Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Internet Friend
@perdferguson.bsky.social
You might know me from a website run by a deranged nepobaby billionaire. But I repeat myself.
Dad to 2 girl doggos (avi) and 3 boy hoomans.
Dad to 2 girl doggos (avi) and 3 boy hoomans.
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Hard to identify the best part of this 1964 ad--the obvious headline, the misspelling of Reagan's last name, or the shout out to John Stoemer's blockbuster (and howlingly inaccurate) conspiracy-ridden book "None Dare Call it Treason" about the supposedly "treasonous" thread of the US left.
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hard to identify the best part of this 1964 ad--the obvious headline, the misspelling of Reagan's last name, or the shout out to John Stoemer's blockbuster (and howlingly inaccurate) conspiracy-ridden book "None Dare Call it Treason" about the supposedly "treasonous" thread of the US left.
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OH WELL! Guess they can stay home then.
Long before the draw, local organizers in Seattle had earmarked a FIFA World Cup match in the city as a chance to celebrate the LGBTQ+ community.
But now, the two teams playing – Iran and Egypt – have objected to any such celebrations taking place around the stadium.
https://cnn.it/4agpfsR
But now, the two teams playing – Iran and Egypt – have objected to any such celebrations taking place around the stadium.
https://cnn.it/4agpfsR
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
OH WELL! Guess they can stay home then.
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Imagine serving as a Marine and then having a distinguished career in the FBI investigating actual terrorist threats and then having to go in front of Congress and say you’re afraid of Antifa. Absolutely humiliating.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Imagine serving as a Marine and then having a distinguished career in the FBI investigating actual terrorist threats and then having to go in front of Congress and say you’re afraid of Antifa. Absolutely humiliating.
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For those of you who left your jackass-to-English dictionary at the office, “subverting identity politics” translates to “racist (complimentary)”
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
For those of you who left your jackass-to-English dictionary at the office, “subverting identity politics” translates to “racist (complimentary)”
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Sometimes I think white peoples obsession with rewhitening media is a form of self-soothing, like sucking your thumb. if all the lantern jawed manly white men and submissive blonde thin women return, things will be okay again and the world won’t be so scary again.
Sometimes it’s just racism.
Sometimes it’s just racism.
Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!
(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sometimes I think white peoples obsession with rewhitening media is a form of self-soothing, like sucking your thumb. if all the lantern jawed manly white men and submissive blonde thin women return, things will be okay again and the world won’t be so scary again.
Sometimes it’s just racism.
Sometimes it’s just racism.
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It's fine to be skeptical of this, but some folks don't understand what this information means.
It may sound silly, but oceanic freedom of navigation is predicated on "flying the flag of a sovereign state." Any ship caught flying false colors can be legally fucked with by any state's navy.
It may sound silly, but oceanic freedom of navigation is predicated on "flying the flag of a sovereign state." Any ship caught flying false colors can be legally fucked with by any state's navy.
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It's fine to be skeptical of this, but some folks don't understand what this information means.
It may sound silly, but oceanic freedom of navigation is predicated on "flying the flag of a sovereign state." Any ship caught flying false colors can be legally fucked with by any state's navy.
It may sound silly, but oceanic freedom of navigation is predicated on "flying the flag of a sovereign state." Any ship caught flying false colors can be legally fucked with by any state's navy.
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The most annoying thing about most space documentaries is how they're convinced my only interest in the stars is navel gazing and dooming "a gamma ray burst could destroy earth" cool now shut up and just talk about the damn phenomenon like you claimed you would tyvm
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The most annoying thing about most space documentaries is how they're convinced my only interest in the stars is navel gazing and dooming "a gamma ray burst could destroy earth" cool now shut up and just talk about the damn phenomenon like you claimed you would tyvm
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Requiem for a Dream is the obvious answer, so I'll put a plug in for a movie not as many people have heard about, but should: Miracle Mile
imdb.com/title/tt0097...
imdb.com/title/tt0097...
December 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Requiem for a Dream is the obvious answer, so I'll put a plug in for a movie not as many people have heard about, but should: Miracle Mile
imdb.com/title/tt0097...
imdb.com/title/tt0097...
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five orders of pad thai and one adventurous order of pad kee mao
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
five orders of pad thai and one adventurous order of pad kee mao
One might even call them dipshits
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
One might even call them dipshits
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ICE being evil enough they start angering famously racist police departments was really not a turn I was expecting
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara to US citizen detained by ICE: "I apologize that this happened to you in my city with people wearing vests that say 'police.' That's embarrassing."
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
ICE being evil enough they start angering famously racist police departments was really not a turn I was expecting
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The JWST Just Identified A Supernova From Only 730 Million Years After The Big Bang
The JWST Just Identified A Supernova From Only 730 Million Years After The Big Bang
The NASA/ESA/CSA James Webb Space Telescope has confirmed the source of a super-bright flash of light known as a gamma-ray burst, generated by an exploding massive star when the Universe was only 730 million years old. For the first time for such a remote event, the telescope provided a detection of the supernova’s host galaxy. Webb’s quick-turnaround observations verified data taken by telescopes around the world that had been following the gamma-ray burst since its onset, which occurred in mid-March.
www.universetoday.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The JWST Just Identified A Supernova From Only 730 Million Years After The Big Bang
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I would love to watch Musk and Bezos try to play Oxygen Not Included
I’m but a simple country theoretical physicist, and I can say, in my professional capacity, “datacenters in space” is so colossally, monumentally stupid that it is difficult to know where to start with which laws of physics the idea is spitting in the face of the most.
“.. Skeptics believe the technical risks are being underestimated and say space-based data centers won’t be competitive on cost, especially if power and other constraints ease on the ground.”
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/tech/bezos-a...
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/tech/bezos-a...
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I would love to watch Musk and Bezos try to play Oxygen Not Included
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ICE are thug scum.
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
ICE are thug scum.
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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Wrote about what the arrival of "Mad Men" on HBO Max teaches us besides "hide the vomit machine." [giftie]
(But also, definitely hide the vomit machine.) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/a...
(But also, definitely hide the vomit machine.) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/a...
What Streaming TV Could Learn from ‘Mad Men’
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Wrote about what the arrival of "Mad Men" on HBO Max teaches us besides "hide the vomit machine." [giftie]
(But also, definitely hide the vomit machine.) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/a...
(But also, definitely hide the vomit machine.) www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/a...
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Finally, an administration willing to rank fonts by wokeness
Secretary of State Rubio has concluded Calibri is a DEI font and orders US diplomats to revert to Times New Roman in official communications. www.devdiscourse.com/article/poli...
Font Wars: Times New Roman vs. Calibri in U.S. Diplomacy | Politics
The U.S. State Department has reverted to using Times New Roman in official communications, reversing the previous administration's choice of Calibri, which was promoted for accessibility. This decisi...
www.devdiscourse.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Finally, an administration willing to rank fonts by wokeness
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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We really do need to re-normalize the idea of calling out shitty people to their faces and then refusing to engage with their idiocy.
We’re not products for you to milk, Chad! We’re not content cows!! Try acting like a normal fucking person!!!
We’re not products for you to milk, Chad! We’re not content cows!! Try acting like a normal fucking person!!!
tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
We really do need to re-normalize the idea of calling out shitty people to their faces and then refusing to engage with their idiocy.
We’re not products for you to milk, Chad! We’re not content cows!! Try acting like a normal fucking person!!!
We’re not products for you to milk, Chad! We’re not content cows!! Try acting like a normal fucking person!!!
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These deleted pages from American Canto are wild
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
These deleted pages from American Canto are wild
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"What am I going to offer you? How about the last fucking thing any of you want? How does *that* sound?"
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"What am I going to offer you? How about the last fucking thing any of you want? How does *that* sound?"
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I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I am pleased to announce another no-talent year!
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Quite an announcement video from @crockett.house.gov www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...
Jasmine for Texas
YouTube video by Jasmine Crockett
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Quite an announcement video from @crockett.house.gov www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...