"this game that you started playing for fun as a kindergartener do not under circumstances have any fun playing it now."

Looks like a dummy in need of a ventriloquist.

Having been on the winning end of several undeserved wins as both a player and coach, this is absolutely true. "Good job, we won in spite of ourselves. Let's get out of here before anyone from other side gets the pitchforks out."

It's important for everyone to understand that this was by design by The Powers That Be, who experienced existential panic in the first half of Biden's first term as workers had a favorable job market for the first time in two decades. They put in huge effort to stopping it.

Love soccer. Hated running. Became a goalkeeper as a result. Got to college and my GK coach was like "no, sorry, you have to be as fit as our center midfielder who is in the US women's national team pool." It was devastating to learn that being an elite GK required some running.

"would you go back in time to kill Hitler as a baby?" No, I'd go back in time to make sure Elon Musk and Peter Thiel are colossal business failures with no money whatsoever, and to kill Newt Gingrich.

Such a colossal fucking embarrassment that we allowed this to happen, all so guys who own companies can pay less taxes and get a 4th vacation home.

idk I think it's weird that people are still trying to find ways to call her a dumb blonde 20+ years into a pretty successful career, this time because she's in a relationship with a guy who also must be dumb because he plays football. 🤷‍♀️

What a beautiful pup!

🎶 I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need... 🎶