C_ockwork Knight
@pepperochau.bsky.social
Sega Saturn's funniest little guy
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C_ockwork Knight
@pepperochau.bsky.social
· Nov 19
welcome to superhero media 2025 our superheroes are different they have a union and an hr department and we made absolutely sure none of them can be coopted by fascists
allow me to present to you the first iteration of the Bad Media Criticism venn diagram, please suggest more
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
allow me to present to you the first iteration of the Bad Media Criticism venn diagram, please suggest more
im just saying if I was @jamesgunn.bsky.social i wouldnt have made 3 of the 4 DCU projects i wrote/directed be about how cool US interventionism is but i guess thats just me
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
im just saying if I was @jamesgunn.bsky.social i wouldnt have made 3 of the 4 DCU projects i wrote/directed be about how cool US interventionism is but i guess thats just me
welcome to superhero media 2025 our superheroes are different they have a union and an hr department and we made absolutely sure none of them can be coopted by fascists
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
welcome to superhero media 2025 our superheroes are different they have a union and an hr department and we made absolutely sure none of them can be coopted by fascists
every now and then i do something stupid on purpose to see how people react so i can use it as fiction material later
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
every now and then i do something stupid on purpose to see how people react so i can use it as fiction material later
someone who is smart in #anime tell me why NGE is considered a deconstruction of mecha anime
you're not allowed to say tsundere in your explanation
you're not allowed to say tsundere in your explanation
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
someone who is smart in #anime tell me why NGE is considered a deconstruction of mecha anime
you're not allowed to say tsundere in your explanation
you're not allowed to say tsundere in your explanation
now would be the perfect time to resurrect the masked detective archetype, but with a zealous sense of professional pride, ie; they drop and or actively sabotage your case if you call them a superhero
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
now would be the perfect time to resurrect the masked detective archetype, but with a zealous sense of professional pride, ie; they drop and or actively sabotage your case if you call them a superhero
haley joel osment getting slightly too old for sora voice: so, tron, i mean, ares...is a program that wants to become human? Reminds me of someone I used to know... (single frame of pinocchio followed by a 3 minute flashback of sora murdering Org XII)
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
haley joel osment getting slightly too old for sora voice: so, tron, i mean, ares...is a program that wants to become human? Reminds me of someone I used to know... (single frame of pinocchio followed by a 3 minute flashback of sora murdering Org XII)
obviously grant morrisons AI take sucks but what else can you expect from the creator of golden god superman
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
obviously grant morrisons AI take sucks but what else can you expect from the creator of golden god superman
coming to you live from the ball of LCL fluid containing the souls of all humanity: james gunn is being forced to return to a singular existence after admitting he only caused Instrumentality so that he "wouldn't have to explain [his] tv shows on Instagram anymore"
October 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
coming to you live from the ball of LCL fluid containing the souls of all humanity: james gunn is being forced to return to a singular existence after admitting he only caused Instrumentality so that he "wouldn't have to explain [his] tv shows on Instagram anymore"
is it safe to dog on james gun here or do you all suck too
October 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
is it safe to dog on james gun here or do you all suck too
genuinely fascinating how every ceo talks like an idiot
I definitely don’t worship it, but I am a pragmatist about learning how to use technologies that can’t be uninvented before they use us.
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
genuinely fascinating how every ceo talks like an idiot
not tob e, political, btu
September 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
not tob e, political, btu
at the bar with my masc lesbian wingman getting advice on how to chase:
September 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
at the bar with my masc lesbian wingman getting advice on how to chase:
i still laugh to myself every now and then that the elvira guy called me stupid
September 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i still laugh to myself every now and then that the elvira guy called me stupid
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british child: ok so tennessee is the south
american: correct
child: and georgia is deep south
american: correct
child: so florida is also deep south?
american: no you fucking idiot you absolute moron jesus christ what are they teaching you over there
american: correct
child: and georgia is deep south
american: correct
child: so florida is also deep south?
american: no you fucking idiot you absolute moron jesus christ what are they teaching you over there
August 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
british child: ok so tennessee is the south
american: correct
child: and georgia is deep south
american: correct
child: so florida is also deep south?
american: no you fucking idiot you absolute moron jesus christ what are they teaching you over there
american: correct
child: and georgia is deep south
american: correct
child: so florida is also deep south?
american: no you fucking idiot you absolute moron jesus christ what are they teaching you over there
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My PUA coaches (leftist) watching me successfully neg a 10 into being interested in me at the supermarket (but I'm negging the false consciousness in her that obfuscate her class interests)
August 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My PUA coaches (leftist) watching me successfully neg a 10 into being interested in me at the supermarket (but I'm negging the false consciousness in her that obfuscate her class interests)
no for real though what is with people and superman 2025 being so snippy about minor criticism
July 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
no for real though what is with people and superman 2025 being so snippy about minor criticism
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This is a technique I’ve used for years because of this one tweet from @sonnyross.bsky.social. Thank you Sonny for changing my life
The book cover was designed by Talia Abramson at Penguin but they let me have a bit of a say over the colours. And I said boy do I have an idea….
The book cover was designed by Talia Abramson at Penguin but they let me have a bit of a say over the colours. And I said boy do I have an idea….
July 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This is a technique I’ve used for years because of this one tweet from @sonnyross.bsky.social. Thank you Sonny for changing my life
The book cover was designed by Talia Abramson at Penguin but they let me have a bit of a say over the colours. And I said boy do I have an idea….
The book cover was designed by Talia Abramson at Penguin but they let me have a bit of a say over the colours. And I said boy do I have an idea….
Reposted by C_ockwork Knight
Reposted by C_ockwork Knight
Sailor Scully.
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
April 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Sailor Scully.
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
Doodle request from my fine patrons - patreon.com/collectedcur...
lex luthor in superman 2028: you see, by combining my own dna with supermans, i will create the perfect hero-
jimmy olsen (too loudly): UH THATS FUCKIN GAY. YOU'RE MAKING IT GAY DUDE
*audiences everywhere clap so hard that the earth's rotational axis shifts and grants us 3 more months of winter*
jimmy olsen (too loudly): UH THATS FUCKIN GAY. YOU'RE MAKING IT GAY DUDE
*audiences everywhere clap so hard that the earth's rotational axis shifts and grants us 3 more months of winter*
July 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
lex luthor in superman 2028: you see, by combining my own dna with supermans, i will create the perfect hero-
jimmy olsen (too loudly): UH THATS FUCKIN GAY. YOU'RE MAKING IT GAY DUDE
*audiences everywhere clap so hard that the earth's rotational axis shifts and grants us 3 more months of winter*
jimmy olsen (too loudly): UH THATS FUCKIN GAY. YOU'RE MAKING IT GAY DUDE
*audiences everywhere clap so hard that the earth's rotational axis shifts and grants us 3 more months of winter*
how it feels being on tinder in idaho
Lex Luthor when someone asks him why he made a test tube baby of Superman using his DNA
July 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
how it feels being on tinder in idaho