@pearlescentblade.bsky.social
earnest adhd having big boobie kinda guy ~
I can’t ride in an elevator anymore without humming
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December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I can’t ride in an elevator anymore without humming
Duh duh da, duhh duh da, duhhh duhhhh da, duh duh da …
Duh duh da, duhh duh da, duhhh duhhhh da, duh duh da …
Sometimes I just need something sweet and fruity sooooo badly ~
December 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sometimes I just need something sweet and fruity sooooo badly ~
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Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Adds something to my bookmarks knowing full well that I will never see it again
What is this “too much”??? It’s only NEVER ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What is this “too much”??? It’s only NEVER ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
the pretty bird that sits upon my shoulder 🦢🦩🪿🪺
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the pretty bird that sits upon my shoulder 🦢🦩🪿🪺
How being 2 weeks behind on homework feels like
November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How being 2 weeks behind on homework feels like
Norah Jones is to Millennial’s what Laufey is to Gen Z
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Norah Jones is to Millennial’s what Laufey is to Gen Z
pie is for bisexuals
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
pie is for bisexuals
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I thought I would hate getting older but so far it's kind of fun. like sure, back pain or whatever but yesterday I got really excited because I bought some socks. feeling really good about my new socks
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I thought I would hate getting older but so far it's kind of fun. like sure, back pain or whatever but yesterday I got really excited because I bought some socks. feeling really good about my new socks
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Okay, it seems like I haven't been here for a long time
September 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Okay, it seems like I haven't been here for a long time
The dreamy girl in question
October 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The dreamy girl in question
My girlfriend is so hot
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My girlfriend is so hot
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you vs the girl she tells you not to worry about ~
October 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
you vs the girl she tells you not to worry about ~
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It's been over a dozen years but every now and then I think about how my 11th grade English teacher told me I couldn't submit my short story for an assignment cause the story took place over like 6 months. She said short stories can only take place in a short period of time, like a few hours.
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's been over a dozen years but every now and then I think about how my 11th grade English teacher told me I couldn't submit my short story for an assignment cause the story took place over like 6 months. She said short stories can only take place in a short period of time, like a few hours.
posting to bluesky is funny cuz I really only have one follower (my partner) Hi baby!!!!
October 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
posting to bluesky is funny cuz I really only have one follower (my partner) Hi baby!!!!
Experiencing the cognitive dissonance of SWEARING there was a moss emoji and frantically searching for it only to realize I’m imagining the moss icon from stardew valley, which should be, but alas, is not an emoji
October 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Experiencing the cognitive dissonance of SWEARING there was a moss emoji and frantically searching for it only to realize I’m imagining the moss icon from stardew valley, which should be, but alas, is not an emoji