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jejune
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surprised so many of you listen to the Demiurge’s radio that is meant to put spiders inside you to lay thousands of eggs
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Sabrina Carpenter holds up half the sky." -- Mao Zedong
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Emotionally, I am a baby piloting a gundam
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Con law profs are perverts who need to be kept in some kind of human zoo. Brains made wrong.
The First Amendment allows people to be bad folks!
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Tired of getting stabbed? Time to start stabbing people! (This message brought to you by the stabbing lobby)
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
spending my whole morning wikipedia deep diving Muammar Gaddafi instead of doing anything else
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Pages not being able to open .odt files... literally what is your problem...
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
every day i am not back in Italy is a WASTE
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
externalizing weirdness
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i'm not Crashing Out, i'm Leaning In
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Nilla Wafers, the diva that you are...
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
look man. i spent a lot of time and money getting a law degree that has made me unemployable. articling jobs do not exist. non-articling jobs don't hire JDs. i spent over a decade being unbelievably responsible and i am worse off for it. why wouldn't i lie down in front of a pipeline.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
finding out about kate beckinsale's son-in-law laying eggs not two days after i watched The Substance is really giving me a lot to think about
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
changing my gamertag to CATEBLANCHETTOFFICIAL
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Muppets TÁR
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The Heterodontist — guy who makes your teeth all fucked up
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i have a big problem with the people who run this website but i have officially run out of places to get my multiplayer notepad fix until Gander releases and i can enjoy a solid seven months of posting until their financial ties to Orphan Grinders LLC are made public so i guess i'm hanging out lol
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my new service, Text With The Demiurge, allows users to seek a deeper relationship with the primordial craftsman who shaped our physical, imperfect universe
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
my doctor referred me to a specialist for anti-aliasing
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
im tired of being damp
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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smoked so much fine Magna Carta I woke up king-in-parliament. They got my ass transformed into an abstract representation of sovereignty
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM