green grass of Merlo Field.
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
I thought that was the pre game thing!
Hotel room covered in blood with the text “caption this with a second to last text you sent” in it
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Look at @marysuesays.bsky.social being a Real One with this thread posting to hide the middle skeet(s) because I really do not want to see a big ass spider. Really really really do not.
A screenshot of threaded Bluesky skeets from @marysuesays.bsky.social, with the first one saying: "WHO WANTS TO SEE A BIG ASS SPIDER?!?! Anyone who doesn't, do NOT expand this thread!" And then there is a link that says "View full thread," followed by another skeet from the bottom of the thread that says: "^^^^^^^^above this post is a post of a big ass spider, you have been warned." The final skeet says: "This thread has spider pictures do not expand thread unless you wanna see spiders!"
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
pdxpup.bsky.social
This is the only appropriate response for KFed grifting stories. Dude made $45k a month for 18 years and claimed he was in poverty? As sleazy as they come.
A caption from Instagram from Demi Lovato: ddlovato GET A JOB ddlovato STAY AWAY FROM HER
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Perfect lunch? Perfect lunch.
A half dozen oysters in the half shell, charred with garlic-herb butter, on top, sitting on black and white checked paper in an aluminum 1/8 sheet pan. There are some toast points, tiny wedges of lemon, and a cocktail fork also on the platter.
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
pdxpup.bsky.social
The marquee competition tonight:
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
The rain has eased up for kick-off, and we have the wiener dog races coming up at half-time, so check out Portland v San Francisco on ESPN+!
The starting line-ups for the University of San Francisco on the right in white kits and the University of Portland on the left in black kits lined up at midfield with a violet blue black sky in the background.
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Forgot to post on kick off because I may have not known the game was at 5 instead of 7, but here's a second half snap as Portland tries to tie this game up on ESPN+ now!
A view from the press box of Merlo Field with Portland in white playing again San Diego in blue jerseys. The bleachers are in the foreground.
October 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Second The Life of a Showgirl listening party cocktail: Showgirl Sour (aka Amaretto Sour)
A cocktail made of amaretto, bourbon, lemon juice, simple syrup served in an old fashioned glass, garnished with a lemon peel and cocktail cherry.
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
First The Life of a Showgirl listening party cocktail: Danish Blonde (aka French Blonde)
A cocktail made of grapefruit juice, lillet blanc, gin, elderflower liquer, and lemon bitters served in a coupe glass.
October 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
pdxpup.bsky.social
Haha I know you think I am joking but he enjoyed one of those new pecan crunch cortados. AND I HAVE PROOF.
8ob, a giant panda, sitting in the front seat of my car enjoying said cortado. He's got the window down and is enjoying the fall scenery out the window and the crisp breeze through his fur.
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
pdxpup.bsky.social
It is at least much better than the alt text that came with the gif when I pulled it up! So unbelievably bad I took a screenshot!
The original, embarrassingly bad alt text of my previous skeet's gif which simply says "a man sitting at a desk with a panda bear on his shoulders."
September 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Back on The Bluff for the Portland women against Utah State, kicking off now on ESPN+...
The line ups for the Portland women and Utah State women shaking hands before kick-off against a picturesque backdrop of a lush green soccer field, the white dome of the Chiles Center, and soft blues and whites of the sky.
September 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM