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Woke Mechanic @mechanic.lol · 22h

Putting an inflatable costume on a bollard so when the cops tackle it they get their shit wrecked.

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Popehat Or Danger of Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 9h

I’m not saying they’re Nazis. I’m saying being a Nazi isn’t a deal-breaker for them. I’m saying at a minimum they’re Good Germans.

RIDGE @1av8ter.bsky.social · 21h

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 21h

Pro-regime media is funded by your wordle addiction. If you or someone you know is struggling with a NYT subscription please show them video games

Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 22h

New NYT euphemism just dropped

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 8h

Pence was more of a VP to threaten with hanging, whereas Vance is more of a “drop shrapnel on him” kind of veep

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 10h

A shell prematurely blew up on Saturday during a military event in California. Debris fell onto California Highway Patrol vehicles near a major freeway that had been ordered closed by Gov. Gavin Newsom, who had warned that the plans to fire shells over Interstate 5 could pose hazards for motorists.

Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines Event, California Officials Say

The mishap, during an anniversary celebration for the Marine Corps attended by the vice president and defense secretary, underscores safety concerns that Gov. Gavin Newsom voiced before Saturday’s event at Camp Pendleton.

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Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Internet Friend @perdferguson.bsky.social · 5h

If Seattle wins, series starts in LA. If Jays win, starts in Toronto.

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ashley scarebanks 💀🕯️ @ziibiing.com · 8h

a skinny friend of mine “oh you’re not fat you’re beautiful!”-ed me the other day and i was like HOW DO YOU STILL NOT KNOW HOW MUCH THAT SUCKS

Fat Tea @fat-teabskysocial.bsky.social · 11h

stop being dicks to fat people.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · 8h

giving the "no, you go ahead" wave when you have the right of way is just as wrong as not respecting someone else having the right of way

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Internet Friend @perdferguson.bsky.social · 5h

Thanks for the Buxton love. We’ve been waiting a loooooong time for a full season from him. Josh is one of my favorites too. Every time he steals a base, it’s like watching a Fat Guy Touchdown (very complimentary). Stealing third off Skubal? Sicko type stuff.

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JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 9h

For the Sickos

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 9h

Hello, 28th precinct, I was just yelling slurs at a bunch of people on a public sidewalk and some little skater kid snatched my transitions lenses and when I tried to chase him I fell flat on my face. Yes I’ll hold

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 23h

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Internet Friend @perdferguson.bsky.social · 6h

That would rule

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Isaac (: @iqgrv.bsky.social · 11h

The coolest thing about being a diabetic for the past 20ish years is seeing just how many people, esp through aca debate and covid, would be completely fine if people like me dropped dead even if it meant they wouldn’t notice any positive change in their own life

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👻Wereman 🐺🎃 @spookarties.bsky.social · Dec 1

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · Feb 5

TRUMP: *machine-guns crowd of pedestrians at Fifth Ave*

NYT: President's most daring argument for population control brings new scrutiny.

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Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Internet Friend @perdferguson.bsky.social · 6h

a man in a green shirt and tie is playing a white guitar .

ALT: a man in a green shirt and tie is playing a white guitar .

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Ted Berg @ogtedberg.bsky.social · 7h

What if instead of playing Game 7, the Blue Jays and Mariners settled on a truce and agreed to send their best 26 guys to go beat the shit out of the Dodgers, for humanity’s sake?

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 9h

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

RFK Jr. explains why socializing with Jeffrey Epstein wasn't such a big deal for him:
...l ran into everybody in NY. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew
-- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house."

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 8h

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

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Roger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 9h

Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”

<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>

Vance spokesperson: No comment.

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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 23h

I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂‍↕️

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Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Internet Friend @perdferguson.bsky.social · 8h

Aldi has them sit

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Perd Ferguson, Your Weird Little Internet Friend @perdferguson.bsky.social · 10h

a man in a suit and tie says it 's happening with his arms outstretched

Alt: a man in a suit and tie says it 's happening with his arms outstretched

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Kenny Mayne @kennymayne.bsky.social · 12h

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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 14h

Steve Bannon: “The real opposition is the media. And the way to deal with them is to flood the zone with shit.”

Media: "We cannot with certainty identify this mysterious brown substance."

Trump trolls ‘No Kings’ protests with obscene AI video and mulls invoking Insurrection Act: Live updates
Trump posts AI video showing him dumping brown liquid on to demonstrators after nearly 7 million took part in nationwide protests against him

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/no-kings-protest-trump-today-live-updates-b2847817.html

Trump posts a fake video of himself flying a ‘King Trump’ jet over protesters.
President Trump has posted a fake video on social media that showed him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/us/politics/trump-fake-video-no-kings.html?smid=url-share

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16h

That Trump video reminds me of this immortal tweet you couldn’t have forced me to post at gunpoint

Bill Mitchell tweet from March 28, 2020 at 10:30 am

“Diarrhea kills 1.8 million a year.

ONE POINT EIGHT MILLION.

Where's my diarrhea check?”

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