Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Internet Friend
@perdferguson.bsky.social
You might know me from a website run by a deranged nepobaby billionaire. But I repeat myself.
Dad to 2 girl doggos (avi) and 3 boy hoomans.
Dad to 2 girl doggos (avi) and 3 boy hoomans.
Password: FalafelThing69
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Password: FalafelThing69
“Sentient scrotum cheese” is a 14/10 insult.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Sentient scrotum cheese” is a 14/10 insult.
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For those of you who left your jackass-to-English dictionary at the office, “subverting identity politics” translates to “racist (complimentary)”
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
For those of you who left your jackass-to-English dictionary at the office, “subverting identity politics” translates to “racist (complimentary)”
Not that fucking deep
December 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Not that fucking deep
*Bluto. Fucking autocarrot
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
*Bluto. Fucking autocarrot
Blitz was right! It WAS the Germans who attacked Pearl Harbor!
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Blitz was right! It WAS the Germans who attacked Pearl Harbor!
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five orders of pad thai and one adventurous order of pad kee mao
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
five orders of pad thai and one adventurous order of pad kee mao
[guy discovering wine]
OK, kid, your mom is on a business trip, something about mastodons. Grab yourself some of that old grape juice in the other cave. Ain’t gonna kill you!
[mom comes home to find guy and his buddies passed out, and kid on his 4th “juice box”]
Motherf— again?
OK, kid, your mom is on a business trip, something about mastodons. Grab yourself some of that old grape juice in the other cave. Ain’t gonna kill you!
[mom comes home to find guy and his buddies passed out, and kid on his 4th “juice box”]
Motherf— again?
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
[guy discovering wine]
OK, kid, your mom is on a business trip, something about mastodons. Grab yourself some of that old grape juice in the other cave. Ain’t gonna kill you!
[mom comes home to find guy and his buddies passed out, and kid on his 4th “juice box”]
Motherf— again?
OK, kid, your mom is on a business trip, something about mastodons. Grab yourself some of that old grape juice in the other cave. Ain’t gonna kill you!
[mom comes home to find guy and his buddies passed out, and kid on his 4th “juice box”]
Motherf— again?
What about a joke with General Ripper lamenting Vance’s loss of essence?
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
What about a joke with General Ripper lamenting Vance’s loss of essence?
They could tell bc it was wearing onions on its belt, which was the style 14 billion years ago.
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
They could tell bc it was wearing onions on its belt, which was the style 14 billion years ago.
Can we have a 90s/00s MTV reboot with billionaires?
Billionaire Death Match; grand prize is a case of “Perri-air”
Pimp My Billionaire (“Yo dawg, I heard you like air so time to earn it”)
Billionaire cribs, where they sleep in an actual crib (“This is where the magic happens” [points to diaper])
Billionaire Death Match; grand prize is a case of “Perri-air”
Pimp My Billionaire (“Yo dawg, I heard you like air so time to earn it”)
Billionaire cribs, where they sleep in an actual crib (“This is where the magic happens” [points to diaper])
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Can we have a 90s/00s MTV reboot with billionaires?
Billionaire Death Match; grand prize is a case of “Perri-air”
Pimp My Billionaire (“Yo dawg, I heard you like air so time to earn it”)
Billionaire cribs, where they sleep in an actual crib (“This is where the magic happens” [points to diaper])
Billionaire Death Match; grand prize is a case of “Perri-air”
Pimp My Billionaire (“Yo dawg, I heard you like air so time to earn it”)
Billionaire cribs, where they sleep in an actual crib (“This is where the magic happens” [points to diaper])