Penn
@penn-fp.bsky.social
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Critic. Anti-fascist. King of the HideBehinds, and the Wizard-Priest of Ahania. I’m getting a really high score at midlife crisis. Find me (and El) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/elizabethsandifer
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Who wore it better — manic spaceman edition
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Yeah, you have to be at least this cool, I think, for it to work.
Troughton playing a recorder
penn-fp.bsky.social
But I'm just saying... harmonicas are pretty cool.
penn-fp.bsky.social
I kinda just have this guy in my head all the time right now, except he's on about harmonicas.
a man wearing a fez hat says fezzies are cool
Alt: a man wearing a fez hat says fezzies are cool
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It’s fine. London taught me how to enjoy and exist in cities, after years of having lived in one doing the concept no favors. It deserves a little melancholy.
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What do you call homesickness, for a place you’ve only visited? I never feel whatever that is more than when I see photographs of places I’ve been in London. A tiny heartbreak every time.
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I feel like there would be exponentially fewer drug related mishaps if honest, non-judgmental, and clear guidance on drug interactions was easier to find. Instead it’s 70% moralizing, 25% complete bullshit, and If you’re lucky there’s an answer to your god damn question in the back 5.
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Forget that Wiccan 3 times rule; that’s silly and arbitrary. The actual advice is you should only curse someone if you’d feel completely above board explaining it to them after the fact.

Corollary advice: just let the fucker curse themself.
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Honestly my view is kind of that if someone curses you to experience karma and it goes badly for you, that’s not really on them.
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eruditorumpress.com
The single worst thing about the concept of “being psychically attacked” is that it leads to people looking karma dead in the eye and going “some nebulous other person is cursing me.”
helldude.bsky.social
lets all stay dignified and remember that jordan was doing (canadian) politics the right way
penn-fp.bsky.social
Yeah, but it wasn’t you. 👀
penn-fp.bsky.social
Phoenix flames are still a fire, it turns out.
penn-fp.bsky.social
I never thought to ask what Paul McCartney doing Lil’ Kim would be like, and yet listening to “Wood” I see that Taylor Swift has the answer.
penn-fp.bsky.social
It’s such a bizarre hell, too.
penn-fp.bsky.social
Well, the banner at the top of the damn USDA website sure is upsetting.

At least the Department of Education has their shit together enough to look professional.

🪦
penn-fp.bsky.social
I mean… I do really like grapes. But I think I’m more “lounge Dionysus style and get hand fed grapes” gay than a “two gallons of jam” gay, which I feel confident declaring a coherent subtype of queer.
penn-fp.bsky.social
Ok, your followers are all cowards, so I’ll ask: /is/ this some kind of sex thing?
penn-fp.bsky.social
Where the fuck are we putting all these jars? 🪦
penn-fp.bsky.social
Oooooh. Nice question! ⭐️
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Important update: he stuck his little paw out and is twitching it in his sleep.
A black cat sleeping curled up.
penn-fp.bsky.social
He yawned and then did this.
A black cat curled up with his tail over his eyes
penn-fp.bsky.social
Found this gem of an album review on Reddit for Discharge’s 2016 End of Days.
Reddit post by user Prestigious_Pen5648 “
The opening riff and beat never fails to make me want to jump on people”
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My unpopular take is that it's weird to not realize that the movement in youth to get rid of sex scenes is also a fascist movement to stigmatize sexuality and kinks outside of the realm of heteronormativity.
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my unpopular opinion is that it's weirder that adults care so much that youth don't like sex scenes than youth not liking them.
penn-fp.bsky.social
How close were your seats for Wardruna, Penn?

We were the outer edge of the (pointedly excessive) fog machine at one point.